god i LOVE being in a queer relationship 🥰🥰

im too pretty to get this mad

10 months ago I met my partner on discord, now we have a cat together :3

white male culture is being in competition to be the first guy to mow the lawn in the neighborhood

"you remember the Boston globetrotters?" -my partner

if you say stinky I can't take you seriously, stinky is for silly geese

guess who got her name changed :3

Starjunk album when?!? 😭😭😭

sometimes I look in the mirror and almost cry because I never thought I could be beautiful

cis people love to say "I don't really know anything about it" then never ask a question or use the internet

I have my first fan!!! and by fan, I of course mean a creepy old guy who comes into my work to stare at me 🙃

I'm the opposite of a music elitist, I want everybody to make some shitty music and then pop out a banger every once in a while

putting my earbuds in but not listening to anything just to make my coworker leave me alone

POV it's 2025 and you just thought of this in the middle of your line cook job

okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here, so here we fuckin go.. rawr XD

uh oh, ya girls about to start prog

it might be one of those rare times where I do in fact "lose it"

how can people who come to my work every single day still misgender me???

I need more hugs, I love hugs 🥰

when somebody you hate makes a good post and you almost repost it

crash out or cash out??

im slowly losing my mind 🙃

to the girl in Chipotle whispering about me to your boyfriend, you ain't sneaky

when the vibe diesヽ(°Д°)ﾉ

ever have one of those days where you just wanna be pretty and cry??

why are preteens so scary?

a cis woman asked if I got permanent eyeliner because it looked so good, that's all the confidence I need for a bit

every time i hear the dub siren (ﾟ〇ﾟ)ノ

I mean.. I'm dumb... and thick..

I need a compilation of Becky g doing that bark thing for personal reasons

ready for my shift

Hypothesis: I look cute tied up on a girls bed I'm recruiting some scientists to develop a method of testing this hypothesis

parody is one of the cringiest art forms, second to musical theater

I have visible abs for the first time in my life 😵‍💫

I cannot accept Ed Hardy coming back

I broke the seal on wearing leggings to work.. these legs will never see denim again!

sooooo, you comin over?? 😏😏

she's baaaaccck

if I hadn't transitioned, I would have killed myself. if not on purpose, then from neglect.

and I swear I'll be making this face 😬😬😬 for all 187 seconds of it

I think i cam officially say that hybrid trap is the genre that tickles my brain the most

you can truly grasp how time heals all wounds when you visit the same forest throughout the year

ive officially hit my growth spurt, boobs are coming in nice

im gonna get hurt 🫠

cutting drug prices by 1500%?? we now get paid to get medicine

Disney already caved 🤦

so I'm realizing that growing up as a dude with no self-confidence, I never learned how to take sexy pics. and now that I have a partner and want to, I have no idea where to start 🙃

🏳️‍⚧️ happy e-day to me 🏳️‍⚧️

i hate being dragged away from my art to go to work..