Look, I know John Mayer is a douche, but I gotta say I’m with him on the whole waitin’ on the world to change thing.

Ok so the NRA basically condemned all this and we’re still waiting to hear a peep out of Target. Certainly adds to the current dystopia.

It certainly feels this way, also.

Kristi Noem is a piece of shit. If you believe Kristi Noem, you are also a piece of shit.

GREG BOVINO IS A PUSSY ASS BITCH

Slept in and my husband came in and woke me up and said, “They killed another person right by your old place.” And they did.

Baby Spice turns 50 today. That’s it. That’s the post.

I get to work and I make sure everyone is accounted for. I’m also at the back of the building most of the day alone with garage doors opening and closing all day. I got my whistle and my empathy and that’s all I really need.

I’m scared to drive to work. I’m scared to be at work. I’m scared driving home from work. I’m less scared at home, but still have a massive pit in my stomach.

“How are you?” Doing as well as an autistic person with justice sensitivity can be doing right now.

Agreed. ☹️

Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open

“LeT tHeM dO tHeIr JoB!”

Fucking disgusting how I have family members that believe it wasn’t murder and shooting an unarmed woman in the face 4 fucking times was 100% justified and called for.

I don’t know how I’m supposed to fall asleep tonight.

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If you haven’t sang Man in the Mirror in front of a mirror and sobbed and self-reflected, what are you even doing with your life?

I would like to leave painful periods in 2025.

Did I just save a ladybug from drowning in my sink? Yes. Did I put the 🐞 on my windowsill to recover? Yes. Did I check on the 🐞 a little later? Yes. Did the 🐞 look dead? Yes. Did I check even later to see the 🐞 was in fact not dead? Yes. Too much has happened and I can’t go to work now.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. And from Taco John’s.

Had a phone appt with my psychologist and she basically told me to wait until next year to look for a new job because with what’s going on here (ICE terrorizing the twin cities) there will most likely be more positions available in a month or so… Umm. Just. Wtf.

Higher education is not indoctrination. Recording and making your young daughter say, “Lock her up!” and posting it on Facebook is though.

Doth he still rage? [Exit Bigot.]

This song was released December 2003, but if I had never heard it before I would’ve assumed it was released this year. I guess if it was released this year it would’ve been called MAGAlomaniac. Either way, great fucking song. youtu.be/MuZhnNR6vzc?...

They should really give a free autism screening during orientation for all incoming theatre majors…

It’s not a matter of “if” they are going to start killing protesters, it is a matter of when. The pattern recognition here is undeniable.

HEARING THE FORMAT ON THE RADIO WITH NEW MUSIC IN 2025 HAS ME WEEPING

If I could go back to 20 years ago, here’s what I’d tell my 18 year old self: You are autistic as fuck. This puts a huge target on you for predators. Those two instances were absolutely rape. You are so much smarter than anyone has ever/will ever give you credit for. Oh, and buy a house I guess.

You can’t just sit there and pretend like you don’t think the whole caterpillars turning into butterflies thing is the most mind-boggling and fascinating miracle ever.

thankful for bed

🎶 hello good pie hello good pie 🎶

Husband: Are you hangry? Me: Fuck you.

Still furious with Gwen Stefani. She was such a fucking badass in the 90s; a unique woman and role model for me. Then freshman year of high school I hear on the radio “hey baby hey baby hey” and was completely devastated, like, what is this garbage?! She has never redeemed herself, to me at least.

College did not indoctrinate me. My “public” K-12 school did though. I learned the Lord’s Prayer as to not be humiliated during our pre-basketball game prayers. I learned it’s ok to come to school in black face. And I learned swimming is not good exercise for fat people because fat people float.

🎶 if I had a million kitties 🎶

pig-like he whines

If one more person that I personally know under the age of 40 dies before the most disgusting, vile, misogynistic, and deplorable man who ever lived dies… I’ll continue to be sad and post my anger online.

Rest easy, Andrea. I will always remember your tenacity, especially when it came to theatre. Also… I get it… 💔 For in that sleep of death what dreams may come…

must outlive the bad man must outlive the bad man must outlive the bad man must outlive the bad man must outlive the bad man must outlive the bad man must outlive the bad man must outlive the bad man must outlive the bad man must outlive the bad man must outlive the bad man

I’m not sure if it is, but this certainly feels accurate….

There once was a girl from Nantucket Who said to her life, “Oh, fuck it.”

Pretty sure gnomes are the new “live laugh love”

Say what you will about Mr. Carter, but this is how politicians should handle defeat. We loved having you as mayor, and Josh absolutely adored working with you for the past several years. Extremely excited for the large Hmong community in Saint Paul though! This is pretty incredible and exciting!

FrankenBeans

Dani and Max’s relationship is what I have always wanted with my older brother since 1993. The title of my first book will probably be My Brother Never Loved Me.

Repent what’s past. Avoid what is to come. And do not spread the compost on the weeds To make them ranker. Forgive me this my virtue, For in the fatness of these pursy times Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg, Yea, curb and woo for leave to do him good.

Everyone practices their cursive at work when they’re bored…. right? (Lady Lamb lyrics are the best)

Anyone else get really sad when an islander wants to leave you and move away in #ACNH, or is this just my abandonment issues saying hi? lol Like, YOU HAVE LIVED HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING AND I LOVE YOU AND I WORK MY ASS OFF FOR YOU AND NOW YOU WANNA LEAVE?!