I bet they all came from the same vat but what should I try today?

I don't care if companies put out their creased, never flown, Pride flags only for June then take them down July 1st... What I do care is when they hang them upside down! Red stripe on top! #gayvexillogynerd 🏳️‍🌈

IML highlight: hearing the loud *thud* as someone's foreskin restoration weight fell into the toilet while he was peeing

I had a shot of malort at Cell Block last night. As disgusting as promised 🤢

I am…distractingly horny this morning 🥴 #fcf

As night draws near, so to do a man’s primal desires. Let’s travel deep into the forest primeval and see what creatures are to be found….like the hairy beast Mike Snofield! FRANK BUTCHER’S FEVER DREAM VI! Now streaming, only at menbeingmen.xxx!! #Forest #Bears #Hairy #BeardedBear #Penis #BBBH

Let’s just say a right curve hits all the right DEEP spots! #thirstythursday

Last workday of the week for me. I’m ready to celebrate

This masterpiece painting @urdadsfleshlite.bsky.social face was years in the making and I can’t wait for you to see my creative process 😈🥵💦

Morning Hotel Goons! 😈😵‍💫🫠

Jealous? You should be! Our hosts have the most *wink*! Join us Saturday June 6th at Bar:PM starting at 8pm for HELL ON HEELS! The hottest show unifying the Leather and Drag communities!

✅ rainy day quickie

Join Us Sunday May 24th at 230pm at Shameless Ground for our Monthly LEATHER -N- LATTES! A cozy, kinky, and chill afternoon of sipping coffee and enjoying deserts!

He didn't describe her in as much detail. Paragraph half the size. Gaaaaaaay

Just minding my own damn business reading a book that heretofore had been talking about corporate politics and computer ethics, when suddenly *graphic* description of the main character's penis.

Leg game like no other? BRING IT OUT & WIN A GIFT CARD TO BAR:PM! Join us Saturday June 6th for all the fun and sinful sights at Hell on Heels!

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Enjoyed our last Cigar Social? With this coming week we are diving into an educational look at Cigars & Smoke Play with speakers INK & WOLFE! Join us at 8pm on Wednesday May 13th at Bar:PM to learn more!

Coworker watching a dog playing happily outside: "wouldn't it be great to be a dog! Can you even imagine being a dog?"

Crazy to hear a gay man say he doesn't suck dick in the two thousand and twenty sixth Year of our Lord.

MyFitnessPal literally just called me a faggot

Racist, fascist, Nazi trash in my bator community? It's more likely than you think 😔

A dragon tail flogger in green leather 😈🐲 ...... Don't think I can pass this one up can I???

"how am I already out of deodorant?!" Things I never thought I'd say a year ago

FYI "my date stood me up so I'm looking for something to do tonight" is not a good pick up line!

Progress pics purely for documentation purposes

Extremely targeted marketing

Half a box of Mac n cheese and half a can of chicken breast has about the same macros as a "high protein" factor meal 🤔

I honestly don't know how gays on Instagram keep getting away with nudes under the Delete This gif in Close Stories when I very nearly had my account suspended for a stray pube 😭

hell is other people talking to you in the lounge of the jiffy lube

This dog is 6 years old today 😱🎂 And it's a happy coincidence that tomorrow is #InternationalPoppersDay 🎉

The scale said 169.9 this morning

the last time a president made it a goal to put humans on the moon he didnt live to see it happen 🤞🏻

If I have to see one more Tomodachi life demo reel talking about gooning I swear to God...

See leather, post leather (Especially another green leather pup 🐶)

"it was so nice to meet you" Bro I just saw your hole gape this morning on bsky

It was the last set of my last exercise so Pull Day was still accomplished 💪🏻🐺

Well I dropped a 55lb dumbbell on my foot. Will send bruised foot pics. $20

JOIN US TONIGHT AT BAR:PM! @ 8pm for the Meet and Greet and Pet Talent Show! Tomorrow @ 5pm for Education then stay for all the fun!

How do they expect me to walk by these totally-not-bukkake photos every day??? Huan Zhang Foam series, 1998

Can't wait for the Mosh next weekend? Then join us for a Pet Play Social on Wednesday March 18th at 8PM at Bar:PM for Pre-Mosh Romp featuring a fantastic panel of speakers!

Why did cubist painter Juan Gris paint so many food and table still lives? Because he was always Juan-gry 😋🫃

6K and I haven't posted a dick pic in almost a year. You must like my ✨personality✨ as well :P

🚩 Bartender at a gay bar calling a pup collar a necklace

This is not a popper... This is VCR cleaner. Gotta put that Art History Master's degree to use www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Ce...

"He's Excited to Meet You" on a church marque sounds like a threat

On the phone: "do you sell poppers?" Me: "we do not sell poppers we sell VCR cleaner" 😉 Them: *sigh* ok *click* ... I guess they didn't hear me wink

"I need a full body big booty sex doll I can stuff my Johnson in" Who tf calls it their Johnson anymore