I live bitch

Witch’s Castle really gave us this diva hm? I need their designers

Throat hurt

AND IM ASKING WHYYYYY LOOOOORD

Here at the Cookie Wars developer team, we research the community to see what you all love. You guys sure love “doomed yuri”.

No one tell them

I didn’t sign off on this

@crpuzzleworld.bsky.social YOU

Going to sleep. All of us. Not a peep from any of you

Okay, and?

Smh. Fighting with your brother? We work great together for a story, why must you be so butt hurt?

You are posting about Scourge in unprofessional ways, I am telling others to keep it family friendly. We are not the same.

So be careful what you post! ☺️

At least I’m not desperate for money

Sega’s not returning your calls, hm?

idgaf Shadow better

I have one sworn enemy

AT LEAST WE’RE CAPITALISING ON A FAN FAVOURITE, DUMBASS!

Shadow The Hedgehog is better. We will try and have a Sonic Collab.

So be careful what you post! ☺️

Haha, so silly! We are reopening in 2025!

Be warned: We will be reading ALL Energy Drink Cookie and Glucose Syrup Cookie fanfictions. All. Of. Them.

I don’t do “doomed yaouri”, I do “living alone with ten cats”.

@crkingdom.bsky.social Hey, can I borrow your animators?

We will also be making this screen animated. We borrowed stuff from Kingdom, it’s fine.

I’M HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: COOKIE RUN PUZZLE WORLD IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

Also, Energy Drink Cookie is not a man. 🧡🤍🩷

👁️👄👁️

Who remembers this mysterious Cookie? 🤔 Share if you do! 👀

As part of our re-release: We will have a new Cookie called Glucose Syrup Cookie who will be Energy Drink Cookie’s “friend”. She will, however, be a Jellywalker.

New infection au just dropped

We also have: Angst Potential

Devsisters hates me but who got a Kingdom-based fan series?

How come PUZZLE WORLD gets to live

You Will Never Be Rid Of Me

Why you should play our game: -Butch Zombie Fighter -Your faves are dead -Fighting mechanics

I miss my wife, Tails. I miss them a lot. I’ll be back.

Pinned post: THIS IS A PARODY. DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

Expect a comeback. Mark the date. October 31st 2025.