I'm gonna say it. The combo of Taylor Swift new album + The current political climate is making for some amazing Banned Books Week content from local libraries.

I can't post my non ai ghostface photo because the only thing anyone is wearing is the ghostface mask and a condom.

What's your favorite fun fact about bees?

Morgue Anne fridge magnets Y or N?

Curious about where to see Burlesque in Seattle and wtf is going in with the Rendezvous? @themorgueanne.bsky.social spills the tea in my latest article @echothearts.bsky.social : theevergreenecho.org/echo/morguea...

Actual conversation I just had. Me to drag queen: Which is first, "Fuck Me" or "High School Sweetheart"? Drag Queen: Fuck me First. Me: Great, scan this QR code to follow show order 😂 I love my life.

Been stepping in as a karaoke host and people keep telling me I'm doing a really good job but this is literally just my Tuesday.

Are there states where you get away w just having a photo of your id?

Is casually wearing Grindr merch the new casually wearing Playboy merch? Fashion is cyclical.

I just got so excited that Capitol hill block party is Sat/Sun and thus I don't have to be in the area at all when it's happening 😍

I'm officially dating a doctor.

My therapist was wrong, asking for help and trusting people blows.

Ok what's the best one of those "do x for gift cards" things? I need like $100 of shit from Lowes.

Not me making the "here kitty" noises at what turned out to be a huge raccoon.

Promo Pic I need to do: me in full goth DJ gear, femboys in bright pink attempting to apply blush to me. Use it to promote when I do pop nights.

Today I got my email inbox from 138 to 33. Please applaud.

My partner got me back by leaving snacks in my office and a cure poster in my carport

I think for Pride I'm going to dress as the embodiment of death, and carry dead roses and a sign that says "Give us Roses while we are still here".

Makeup/Skincare/Beauty Products should be packaged in six months worth if you're using it once a day. Why is everything so huge compared to how much I actually use? Hitting pan is a pipe dream.

My favourite sound when I get into work is the sound of the alarm going off, because it means that I'm the first person here and I get to spend some time absolutely alone in the building.

I just realised I'm booked every Saturday in July! Come see me at Church Cantina (5th), Soulberry Coffee house (12th), Two Bit Saloon (19th), and at the Olympia Goth Picnic (26th).

Partner gave me a set of keys to his place. I use them not only to let myself in for late night dates but also to sneak slices of cake and other treats in his fridge. The absolute glee of waiting for the "omg I have cake!" Text is what I imagine pranksters feel.

OMW to Cal Anderson

ah the ol' fire extinguisher fulla paint gambit.

It makes me so happy to be a DJ at a gay club during Pride. 🥰 I don't have words but I'm choked up watching two men dance to Freddy Mercury.

Life hack for when someone's randomly yelling at you (ex: like in traffic). Ask them a question, like directions. Throws them off.

Hi I'm still Queer even tho 90% of the relationships people see me in are straight passing.

If I order something from Ukraine off Etsy, am I going to be hit with a bunch of tariffs? Is it going to be super delayed or can I believe the shipping time estimate?

Figured out how to get out of talking to people at Trader Joe's! You just have to ask if they've unionised yet and they clam right up.

[the inaugural night for TEETH has gone exceptionally well so far!] [it's picked up a good amount, @themorgueanne.bsky.social and yours ghoully are definitely having fun laying down the beat] [we're going til 2am, come get your stomp on!]

I just played Skinny Puppy and everyone on the dancefloor clapped and that sounds made up but I SWEAR it just happened.

***tonight*** [come shake your bones] [wiggle your meatsuits] [ feed @themorgueanne.bsky.social and yours ghoully with your presence] 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️

Gotta figure out how to balance goth and rainbows for the pride show.

Trying to pack the house for this show. Get your tickets. outlandclub.com/june-14-outl...

Honestly I love it when an animal actor is obviously fake. Especially when it's a practical effect.

I'm legitimately upset that drinking water and stretching made me feel better.

NEXT WEEK 5/28/25 mercury@machinewerks [my first official solo night] (.communion was a testbed) [ @themorgueanne.bsky.social joins me behind the decks to lay down the beat this month] [come give your favorite goth gal pals some love ❤️]

Booked for a pride show and now I need to figure out a goth pride 'fit.

Anyone else ever get the urge to prank their partner by sneaking into their home and leaving a small cake in their fridge because you know they've been working really hard lately?

Who can tell me what the real reason is for increased security at grocery stores? I refuse to believe shoplifting is really that bad.

Nerded too close to the sun and now I have a MoPop membership who wants to do the Morgue Anne guided tour of the horror exhibit that I accidentally started today. 😂

What if I started a book club in Tacoma?

I've been a vegetarian for longer than I haven't been, but I'd probably eat Robert Evans' meat.

My cranky "back in my day" take is Grocery stores don't need an armed off duty or rent a cop to check your receipt on exit. I will always be rude to them.

What's the best thing on Kanopy right now? I want to use up my last credits before the end of the month.

Sometimes when I'm explaining something to someone, I just become an NPC with one repeating dialogue option until they finish the tutorial.

I am absolutely rewarding drag queens with gold star stickers for getting their music in on time and labeled correctly.

Does anyone know if Insomnia Cookies Capitol Hill is doing any fun grand opening stuff this weekend? They are conveniently located right next to my Thursday/Friday residency.

Trying to find cool statues for my yard. I'm ok w some saints and angels but I don't want it to be too Jesusy, ya know? Needs to be a good mix of goddesses.

Every time a lover gives me flowers, I take a nude portrait with them. Someday I will release this collection as a coffee table book.