I love me some crude humor.

So what time is the rapture? Or is it because I live in one of them godless democrat cities?

Being a vampire must be boring af.

Jesus who!!! Jezzee better pass the bleezzee

My arsenal. #2A #Glock #Beretta #Mossberg

Perspective changes everything. [Ars Mathermatica]

should husb and i go out to get $3 margs? heart for yes comment for yes repost for yes

Got a dm from “Pedro Pascal”, I then proceeded to waste an hr of “his” time. I’ll be damned if im gonna be cat phished by the Mandalorian.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.

I’m packin heat so bring the meat.

🚨NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is planning to fire Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff C.Q. Brown, a 4-Star General and 41-year veteran of the Air Force who flew over 130 hours in combat as a fighter pilot. REPOST if you stand with General C.Q. Brown against Hegseth!

I’m now realizing that they are less brother and sister than they are husband and wife. #cat #catsofbluesky #cats

I was hoping Kansas City would get shut out for the whole game. Bummer

Anyone surprised that one of Elon’s DOGGIE Boy was a POS? youtu.be/Ozhdo1o9OPA

If you can't attend, you can still help! Alt right groups like the proud boys and patriot front like to pack their members into Uhaul vans to transport to disrupt protests.... beat them to it by reserving as many vans as you can before they do!

I love seeing Tom Homan get mad that people in Chicago are educated enough to know their rights while defying La Migra.

Just a reminder that we should be blocking and reporting every maga that we find here. We need a safe place from their fascist rhetoric. #fuckmaga

Hail Luigi, full of wrath. Be our retribution in the hour of injustice. Inspire those of us who long for truth to take up your mantel to restore truth and justice to the masses

Braining unmedicated while having a prescription is the most ADHD thing I can think of.

10 bucks for a dozen eggs. Even fresh food is a luxury in America. #thebadplace

That lawnmower Man from the Metaverse can suck it. I deleted both insta and Facebook.

Meow Diamond Phillips bein cute af. #catsofbluesky #caturday #cat

eepy boi #cats #blueskycat

Love it when I catch them cuddling. #blueskycats #catsofbluesky #kittiecuddles

In honor of carrie underwood performing at that man's inauguration I am going to continue my tradition of never listening to carrie underwood's music.

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

How dare you!

Cali over here judging me for being a bad plant mom.

Also: If you don't have money to buy my (or anyone's) books, and you live in the anglosphere, before you pirate them, try to get them from your local library instead. They have it or can get it, they pay for the books, and in many places writers get paid for their books being lent. Everyone wins!

In any other setting this would be elder abuse.