Valentine display for bators ❤️🍆❤️

Reason #732 to keep your bush untrimmed: using it to lather body wash when there's no loofah available 🧼🫧

My red flag: I go into full forensic investigation mode when someone I know posts about "fucking this local anon bottom"

"vers top" as in "please submit requests 2-3 business days in advance."

I must be giving off masc straight acting vibes today because some guy just bought a stroker and then asked me if I had any ladies' numbers for him

New glasses 🤓

Watching this couple make out on the security camera stop making out and go flog each other like normal sex shop customers

Living in St Louis is like: "This [institution or landmark] is the oldest of its kind 😲 ...west of the Mississippi river." 😒

"my dog ate my dildo" 🤔

More dog in 2026

So tired of being hoodwinked by the trending topic not being Magic the Gathering 😞

Also hit me with the "young people these days don't like to talk anymore" No, they just don't want to talk to YOU

The incredulity on this old gays face when I told him a WOMAN owns the sex shop. 🙄 Mary, it's 2025 women can own things.

Unsurprisingly "boss man" is even worse

Only took 8 months but finally got my first pervy caller working at a sex shop 🎉

I'm feeling thirsty this Thursday 😏

Got nothing going on Christmas Eve? Neither do we! Join us Wed Dec 24th @8PM @ BAR:PM for some comradery and good times at our Holiday Social! No one has to be alone this year so lets spread some cheer! Happy Holidays from your friends at Rudis Leather Society!

Bators that want to discretely advertise being a bator -- May I suggest merch from Jacksonville State University?

Someone just poked me on Facebook???

Actual Bluesky challenge: Post your favorite work of art from 50 years before you were born. Grant Wood, "Sultry Night," 1937 Yes, Grant Wood was gay 💅🏻

Why does being called "boss" by a straight guy feel like a hate crime?

Join us at Shameless Ground for our Monthly Event Leather 'n Lattes! Grab a brew and socialize with all your favorite people! Begins at 2pm and goes till close at 5pm on Sunday December 14th. Happy Holidays from your friends at Rudis Leather Society!

Join us on Wed Dec 10th @ 8PM @ BAR:PM for our annual DECK YOUR HARNESS EVENT! Go leather clad with lights and tinsel for a grand prize of $100 to The Stockroom and a runner up Rudis Swag Basket. Happy Holidays from your friends at Rudis Leather Society!

Gooning since 2009

Protecting my peace 😌 (Unfollowing accounts that shave their pubes and then asking if they should have done that)

Waiting patiently while a grunting man loudly drills my basement and lays pipe.

If I ever drop "poppernate" as my handle I have a new name in mind:

this dog gets to auction off his jock tomorrow!! 😛🤭

Working on a little demo night for Small Business Saturday, Nov 29th. Will be re-doing my "aroma safety and sampling" talk and a (very introductory) pup 101 talk at Ciggfreeds. Save the date 🎉🐶

Gooner confession: I've never seen The Goonies

I'm not really into hard core porn these days I'm into

Anyone in St.Louis that's looking for fun, at BarPM Rudis will be having a wax play social/demo and some very tasty fundraiser jello shots tonight at 8pm. 🐶😋 #goodboi #jelloshots #RudisSocial

Just completed the "poppernate trifecta" at work by selling leather, a stroker, and some poppers in one night

It's Show Me Leather time 🎉 Excited and honored to be judging the contest this weekend. And a judge has gotta look good too, right? 😜

Waking up to 22 messages in the all-girl (plus me 💅🏼) work group chat

Get ready Rudis Scare-iversary "Orville Pet" is coming to party 🐶🎃👻🍻 #Scare-iversary #OrvillePet #OrvillePeck #Costume #Rudis #leatherpup #countrypup

How you actually look after a 50 min popper training video

My playlist just got a compliment from a customer 🥰😅 spotify.link/2o3I0qpCGXb

Customer: "what's a non-lubricated condom?" Me: "a condom that doesn't already have lube on it" C: "what does that mean?" Me:

💪🏼😛

Doesn't matter that "Daddy's Boy" is more expensive because Daddy better be paying for it anyways 🤑

a coworker keeps calling her children her "littles" and now i cant stop picturing her as a dom with a family of ageplayers. 😬

Yes I bought the set only to make the alternate build because look how cute he is! #lego

Leatherfolk be like: It's NOT a necklace, it's a collar! 😠 It's NOT a beauty pageant, it's a contest! 😡 I'm NOT a furry, I'm a pup! 🤬

Thirst trap Thursday 🤝 Arm Day

This, but for porn stars' bushes.

Is it "event drop" or did you catch a little cold from the dozens of people hugging you and giving you little pecks on lips/cheeks? 🤧

"My name is PopperNate, my pronouns are he/him, and my kinks are bating, edging, and gooning 🍆💪🏻🤪!" #gatewayperson2025 #mrmissourileather2025

Update, another co-worker asked me what the 80s were like