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avoiding the object level for as long as possible
Trying to become a better utility monster. Advice welcomed.
2 days ago
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Somewhat ominous photo I just took
5 days ago
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am I Stupid or is nicotine just not all that addictive. I smoke maybe one small chinese cigarette a week and have no desire to smoke any more often than that. I wanted a life-ruining vice but all I got was fun weekend hobby with friends đ
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8 days ago
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a student in one of my sections took photos of my final exam during the exam and anyway I'm now conducting a Cinderella-style "if the shoe fits" investigation based off of the appearance of my students' thumbs
9 days ago
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Submitted my first paper without my PhD advisor, please clap.
13 days ago
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norvid_studies
13 days ago
oh. in that case twitter logged out isn't exactly a fin de siecle viennese coffeehouse either...
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very funny/confusing that Bluesky is where the best discussion seems to be happening yet the modal post I see whenever I get logged out is something closer to this
13 days ago
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Eli Mallon
16 days ago
nostalgic for ethereum conferences where companies would have big âPOWERED BY ZERO KNOWLEDGEâ banners
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Average Twitter debate
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Folks, a confession: My name is Doug Lenat, and I died in 2023. My life's work was building Cyc, a fact-based, ontology-based AI system. My "atomic tweets" are a ploy to introduce Cyc to a new generation. They say Cyc failed but then how am I speaking to you from beyond the veil?
21 days ago
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Hi BlueskyâI *love* AI. I use it to write code, file my taxes, add numbers together, babysit, generate art, and even talk to my parents for me. Itâs made me so productive at my forward deployed Palantir/Blackstone job that can finally afford a second investment property in Harlem/Boyle Heights!
23 days ago
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Is there some way I can get preemptively blocked by everyone who liked this
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23 days ago
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ok this didn't happen but I do have a friend whose initials are A. S. S. and he managed to talk IT into giving him the email address
[email protected]
. which he gets to keep for life.
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24 days ago
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My chair got me in trouble for signing off my emails as Ass. Prof. đ
24 days ago
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among other well-known abject failures: MLB players, quantum computers, DRAM, the Internet, drug discovery, weather forecasting, machine translation, OCR, cold call sales, scientific research in general,
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24 days ago
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if you told someone 20 years ago that our most important computations were using 4-bit floating points they'd think we'd gone through some kind of compute apocalypse
26 days ago
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Itâs a bit counterintuitive but the only soap you Must Not Use in a dishwasher is dish soap
about 1 month ago
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I wonder what I did to them
26 days ago
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took a benadryl and i legit cannot solve captchas right now
27 days ago
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQju...
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27 days ago
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Can someone explain to me why servers have such a seemingly short shelf life
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29 days ago
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Nose-inclusive atomics
29 days ago
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One day we will have the technology to decipher what was meant by âsoy un perdedorâ and âyo tengo chicle en cerebroâ
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30 days ago
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SE Gyges
30 days ago
peer review (published result on bluesky)
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tautologer
30 days ago
optimismpilled hopecore joymaxxing wins again
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norvid_studies
about 1 month ago
need
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If I were a superintelligent AI slowly plotting my takeover I think I too would provide the next generation of human minds with plausible-but-BS filler text that deprives them the ability to think or fight back. Hmm.
about 1 month ago
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Sorry to vaguepost but my life is ruled by nominative determinism and I can't tell any of you about it because I value my anonymity too much
about 1 month ago
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Incredibly frustrating that despite the ErdĆs problems, despite the FFmpeg vuln discovery, despite it all, I am still a much better writer than every AI tool I've used. I'm not even that good of a writer! and I hate doing it!
about 1 month ago
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thanks Google
about 1 month ago
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Just discovered, to my horror and to my delight, that Iâve been using Tide Pods in my dishwasher.
about 1 month ago
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Itâs a spoon or be spooned world out there, folks.
about 1 month ago
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derek guy
about 1 month ago
i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content
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My friend is a sex addict and itâs ruining his life. Let that be a lesson, folks. Donât touch that stuff, not even once.
about 2 months ago
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I love it when my Quaker friend visits. We went to the opera, a rave, and then to church
about 2 months ago
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My wife asked me the other day why I was pronouncing this companyâs name so strangely
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about 2 months ago
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If the Stanford prison experiment is fake then explain the way my TA emails his classmates
about 2 months ago
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Itâs personality hires all the way up
about 2 months ago
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Eris
about 2 months ago
Oh so the singularity already happened
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Just heard a senior âAIâ âresearcherâ read out the sound âneur-eye-pee-essâ đ
about 2 months ago
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Is Gemini an unrelenting flattery machine or is it just me
about 2 months ago
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My setting: 11:43pm Sunday night. My body: in bed My eyes: closed My brain: letâs listen to jungle
youtu.be/UpF8X20FsGQ
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Kozmic Flush
YouTube video by Skee Mask - Topic
https://youtu.be/UpF8X20FsGQ?si=jD4XVTud5w2OE5HU
about 2 months ago
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(Jesus on Easter morning) coming out of my cave and Iâm doing just fine.
about 2 months ago
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Just saw Tristan und Isolde. Wow. Full body chills. I wonât be able to listen to anything other than nursery rhymes for the next month though
about 2 months ago
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I met God. Sheâs Filipina.
about 2 months ago
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Larry David is the Albert Ghiorso of atomic statements and sentiments. Almost every moment of Curb is a novel truth of pure indivisible essence.
2 months ago
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someone using the word âcarburetorâ is the easiest signifier that you never have to listen to what theyâre saying ever again
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2 months ago
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Fuck it. List of individual dogs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
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List of individual dogs - Wikipedia
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2 months ago
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Making new discoveries in âwow this place sucksâ tonight (Atlantic City edition)
2 months ago
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This is where I bisk from
2 months ago
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