Looks like someone just discovered the Innsmouth Look @juliansimpson.bsky.social www.threads.com/@artselect/p...

As ever, I know more #Strictly pros than the slebs. I know the footballers and drag queens, and that probably says a lot about me TBQFHWY.

Here's how the draw for the Women's Champions League is calculated this year.

I don't know whether anyone even needs to hear this but "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" is quite the strangest film I've seen in a long time.

So this, ummm, T5 cricket match is quite odd. Or is it just England's shot "selection" that's odd?

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr. youtu.be/jtZjXUjbpKQ?...

The problem for 40-summat men who don't know how to dress is articles like this. Why would I trust a writer who admits he might be dressing like Jeremy Clarkson? Who ignores designers like Thom Browne, Terry Singh and Marc Jacobs and then laments the choice in men's clothing?

"Keith the Graphic Designer" alert on 6 Music.

Good to see that my beloved L'OM are not going to be any more consistent than last year. Playing against 10 men for an hour, and being caught on the break every few minutes, Marseille managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by conceding a goal in injury time.

I'm not saying it was hot at football tonight but this is me after an hour.

35 years old. Sigh. albumism.com/features/cat... albumism.com/features/cat...

Trying to do my eyeliner to 6 Music this morning be like

Anyone who fancies a Wordle-like pastime in the two minutes between firing up the laptop and logging into Teams could do worse than try this: outlier.land

PSA: you have 10 days left to stream the second-best Hannibal Lector film on iPlayer. 📽️ PPSA: I love this rock star graphic of Will Graham. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Well, shucks.

I can't believe we're relying on a one-armed man to save this cricket match.

Whatever happens in #EngInd, I think it still shows that test cricket is still the premier form of the game. Like, Pickled Onion Monster Munch in a dayglo packet* has its place, but there's nothing like a chef-prepared three course meal. * this is a subtle reference to The Hundred obviously

So our hopes rest on Josh Tongue (average 6.60) and the one-armed man from The Fugitive. #EngInd

Memo to England's lower order: If the ball isn't going to hit the stumps, it's okay to leave it. You don't need to hit six boundaries in an over to finish the game off. #TheCricket

The thing about this England team is that the chance of us polishing off these 50+ runs in five overs and the chance of us being bowled all out in five overs are fairly equal.

I'm starting to think that with "The Fury", Brian De Palma invented TikTok. Every 30 seconds of this film is a random event, unconnected to the 30 seconds immediately before or after it. It's more stream of consciousness than Inland Empire but only half as coherent. 📽️

Wonder what Corbyn and Sultana's new political party will be called?

So @suedehq.bsky.social are asking for some #MySuedeStory memories. I was too young to afford gig tickets the first time round but I've made up for it since...

I love this. I still make mixtapes now and give them as Xmas and birthday presents. Except now I make them in Ableton Live and they take me on average about 90 hours each 😱

I've never understood why a social network needs DMs - we already have apps for that, and they provided better controls than slapping messaging into a social network - but this article explains why agreeing to the Ts&Cs for using Bluesky's DMs is A Bad Thing. www.theregister.com/2025/07/21/o...

Just given the Cat an insulin injection for the first time Apart from stabbing myself with the needle and almost vomiting on him with anxiety at hurting him- Well actually it sucked an unbelievable amount, but if it keeps this eejit alive a while longer, I'll cope.

The outbreak of diarrhoea-like penalties continues to run unabated in Switzerland. #WEUROS #ESPSUI

How to be Aqua's lead singer: 50ccs of wacky Inhale all the helium #totp

Imagine your daughter bringing one of Backstreet Boys home. I'd be packing her straight off to conversion camp. Luckily my daughter was into Slipknot and Stonesour, she would only use boybands to line the kitty litter tray. #totp

Would it really hurt Spiritualized to do the odd Cleopatra cover version? #totp

Cleopatra coming at ya blue eyeshadow #totp

All the kids are like, "I know this song, my grandad loves it" #totp

After seeing the penalty instructions on the Swedish keeper's water bottle, I think we should get some for our penalty takers for the next match.

They were some of the worst penalties in history and I think most of that was Kier Starmer's fault /s #SWEEG

It shows where we are as a nation that the national team, and even some of the so-called bigger clubs, still don't have a better Plan B than "stick the big lad/lass up front" and give it the Charles Reep treatment. #SWEENG

Jess Carter and Lucy Bronze have been chief culprits in the worst defence since Adnan Syed's. #SWEENG

I'm so ridiculously impressionable when it comes to TV. Strictly comes on, and I sign up for dance lessons. Sewing Bee comes on, and I sign up for sewing classes. God knows what will happen when the new season of Mindhunter comes out.

THIRTY-NINE. And now going to prison for four years.

Had a text from H&M to say that my order, for two pairs of shorts, can be collected from the local store. Ironically I can't get into the store today because it's raining and we're due thunderstorms at lunch. This is the power of buying shorts.

It's 11:57pm and I still can't get over that Bashir wicket.

That is the most ridiculous way to win a cricket match imaginable.

What do you call a cat who's managed to climb on next door's shed and can't work out how to get down? Well, we call this one Selina Kyle.

"A Girl Like You" by Edwyn Collins, a choice all the more baffling by my love of Orange Juice's "Rip It Up".

This is a really interesting read and the last question - "which of your male friends would you invite to your wedding?" - hits home. I'm not the target demographic but I've only socialised one to one with a cishet male friend twice since the end of lockdown. www.theguardian.com/wellness/ng-...

Lionesses folding like wet spaghetti. We're all over the place at the back, especially at full back.

My kryptonite will always be cheesy disaster movies and if 9:36 on a Saturday morning isn't the best time to watch "The Towering Inferno" then I don't know when the right time is.

“We’ve got gender equality now”

Well, there are two names I didn't expect to see in the same sentence. www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/j... Diamonds and Dust review – Dita Von Teese and Faye Tozer’s saddle-sore wild west burlesque | Burlesque | The Guardian

What do I want on the new notes? £5 - Roger Taylor £10 - Nick Rhodes £20 - John Taylor £50 - Simon Le Bon Three bob note - Andy Taylor