you should listen to the prophecy

(( What Ever we ball

I still don’t know too much of what’s going on but… sheesh… I suppose I must count myself lucky. At least the lighteners who imprisoned me are Foolishly nice to me. This yellow lizard lady I hear so much of … she is like most lighteners. Bah!

(( I actually had to double check if tvtropes had one of those single-word terms for king and lo and behold he has The Dragon. if you didn’t know lancer got his name from The Lancer trope

do you think king is my real name

Oh, so nobody gaf when /I/ say lighteners abandoned me and that they’re good for nothing. but when it happens to the CRT everybody gets up in arms about it??? Has everyone been ignoring my Kingly Wisdom?

kn-knight senpai…

[ * Suddenly, a tempest. ]

I! LOVE! PIPIS! [ slamming his fists down on the floor ] I LOVE THEM! I LOVE TO EAT THEM!!

Where are the nerds. I require their wisdom

(( i finally understand why jj likes junkil so much. this guy rules. I Can You Can is so fucking tasty I can’t stop listening

(( oh people like the oyster post

they gave me a stupid electronic device and I have to choose between a “chimchar” or “piplup”. this sucks. which one do I choose

i used to have mr roberts on this list. could you believe that? bleh. it’s much better now

I require the royal Seven Ice Cold Beers

WHAT IS AN OUYA AND WHY DOES LANCER WANT IT

My knight is so awesome and cool and btw they are sure to free me from this prison because i am so Believer

What is a …. ‘Nine eleven’??

[ putting away the "mr president a second penis has just entered my ass" shirt ] okay

You should let me out.

(( him acting less Kingly is on purpose btw. he’s slowly becoming more like a bigger lancer without the mantle and dark fountain

(( if king learned one of the lighteners who stopped him was *kris* kris i think it would break him

Read my awesome new book

if anybody is gonna be on TV, it’s me. i’ll spread the realest news anybody has ever seen. did you know they’re putting compounds in the food that makes darkners serve the light? Scary stuff

[ clocking out after the ninth word ] Wait, you think he's Hot??????

I love my fluid [ suckles more lead water from the Royal Watering Bottle ]

(( 2 things according to the recent dt chapter 1 fangamer stream: - “cool mantle, bro” Toby when referring to king’s cape (king must have been the one originally steal the shadow mantle before it flew away to ramb) - king was nice before the fountain was a thing …..

[ does that thing of Wolverine looking longingly at a picture but it’s a picture of his mantle ]

i wake up. i run on my stupid little hamster wheel. i drink my heavy metal laced water. I eat my slop. i curl up and cry. i sleep. repeat

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