im so good at ruining good things and making a mess of shit

i can't fucking stand myself dude

i hate myself fr

making a fucking chicken sandwich 😁

i don't give a fuck generally but sometimes, i really really do

2026 romance is sharing a bowl and all your streaming passwords

i love my girlfriend oh my god i love her

working security is crazy bc wdym i just got my life threatened by a 75 year old man 20 min before my clock out time

team snapchat always hits me up when i have no friends and nobody to talk to

gonna find a way to kick myself in the head

eventually, someone will find me chill and just interesting enough to be my buddy

my anxiety feels good tonight- might go on a paranoid- psychosis inducing walk at night listening to scary ambience

what the fuck is even fucking happening

if everything is gonna be okay why does it feel like my chest is caving in and my skin doesn't fit right

holy fuck i don't think the world could've made a less interesting person than me bro

wish i didn't have social anxiety so i could take over the world

how will the world disappoint me next

i can't just finish a show dude i'm watching like 15 different things at once rn

NO BOOTLICKERS ALLOWED

can't wait to get off work and rip my pen and make a chicken sandwich

BLEAUGHHHHHH

maybe the male loneliness epidemic only affects the guys who should be lonely

i love sleeping

i DONT love anxiety

i just want my living situation to accompdate smoking flower but the leasing sites dont fliter bt that unfortunately...

my wonderful beautiful girlfriend bought me a big weighted plushy highland cow 🙂‍↕️ i named him booby

ice cream! #skate

what the fuck about this is homemade- also no i didnt try it clearly, im still alive. spotted in my work vending machine...

sometimes u have to tell ur voice of reason to quiet down and be unreasonable for a second

should i quit my job and dedicate my life to mischeif? maybe even invest some time into tomfoolery?

im about three major historical events away from booking it into the woods and lowkey living the life of a hermit

dont have enough furniture for my new apartment and im broke as hell, guess im fashioning shit out of twigs and rocks like im playing the forest

we used to be able to play gamecube at mcdonalds free of charge, what the hell happened

shitting on company time is the only good thing to come from the industrial revolution

this pen tastes like misery and taxes

i love weed so much

me and my double cheeseburgers

nahhhh

i think id still throw down my gauntlet and proclaim fisticuffs if someone called me a scoundrel, i say.

my converse are ziptied and my sweatpants have holes in them but for some reason i have a full 2g disposable... might need to reevaluate my path in life