Connections Puzzle #905 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Got it.

Some might say, hacking billboards is noble work. 😉

@profanity.accountant go on, surprise me

Connections Puzzle #904 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Well, I don’t know how I did that

Booked tickets to seven plays at @theatreroyalbath.bsky.social up to July. I didn’t go in November, and December is too busy, but without my monthly visits I feel lost. Good theatre is a gift, and god damn, TRB is a good theatre. 🎭

Connections Puzzle #903 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Again, Purple??

Connections Puzzle #902 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Purple. Always a mystery.

The UK, where the day after a decision to take half a million children out of poverty, the media & political world has been full of sneering at those same children & their families, labelling them as ‘Benefits Street’, while the same people are moaning about a tax on £2m mansions. Shameful stuff.

Fucking hell, this is a masterpiece

Strands #634 “With gratitude” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵 Bless ❤️

Connections Puzzle #900 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Oh DO shut up, Purple 🙄

We’re on day 9 of Essex Boy on my dating app trying to persuade me to sext him, and me refusing point blank. I’ve just told him I’d literally rather watch Broadchurch and nap in my armchair. He is unperturbed. (Normally I share the exchanges, but they’re not even funny or entertaining. 🥱 #Nope)

Great reminder to everyone to CALM THE FUCK DOWN from the brilliant MonkDebunks @monkemma.bsky.social 🎄 open.substack.com/pub/monkdebu...

Connections Puzzle #899 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🤦‍♀️

26th of November! It is the day of the Netherfield Ball. (And since we know the ball was on a Tuesday, the events depicted in Pride and Prejudice must take place in 1793-94)

Connections Puzzle #898 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Yeah Baby

Connections Puzzle #897 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 SO MANY HERRINGS! I AM INVINCIBLE! MU-AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Is it Doctor Whos, or Doctors Who?

If you have to tell people you’re cool… you’re not. If you have to tell people you’re humble… you’re not. If you have to tell people you’re funny… you’re not. If you have to tell people you’re “alpha”… you’re - well, you’re just not anyway, because it’s not a thing, Elon. 🤦‍♀️

Max is indeed understanding this correctly.

December 1st, can’t fucking wait for this absolute banger of a terrible Christmas movie. Love it 🎄

Connections Puzzle #896 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Super quickie

Connections Puzzle #895 🟩🟦🟦🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Fell for it

Nobody in my family appreciated this. Or noticed it, apparently 🙄 (though they must have got out of bed bc the parcel was in the hall)

6am. If men don’t have wives, they turn to the internet - because why have a morning boner if you can’t bother someone with it? #Nope

Connections Puzzle #894 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got you, Blue

Connections Puzzle #892 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Good one

The real reason I can’t get a boyfriend 🤦‍♀️ #NoWaitWhereAreYouGoing

Connections Puzzle #890 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Look at me getting Blue not last 🤩

Hope he’s okay, the wee sausage share.google/7E6y6qM6iqZs...

Connections Puzzle #888 🟩🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Dummy

I know the internet is made of Stupid, and I’ve long suspected that interior design is also made of a fair bit of Stupid. Put them together for an explosion of (likely AI-driven) Stupid 🤦‍♀️

Creative? Maybe, but did it need to be the *first thing* he said to me? #Nope 😳

Watching Des. I bloody love stuff with Jason Watkins in. And stuff with Daniel Mays in. Imagine if everyone’s favourite Fennec fox, David Tennant, had turned up in Line of Duty? I’d have watched the socks off that 🚨

Wordle 1,609 4/6 ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟩🟨 ⬜️🟨⬜️🟩🟨 🟨⬜️🟨🟩⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #887 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Maybe 20 seconds this time

Connections Puzzle #886 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Quickie 👍

Connections Puzzle #885 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Under ten seconds, ye wee scamps ☺️

Connections Puzzle #884 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Why is Purple ALWAYS stupid?

I swear to god, if my son ever spoke to anyone like this I’d never let him forget it. This man is in his thirties. It’s appalling. #Nope

Connections Puzzle #883 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 No herrings for me today

Connections Puzzle #882 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Blue was merely American; Purple was just fucking ridiculous.

There were just too many reasons to list #Nope

Fucking terrible grammar 🤬

10/10 take. No notes.

I’d be in no danger from this nutter whatsoever Hope he’s having a thoroughly shit time in prison, the great preening fanny. Top bit of policing there, too, only took them seven years to do anything about him 🤦‍♀️ www.bbc.com/news/article...

Connections Puzzle #879 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Fucksake

My skellie pals came indoors for a chat. We had a nice time ☕️

Connections Puzzle #878 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Purple was Stupid

YOUNG PEOPLE. LISTEN UP. Today Nigel Farage said the government should cut the minimum wage for young people ...to “raise aspiration” and “boost business" It's £10ph FFS! Lower your pay so you’ll dream bigger DO YOU SEE IT NOW? Spread far & wide. bylinetimes.com/2025/11/03/n...