long story short last night i got a pokeball stuck up my ass and its still up there and bro its the most uncomfortable pain ever and i just dont know how im gonna get this out.

Sshhh... Don't tell anyone... 🤫 We're glad to announce that the Mangosteen Ocelot is finally returning within the Episode 38 update! Lots of Jelly Walkers! Will our heroes make it out in one piece? Play #CookieRunPuzzleWorldnow! ▶️ ckie.run/playpuzzleworld-tw

mmm im hungry for some noodles

@devsisters.bsky.social i miss my wife may i be let out of the devsisters basement

"they laugh at me cause im emo" ass cheesecake cookie

guys im sorry i have to admit im the reason on why the games arent working at the moment while in the server room i accidentally smacked a spider with a gasoline bag or whatever its called and the wires got caught on fire they still dont know

We have detected a mass outage due to Devplay and are working towards a solution. We appreciate your patience as we work hard to resolve the issue.

im never getting a kid

why jelly pop isn't a fucking aesthetic: a thread

Brixity, you alright? What kind of identity crisis is this???

straight up in the devsisters HQ... heh... shaking it... by it... i mean my butcheks

ok? at least we don't have shitty updates like these Play #CookieRunPuzzleWorld now! ▶️ ckie.run/playpuzzlewo...

Khhhhh... Don't tell anyone, but Episode 38 comes out soon! 😱 While you wait for the update, which is coming out on October 31st, 2027. Here's a sneak peek. Play #CookieRunPuzzleWorld now! ▶️ ckie.run/playpuzzlewo...

can someone let me out of the basement

We'll be releasing a patch to remove Herb Cookie from the game within 2 weeks. Everyone at the Cookie Run: Puzzle World team decided that keeping him in the game is for the worst.