New slutty glasses.

Eyelids installed.

Oh, hello peripheral vision. Been a while. This is so fucking wild.

I can see again. Even with the swelling. Before, immediately following, and this morning.

I now have a guess about Pete’s issue with beards.

Sooooooo. Looking at a career change.

Proof of life…and chaos gremlin.

@mrs-deviant.bsky.social I got a haircut.

I got a hair cut. That’s all.

Why not.

Today I learned I went from an XL to a medium in 5 months.

Today vs March 26th. Joint replacement preparation.

It’s wink Wednesday.

Heelllllooo nurse

Guess who started having an anaphylactic response to gluten? Guess who is also getting an EpiPen.

What’s going on over here? Got some new hoochie linen pants for summer.

Waistband Wednesday and workout check-in time.

What’s going on over here?

Someone suggested recreating a gif I frequently use. Enjoy.

Cashier: I love your hair. It’s great! Me: thank you. I appreciate that. Cashier: too great to be on a man. Me: (stares at her silently)

Progress check in. Four weeks between. Mrs Flyer is happy and angry. 😂

The calves are doing their thing I guess.

Y’all doing feral fridays over here? Here is one you might like @mrs-deviant.bsky.social. No growling.

@apopularmonster.bsky.social think I have more hair than that image of the dude I showed you a picture of before. 😂

Three weeks in and I’m starting to see a difference in how clothes fit.

So, I started working out after a few weeks ago after my doctor clear me. It’s weird that I can actually enjoy it now.

For the people that like growls. Here was the first test of the microphone with no compression or EQ.

Someone really looked at the Bradford Pear and said, “You know what, we can’t wait two weeks for the red buds and apple blossom. We need the town to smell like a dirty dick for 2-3 weeks so we can have flowering trees earlier.

Mrs Flyer is sick. I’m making her some chicken and rice soup.

She was displeased I closed the door. Also, new pirate shirts.

Bread trim on a whim.

Meds, water, stretch, eat. Have you?

There is a disagreement between who gets the bed.

Set up coming together nicely.

A couple remaining pieces.

I edited it for you @mrs-deviant.bsky.social

They are fighting over the new bed.

Donald is a fucking dipshit.

Yeah…I’m trying raise money to do something I’ve always wanted to do. gofund.me/f0a936cf

Things you don’t want to hear a Dr say. Dr: I’ve never seen anything like it. Me: 💅 I’m fancy. Dr: Obviously. Everything looks good, but we’re going to have to do some digging because this is going to require a traumatologic Me: Does this mean I might qualify for an experimental knee?!

Something normal

Hey @merlotbelle.bsky.social does this work for a work around?

Monochrome Monday

I threw a bunch of stuff today. Sorry, I’d have thrown the president away but he wasn’t within reach.

This is HUGE news and so good for pregnant women. Long overdue.

Now for the computer, software, and setting up a vocal booth.

Post bath zoomies.