bloomfies who are we rooting for tonight?

me when i got a perm

haven’t said hi on here in a while… hi :3

happy snow day to all who celebrate

need to r*de oomf

just realized you guys haven’t seen me with my haircut yet :)

✨EOTY Prompt✨ - Your best of the year: 1) Photo of you 2) Album 3) Movie 4) Series or Video Game

ho ho ho from santa’s elf

snapchat recap reminding me of my chicken caesar salad pizza days

merry christmas eve eve

binged season 1 of Arcane on the train and holy shit

I want money from a man

4am wake up flight canceled 2 hours on hold with help desk no flights to boston til Monday $1500 for other airlines $400 for 8 hr bus ticket lovely morning in Ryz World

oomf told me to put them on

just in bed upset the new sza album isn’t out yet

howdy howdy

one thing i’ve learned from the internet in the last year is a LOT of people have foot fetishes

my fy page needs to stop

sometimes i really just wanna follow a gay guy on instagram and not be immediately added to their thirst trap posting close friends story

haircuts at my work holiday party pregame

forgot about this app for the weekend, felt freeing

boldly coming out as a girl’s gay

met a cute boy at the work training but it’s the last day and he’s from new york and is moving to london

ok fine i’ll post the front (no one asked)

proof :3

shoulda worn the jock to the gym this morning but was stupid… jockstrap for the day it is

all i have left for underwear on my work trip is one pair of skims and a jockstrap….

i’m neither tall nor short i’m something more insidious: 5’11

woke up this morning desperate for a hung italian

zane phillips i want your babies

i’m about to be so straight up with men on dating apps and be like “you’re fr so fucking boring to talk to” because some of you …………

work training :)

bored so i’m rewatching the chunin exams

oomf and i planning something in new york so we can be prison mates with Luigi 🙂‍↕️

finding out that so many of you gays were Ivy League kids/Valedictorians?!?

kinda need his bullet seed if you know what i mean

no no definitely Isaac Powell

luigi mangione you can hide from the feds in my hole

me every time my tummy hurts

can we eliminate the genre of tweet where someone posts a screenshot of some dude responding to their nude being like “OMG it’s so big 😍🥵”

i really need a tan so i can feel pretty again

finally started fellow travelers - why am i bawling my eyes out but horny rn

help why does this have the adult content label

hope a man is under my tree like this on christmas

when i told a guy i was down bad for him and he said “well get up good”

you, but wearing a cowboy hat. Add to the thread. here’s a much more demure post

You, but wearing a cowboy hat. Add to the thread.🤠 throwback to halloween 🤪

at first i was like “mmm pits” as a joke… but bro… i don’t think it’s a joke anymore

this wind actually needs to fuck off