Update, another co-worker asked me what the 80s were like

Students looking at a Greek vase: "Nude men? It's giving... Fertility."

Coworker said I looked 34 (I'm 37) 💅🏻

Probably the only person on this planet who actually liked Chesnaught so I'm pleased 🤩

Popper-Natu

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.

Chancellor Gowron renames Klingon Defense Force to "Klingon War Force" and sings glories of lethal Warriors to crush the Empire's many enemies.

Hypothesis: if you can't put the spare tire on your car you likely have Daddy issues

Sometimes I feel like a sommelier at work describing the boner pills: "If you are looking for something more herbal, might I suggest the Hard Horny Rhino? Ah, you prefer reds? Try the Raging Bull Blood."

Have a Snickers

Feeling good after a leisurely 20 mile ride. 🥵😮‍💨🫠

Honestly could have shortened this to just "I feel old [...] I almost posted to Nextdoor"

I feel so old. I just fought the urge to post a complaint about a school's pickup line affecting traffic and alleyway parking... on Nextdoor. 🤡

Not today Satan!

Subtle bottom and top rings

Dentist said I had a "large airway" 😏

Gáyjà vu - Seeing a gay person in a non-gay space and wondering how you recognize them: porn, Instagram, the bar you usually go to, a bar you usually don't go to, an event... 🤔

Gooners ruined gooning

even got the ballstretcher on with full leafy bush... cmon now AND THE URETHRA MOUTH

saline injected looking ballsack pokemon

This is now a "just documenting my fitness journey" account.

Posting for external validation purposes only 🤓

Who needs Folsom when you can get bread in an alley at home.

@huskygoddard.bsky.social and I just being derpy dogs! An amazing commission done by the wonderful @pupwhiskey.bsky.social #FurryArt #BestFriends #DerpyDogs #RoughHouse #HotDogs

Yesterday was chest day but today is #tiddytuesday right?

The NP fell off my Nasty Pig hat. That's how people know its a Nasty Pig hat! What's the point of wearing Nasty Pig if you can't show it off 😩

Not bragging but I was definitely the hottest person at the Quality Inn and Suites heated indoor pool in Fort Madison Iowa on a Wednesday night 💅🏻

Saw a house painted with Pride colors in a small rural Midwest town and thought "good for them, being brave" ... Drove past it and it was actually "Noah's Ark Flood Museum and Petting Zoo" so I guess those Christians *did* reclaim that rainbow 💀

Calling it "stoner boner" is out 🥱 Calling it your "grassfed beefstick" is in 🥵

jumping on bandwagon selfie trends months later is my kink

My brain everytime i see a profile with "morbo" in the bio:

Just putting it out there to remind the white gays out there: Using terms like “BBC” is reductive of Black men and racial fetishization. Using terms like “BWC” asserts white supremacy, and is also just weird af. Just say the dick is big and keep it moving.

@poppernate.fans forever a favorite @bateworld.com or anywhere I can find him on his penis bate

not me giving content creator advice to a customer at work 😳

Moody, monochrome, Monday

I'm a single-issue voter:

When the algorithm gets all the keywords right but not the right context 😏😅

love seeing the face of @poppernate.fans, especially when there is dick included as well :sniffspoppers:

When did you know?

How Bator bros be talking to each other

Post your flags.

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If the FDA comes looking for me, I'm *jalapeno* poppernate. Don't narc on me Bros

Like poppers

Elon Musk: well-known weird creep since at least 2018

Porn industry 🤝🏻 Academia "Publish or perish"

It's the only thing SOFT about me 😛😈 www.quotev.com/quiz/1687588...

Four sfw pup pics 🐶

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