“Dylan the Swimmer” is out now. First single from the upcoming FIRE MAN album. “How to Erase Everything” out May 8. Written in Brooklyn, recorded in Queens. Album pre-orders are live on Bandcamp. Listen wherever you like to listen

Let that sink in

So we did a thing 💍👰‍♂️🇯🇵

"Chicken Jockey" sounds like the title of an Animal Collective song

I was at the club. Bottoms up if you have met me

My birthday cake

locking in on attempting employment stability for summer 2025

I’m a Bluesky blues guy.

Emotional

Played some on my college radio show yesterday!

PUNK ALERT ‼️ Fart Man has officially surpassed Boris in monthly Spotify listeners

Women are smarter than men and I have the data to prove it.

I wrote and directed a short film.

Thank you to everyone who came by for the first FIRE MAN show in years, it was a pretty amazing night on multiple levels. Especially LOOLOWNINGEN and @dollartree.bsky.social for their really dope sets We’ll be in the studio soon so more to come

@punkrevolutionnow.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKTb... check this shit out

This.

Chicken jockey

I just had a brilliant idea. The first Pope that’s fully AI.

My girlfriend saw my explore page on Instagram and now I am in trouble.

Does anyone else find it hot when something happens and it’s good?

Born to early to explore galaxies, born to late to explore the seas, born just in time for Weezer movie featuring Keanu Reeves

Among Us is like Punk rock for gamers like me It is so epic

Cool

“Katy Perry went to space!!!” Cool. Punks have been exploring thematically deep stuff like space for decades. But glad your favorite pop star had fun in their make-believe space canoe, brought to you by your favorite billionaire.

I highly recommend Minecraft Movie

🙌

Trump's tariffs got me like

I am double ripping at Gold Sounds on April 26 - dollar tree + I will be joining FIRE MAN (@punkrevolutionnow.bsky.social + friends) ripping true riffs and valid actions forever

We all need to commit to keeping Hawk Tuah relevant into 2026

gonna be double ripping