Cosy time

Did you know: Santa’s trademark red colour actually comes from the thick neoprene survival suit he wears to keep him safe and warm as he flies all around the world! 🎅 Have a very Merry Christmas! 🎄

Ready to deploy 😈

Secured, safe and sound

Research and development is underway 🎈🤖

New life jacket time, over the moon with this

Introducing new pneumatic drones! 🎈 Representing the latest in drone developments, these new models feature an alluring spandex exterior complete with on-demand inflation. See your existing rubber helper drone for more information!

A red and rubbery drone appears

All puffed up #viking #drysuit #gasmask

Viking Drysuit action

100%

Drones are reminded that in the event of an emergency, jerk the two red toggles sharply…!

Drone has strict adherence for maintaining critical infrastructure.

Gotta make sure your drones are up to pressure! Use a tire gauge if you have to… (First time messing with sound effects!)

Can you feel the protocol init? Me and @camo78fs.bsky.social for sure did 😈😈😈

hello 🤖

the ideal male body shape

Hello folks! Thanks for dropping in - If it's geary, rubbery or puffy, you'll likely find me inside it! 🎈 😉