Guys my husband doesnt GET IT. This is not a place for realism it's a place for screaming about cute plastic shit!!!!

The "11 cm crayfish" I caught in Trio of Towns (3ds)lol

My friend said y2k was over a quarter of a century ago and I just

I keep my pills in this now Taking meds officially Worth It now

when you buy some new skincare thing and suddenly you feel GORGEOUS even though, like, objectively your face has not really changed at all.

MY PHONE DIED RIGHT AT THE POINT IN MY AUDIOBOOK WHERE THE BOY AND GIRL WERE HAVING A **CONVESATION** WITH feeelingsssss HOW DARE IT DO THIS TO ME (it warned me for the last half hour it was dying)

hello kitty ramen just tastes better than regular ramen (it's the flavor of marketing)

I want to like otome games 😭 but I used to write romance games and Japanese ones have so FEW choices it's barely interactive. Like I'd rather watch anime or read manga if you're barely going to let me choose anything.....

Okay so far these hold up from my memories. All except BUTTERSCOTCH. Wasn't that sucker yellow? It's like pale brown now and tastes like pancake syrup. Ew. I don't remmber it being like this. I had to spit it out.

What's your favorite dum dums flavor :3

Sam's clubs got that PINK PONY CLUB ~

Guys a weird Ai porn account wants in on our fun lol

When I made the bathroom renovation square of the hmj chat reading bingo, I thought of this book (I haven't read it!) Gay couple renovates a house for their reality TV show and accidentally stumble across a murder and have to solve it. It fits like 8 of the bingo boxes 😂

NEW TAMAS COMING IN JULY!!!!!!!!! Glacier and Tropics!!! And they both have JADE FOREST + Glacier + Tropics! 3 new biomes in one device!!!! I feel bad for people who bought jade forest 👀

"the mist tries to lure you in by showing you your truest desire!" "omg i see my father being proud of me!" "my long-lost love!!" "oh wow a FREE BUFFET?!!?!?" "..." "..." "what?"

🌛HMJ CHAT SUMMER READING BINGO!!!!! 🌛 Alt text DOES have all the text (it's v long) Here is a google doc version if u want: docs.google.com/document/d/1... (note! If you are logged into google with your REAL NAME/PHOTO, it may be visible to others (open incognito!) Share w any flops not on bsky!

I would like ai search summaries a lot more if it was sassy instead of customer service voice. "if by 'is this a thing' you mean 'does this item exist' then yes, unfortunately, the artist blah blah has in fact made a fart powered engine"

So like......... What if I organized an hmj chat summer reading thing.......

Me: tits Autocorrect: 😇 ties Me: TITS Autocorrect: 😇 you're? Me: 😡 TITS!!!

I used to be REALLY into makeup back in like 2016 and omg... Everything is so boring now? Lime crime is gone? Too faced isn't cute anymore? Eyeshadow palettes are just beige as far as the eye can see

THIS IS WHY I NEVER WANTED TO GET INTO DIAMOND PAINTING AHHHGGGG

No matter how clearly you write your name for them... Doctors offices are just gonna spell it however they want in their system.

Years ago I read this book where a guy wants to fuck a robot and the book went into this big backstory trauma of why he's sexually into robots and I'm just Girl you don't need to do all that. Look at the internet. People will be horny about anything.

A service that pairs people with dyscalculia up with people who understand basic math and can double check their work. (like plsssss I don't know if 1024 / 18 or 1024 x 18 is what I need for this. dividing got me 56 inches. which feels... big. I just need to borrow someone w a functional brain!!!)

I put a bunch of otome games on my gamefly queue based solely on cover art and ONE HAS ARRIVED!!!!!! I am so ready to get deeply invested in animated men.

My whole childhood, my mom had really bad knees, and she's say like "haha this'll be you someday!" and I'd be like "UGH MOM STOPPP" and not care ... she was correct. 😭 genetics whyyyyy

My current project.... Bookmarks~

I forgot how braindead you end up after you've done work for 8 solid hours

I'm testing handcam for streaming. Come say hi! twitch.tv/jayleevt

My work is doing a summer reading event! I love reading events! ............ But now I have the struggle of finding books I'm not embarrassed to tell my coworkers I read.

Hot gluing frogs tonight~ (we couldn't find ours and had to borrow a glue gun lol) (the magnets I got are very thick! And strong!! And now I worry how the frogs will survive the mail!!)

My partner had the aux cord and played like 6 angry break up songs in a row. I'm like. Do we need to talk???? Or????? (he just likes the songs lmfao)

So @fivegazels.bsky.social and @hiddencolor.bsky.social are the same person confirmed

My army grows (hehe a friend bought me the my melody nano for my bday. IT'S SO SMALL.)

Went to @animestorenearme.bsky.social to use their lab tama (for the first time) and... You've heard of dump cake... But have you had... Poop and toast...?

Hehe it's my birfday!!! My tamagotchi paradise sang me a song 😭 I forgot it asked for my bday. It made me so happy haha. Instead of cake I had a candle atop a tub of ice cream HEHEHEHE (in the ice cream holder my partner 3d printed for me haha)

OMG mecha_menace06 just sent me Tamagotchi Nano x Sanrio - My Melody - My Melody i may cry. THANK YOU wtffffff

OMG andrei_kroy just sent me a surprise gift i may cry. THANK YOU wtffffff

not cute anime beagle

"I dare you to post middle school pics when you were ugly lil goblins" challenge fucking accepted. you cannot top this.

this is who runs this account

it's wild that human beings have the ability to create tiny hats and put them on things, but 99.9% of the population never makes full use of this ability

When the cover is homoerotic but the content is not

I thought my phone screen was all scratched and cracked and broken all to hell. Just getting worse by the day. It's been years. .... Apparently it has had a glass cover on it. I removed it and the screen is flawless underneath. Whaaaat.

Sure, the 67 thing is annoying but not NEARLY as annoying as we all were in middle school quoting Charlie the unicorn in high pitched voices nonstop

my cute lil bee plush is here modeling this season's hottest fashion trend..... frog

Thank you to the amazing @febcupcake.bsky.social for fun pwesents!! I love this glittery snack box and the lotion smells so good. 😁😁😁

Get you a partner who never holds it against you when the plans you excitedly made yesterday now sound like torture and you just wanna lay in the bed

So whenever I end up with cash, I like to hide bills around my house to find later as a surprise to future me. TODAY I FOUND $50 HUHUHUHU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME FROM ME

me: heyyyy so that anime I said you'd might like? after finishing it, uh... don't watch it boyfriend: ahhh it touches on my TRAUMA doesn't it me: LOOK I WAS TRYING TO BE DELICATE