love waking up and my whole shoulder is like "TIME TO BE IN AGONIZING PAIN!!!!!!" why??? what did I do to you??? what sort of nonsense was i doing in my sleep???

can i give out my address to receive cards even though I am too broke to send cards 🥹 i will post pictures of my dogs beside the cards in return

seeking someone who will fight bosses in genshin for me, in exchange I will go on voice and say "omg woww~ you're so good at this!!! ahhh thank you~~" in a very cute girl voice.

i want whoever keeps voting for daylight savings time to come to my home and explain to my dog why she's not getting her pills (read: CHEESE) at the same time anymore

I hate job hunting so much. Aaaaaaaaaaaa I just want to afford rent and food, someone hire me

some people have celebrity crushes. i just.... have hot nerdy men with accents and pretty eyes????

me: I don't like most adult american cartoons. like south park, family guy, the one with the four ugly men by the grill husband: king of the hill??? me: whatever. or the one where the guy's head is french fries... husband: the WHAT me: futurama? husband: it's NOT futurama

people compliment my cross stitches and I'm like "you want it?" lol. like MY HOBBY IS MAKING THE CROSS STITCH, NOT DISPLAYING THEM. I literally have a stack of finished projects and no idea what to do with them. I HAVE SO MANY.

the thing that drives me insane about the manga "Given" is like how tf do you write a story where COMPOSING SONG LYRICS is a massive part of the plot and character development BUT THEN NEVER SHOW US. THE FUCKING LYRICS. IT'S DONE THIS TO ME 3X NOW.

also black shows every single dog hair, crumb, dust, dandruff, whatever the fuck else. LOVE YOURSELF, DON'T CROSS STICH ON BLACK FABRIC.

This is gonna be beautiful when I'm done but for right now, black string on black fabric is making me lose my gd mind

i tried to clap behind my back as part of a routine I remembered from high school and felt my shoulders snap crackle pop in like 6 different ways

when someone is like "btw just let me know if I make you uncomfortable!!!! if I say anything feel free to call me out!!!" and you're someone with no chill. you have never NOT called someone out in your life. and it's like. "trust me this is a not an issue"

what is it with vtubers and not taking basic care of themselves (i am part of the problem)

it bothers me when I see female facecam streamers who are dressed up in gorgeous makeup everyday, cute background, sometimes cosplay while most male facecam streamers are just.... some dude in a t-shirt with bad lighting in his living room like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE DICHOTOMY I DIE

Oldest selfie on your phone (2017) Man I miss having blue hair

finally got up the courage to tell my cute dentist that he looks like Lee Pace. 1. He immediately transformed from ALL BUSINESS DENTIST to CHARISMATIC SMILE MAN and I wasn't fully prepared 2. Apparently he's been told this his entire life (there's more)

apparently the YOUTH are making happy faces like ÷D bro what the fuck I had to google how to even make the ÷ sign (which I learned is called an obelus??????)

growing up in the 90s, the grocery store every halloween would build a little castle you could walk through out of soda boxes. they did one for christmas too with fake snow on it and stuff. was this just me or was this normal everywhere cause I haven't seen one in YEARS where did they GO

Im bisexual and like. not a single man I've been with has been straight. Or wasn't by the time we were over 😂 😂

I love the open world exploration part of Genshin. But I *suck* at action combat type games, so when I have to fight bosses I just die.

I feel bad for artists these days. People in comments will be like "IT'S AI! LOOK, HER EARS ARE DRAWN LIKE SHIT, IT'S AI" and I just imagine the artist over there like " ;__; no i just can't draw ears"

horror Tamagotchi anyone? (Source: x.com/basement_ver...)

i can write but can't draw. i need an artist to fall in love with my work so all these cool ideas can have art and stuff instead of just like WALLS OF TEXT

BTW Episode 3 of my Genshin fanfic project is up! :3 glimmerfics.com/stories/FovE...

Shipping Mouse and Connor? 😬👎 Shipping Mouse and Bubi? 😍🥵

My library copy of vol 5 of #mdzs. See that darker stripe in the middle of the book? From many hands turning those pages specifically many times? That's the incense burner chapter..........

"3 partners, wow that's a lot" YEAH UNTIL ALL 3 OF THEM ARE ASLEEP OR AT WORK AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE ?????? HELLO???????? WHERE IS MY ATTENTION ????? #polyamory

UNSOLICITED RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: if you're having an intense Relationship Talk, it helps to tell the other perso out loud "I am still going to love you after this conversation is over. I'm still going to *be here* after this conversation is over."

no YOU'RE crying over anime fandom videos on a saturday morning

🫠 Bye

HAPPY HAWOWEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a cute clown 🎃🎃🎃

i hav halloween costume pls come see twitch.tv/jayleevt

So was I.... not???? .... supposed to come in here???? lmfao

.... Ominous ghost birthday apparently????

logging into Genshin after not playing for over a year

the "Ten Count" manga makes me uncomfortable. Volume 1 was mega CONFLICT OF INTEREST and the reason why psychologists shouldn't work on their friends, and Volume 2 is UNDER-NEGOTIATED KINK: THE MANGA. like........ the whole thing feels kinda gross, idk

me: dog! move! i'm gonna step on you! my dog at the base of the stairs, belly-up and completely unbothered: do it. you won't.

NO ONE TOLD ME THE BATHTUB SCENE ENDED LIKE *THAT* #mdzs i'm so heartbroken omg these babies

Episode 2 is out now :3 glimmerfics.com/stories/FovE...

honkai star rail fully calling me out

My #Genshin interactive fanfic "Cafe Liyue," featuring Zhongli, Childe, Xiao, and Baizhu, is up now! (3 more episodes will be released later!) It's a coffeeshop AU host cafe setting! Comments and likes are GREATLY appreciated please! glimmerfics.com/stories/FovE...

dating in your 20s, it's like exciting to get to open up and share your life with someone new dating at 36 I'm like............fuck there's just so much lore to cover. how much of this shit even matters anyway.

A friend sent me a blind box thing cause I said I've always wanted to open one 😂 #blindbox #genshinimpact

someone: watch the video i sent you yesterday me: (ugh) me: (waits 30 seconds) me: (absolutely does not watch the video) me: ohhh that's cool

Guys my friend made me this for my one year streamiversary and it's so perfect. This is my true and final form. It's now an emote for followers on my channel EHEHEHE

why am I so easily called out holy shit poomang.com/en/t/doodlea...

Romance (m/f) needs more subby, non-dominant men. HNNNNNG.

so I uh um uh I have a new boyfriend 👉👈