every line in this six second clip of the case closed dub

A ray of sunshine!

Beast Land on its opening day

Today would’ve been Grandpa Doyle’s 88th birthday. Ask any of his kids/grandkids and they will tell you his malts are the best you’ll ever taste. So we’re celebrating him this evening. And I got to make a malt for the first time! He made them foamy btw.

The reason they're coming after this place is because they can't control the people on it and it drives them nuts.

@minuyang22.bsky.social @jakegoodman.bsky.social And everyone else look at these!

The Marines of One Piece don't mess around

Harrison Butker just wanted to pay tribute to his god-fearing totally not a piece of shit friend Charlie Kirk by going left in the end.

I was listening to an old Casey Kasem American Top 40 (I find this soothing these days) from 1985 where he told the story of Wendy Carlos, who scored The Shining and Tron, and her journey to becoming trans. Casey got all the pronouns right and it was presented as a slice of life, feel good story

And the dude wore a Trump costume for Halloween in 2017.

So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?

I keep seeing people post on Facebook that “Charlie Kirk believed in Jesus” and I just want to clarify. SAYING THAT YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU A GOOD PERSON.

Unnamed sources within law enforcement claim a weapon has been found and every bullet has an entire paragraph of trans ideology and a small illustration of a "down with Cis" bus and also a discarded keffiyeh too and the bullets were making babies and one of the baby bullets looked at me.

i love how nobody does any actual fucking reporting anymore bc if you get past the fuckass paywall on this, hoping to know what was engraved, it says nothing, which means they took this straight from a police press release with absolutely no follow up reporting!!!

I just had that gut feeling that some “news” outlets would pull some right wing propaganda bullshit to push their hatred towards minorities. Clicks matter more than facts I guess. I hate it here.

I feel like this perfectly sums things up.

My heart goes out to the children in Colorado at Evergreen High School.

I saw the video. I honestly don’t know how you survive blood spewing out of your neck. Do NOT watch the video if you have a weak stomach.

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

A bit of a coming out post. I’ve told close friends/family this. One thing I’ve really noticed this year is that I do find quite a few guys to be kinda attractive. A couple months back, I started seeing a guy and honestly feel quite happy. So yeah, hi I’m bisexual!

Might be ordering chicken tacos for a special occasion

I need to use this app more

Me to the cashier: Have a good night! It’s 2 in the afternoon

This is my work view. You can see where Goose is laying. He’s a good co-worker 🐈

I’ve come to a realization lately. I think I find some guys to be a bit attractive.

FUN FACT OF THE DAY: The Confederacy only lasted 4 years. Baja Blast has been around for over 21 years.

Yeah man. I can’t wait for Dictator Donny to croak.

Trump is killing public educational television when really he should be killing himself.

Hulk Hogan is looking up at all of us right now

Now I’m not saying that I would celebrate Trump’s death, but I’ll be ordering a dozen tacos when it happens soon.

This has Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon vibes.

Pitch: someone calls an anonymous tip into ICE about a house full of illegal immigrants. ICE starts watching the house and decides to do a night raid. The immigrants are all vampires. The vampires called in the tip.

My 41st overall live action skit, feat. Christina Roberts and @jakegoodman.bsky.social, and the last skit I made before a nearly 3 year hiatus: youtu.be/eyoFesIX73I

I can confirm that Solo Leveling is a good anime.

I’m just gonna say it. If an old fuck with dementia (Trump) who probably can’t stop shitting in an adult diaper wants to have a war with another country, I say we suit him up and ship him over alone. Maybe we could give natural selection a break on this one.

So this person at the peaceful protest I went to had a sign that said “Trump has a small dicktatorship”. That needs to be put on a t-shirt. I’d buy it!

Happy pride all y’all! #kcpridefest

How it feels watching the Trump/Elon bitch fit breakup happen

Don’t let mainstream news water down the real tragedy that happened here. This was a hate crime, not an argument. The local police didn’t respond to their distress about their home, and now it’s escalated to the murder of Joss and their pet dog Fuck SAPD. I hope there’s riots in the streets

Pride month might only be in June, but this sticker stays on all year! (Ignore the guy wearing the Kirby hat)

Chat who am I sharing this with?

I’m gonna real with you and I might get canceled for this. I think pineapple is okay on pizza.

Boop Goose’s snoot for good luck

was cleaning out my bookmarks on the other site, ran across those cartoon soundalike videos, and wanted to make a spin of one of the ones I saw

When the clock strikes 9:11