A very polite butterfly shut her wings and scooted over for us to enter our home

no okay WHO IS THIS MAN that had a kid with Samantha??? cause NELLIE x SAMANTHA was ENDGAME. I need answers, pleasant company!!!!!!!!

Okay hold up hold up, this makes me want a series of books about who the American Girls grew up to be. You've given her a granddaughter, so she had kids? a husband? did she have a whole life? I need THE DETAILS. people.com/american-gir...

after reading/watching/obsessing over #TGCF (a masterpiece) I am now reading #SVSS and ............. uh. I'm trying really hard to like it lmao. But it's just awkward/sad??? And the thing with the corpse really made my excitement for the main couple uhhh.... die. lmfao. no pun intended.

had this convo recently lol me: part of why we broke up was he was upset I spent like 16 hrs a day playing video games friend: well that's 👀a lot me: BUT IT WAS DURING THE PANDEMIC, WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSD TO-- friend: oh? during covid? nah, valid

@borschmajure.bsky.social girl you're catchin strays www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe/...

i need someone who's read Raven of the Inner Palace to suffer with me as I ship Onkei and Jusetsu (NO SPOILERS I'M ONLY HALFWA THROUGH BOOK 5) #Ravenoftheinnerpalace

my husband follows along with my yapping about #TGCF but only if I call them "white robes" and "red robes" otherwise he gets confused 😭

do you ever get to know someone and think "you're too old to have not gone to therapy for that yet" (in a genuine concern, not shade way)

I've been having a period every month since I was 12 but somehow I am surprised every single time. "man why does my tummy hurt :c" WHY DO YOU THINK

not FAKE, HIDDEN BOOMER ?????? social butterfly who doesn't leave their house I GUESS here's the gd link i had to search through 500 quote RTs to find: poomang.com/en/t/keyword...

ALWAYS SUB ON TWITCH FROM A BROWSER, NOT THE MOBILE APP. twitch subs (in the US) are $7.99 on mobile but $5.99 in the browser. The streamer doesn't get that extra $2, twitch does (to offset what apple/google takes from the transaction). (just in case other people weren't aware!)

me googling why my neck hurts and it's like - too much time on the computer - poor posture like .... ok but BESIDES THAT--

bro has been alive for 2 min and is already sick of my shit

getting older means when you play games where you date people, it's often like "here's a female love interest!" "....she's cute I guess" "and here's her mom" "LASJDFAJSDFLSDLKDJSF OMG LOOK AT HER--" "you can't date her" "WHY GOD"

it's very cool that if you want to learn about basically anything, if you start looking online, you'll find whole communities of people excited to teach you, with lists of resources, whole blogs/channels dedicated to instructions, etc.

my dog loves booping things with her nose. she knocked over a stack of kleenex boxes (cube shape) and she just pushes them across the floor and knocks them into each other with her nose. it's so cute ;__;

alternate title for this stream coulda been "jaylee doesn't get the joke for 2 whole hours"

My meme review stream where I go over all the memes you submitted in my discord over the last few months is happening NOW! twitch.tv/jayleevt

I am really surprised how many people responded to this saying they'd love to read it... from people who don't even know me, and who have no idea what I'm even working on. Haha! ^^; Clearly I need to get writing.

i'm so tired of not being able to find a job what if i just wrote books and y'all bought them lmfao. can we do that instead. i promise there'll be smut.

cow with wings?? COW WITH WINGS

MOOM'S GONNA BE SO CUTE. DEBUT IN 1 WEEK. Y'ALL BETTER FOLLOW MAI WAIF

is it unreasonable to wake up your spouse just to kill a spider? no or no?

i think it's funny how people meet me and within days they just all naturally come to the conclusion that my #1 characteristic is "sleepy"

long-running manga, volume 1, they're like "you can't ever tell this girl you love her!" me staring at the 20 volumes, like. nah I don't have time for this payoff lmfaoooo

don't look at me but like the guys in the royal tutor manga are too hot for this to not be a romance >_> this artist did a cruel thing when she made them all brothers

someone let me know if they announce animal crossing stuff at this nintendo direct, otherwise i do not care

DTI doesn't have male shorts short enough to truly be joe

anime's like "oh this girl is SO UGLY, no one would want her!" and then they pan to a girl who looks like every other anime girl.... but she HAS FRECKLES!

so i have recently become a fan of #hualian (I'M NOT DONE WITH ALL THE LIGHT NOVELS NO SPOILERS PLS) and it's made me interested in #danmei. Can anyone recommend some? I like the historical/fantasy setting, but I'm new to chinese culture so i'll be googling every other page (i'm learning!!!)

i made the -_- one an emote on my channel y'know incentive to come look at my channel: annoyed tama jellyfish

I keep failing my water tama but look how funny this one is when he mad at me

Playing Fields of Mistria and this cracked me up

when stream? just no (bskyinsights.com)

I'd buy a bunch of really floofy sparkly ballgowns and just wear them like they're normal close. like I'd just go to the store like that.

I failed my first water tama... I stayed up all night reading and slept all day and he got too many care mistakes So now he's this whale with lip filler

listen, idk how anyone thinks hua chen is the top. the way he devoted his whole self to xie lian his whole life? you just know he's gonna cry, too

I left my tama at home while running errands and I got a care mistake so he won't turn into the cute seahorse of my dreams

....when my library is missing volumes from a manga series, I request them for purchase, and they *always* buy them (unless it's a very old series). I feel like I'm singlehandedly stocking the manga for my library lmfaooooo like they buy 12-15 books a month because of my submitting forms ^^;

me when no snackies

Important tama update. Bug eye chicken. He is so funny when he's mad lmfao

when someone mentions kpop and i'm like OMG YES I LOVE-- and all they do is talk about the boy groups like oh................... ok...... (i forget there's boys in kpop)

i apologize to everyone in my life that my tamagotchi is the only thing i care about right now

My tama child may be an abomination but my tama planet looks FABULOUS

oh great it grew up into one of these

is this what they mean by gen z stare

do not have the owl tamagotchi breed with others. i wanted purple kids but instead i got 👁️👁️

Look at this sweet baby bird sleepin (I had to paint my nails specifically to take tama pictures.)