Gooner confession: I've never seen The Goonies

I'm not really into hard core porn these days I'm into

Anyone in St.Louis that's looking for fun, at BarPM Rudis will be having a wax play social/demo and some very tasty fundraiser jello shots tonight at 8pm. 🐶😋 #goodboi #jelloshots #RudisSocial

Just completed the "poppernate trifecta" at work by selling leather, a stroker, and some poppers in one night

It's Show Me Leather time 🎉 Excited and honored to be judging the contest this weekend. And a judge has gotta look good too, right? 😜

Waking up to 22 messages in the all-girl (plus me 💅🏼) work group chat

Get ready Rudis Scare-iversary "Orville Pet" is coming to party 🐶🎃👻🍻 #Scare-iversary #OrvillePet #OrvillePeck #Costume #Rudis #leatherpup #countrypup

I've got a month to get these ready and you've got a month to save your pennies 🩲😏

How you actually look after a 50 min popper training video

My playlist just got a compliment from a customer 🥰😅 spotify.link/2o3I0qpCGXb

Customer: "what's a non-lubricated condom?" Me: "a condom that doesn't already have lube on it" C: "what does that mean?" Me:

💪🏼😛

Doesn't matter that "Daddy's Boy" is more expensive because Daddy better be paying for it anyways 🤑

a coworker keeps calling her children her "littles" and now i cant stop picturing her as a dom with a family of ageplayers. 😬

Yes I bought the set only to make the alternate build because look how cute he is! #lego

Leatherfolk be like: It's NOT a necklace, it's a collar! 😠 It's NOT a beauty pageant, it's a contest! 😡 I'm NOT a furry, I'm a pup! 🤬

Thirst trap Thursday 🤝 Arm Day

This, but for porn stars' bushes.

Is it "event drop" or did you catch a little cold from the dozens of people hugging you and giving you little pecks on lips/cheeks? 🤧

"My name is PopperNate, my pronouns are he/him, and my kinks are bating, edging, and gooning 🍆💪🏻🤪!" #gatewayperson2025 #mrmissourileather2025

Update, another co-worker asked me what the 80s were like

Students looking at a Greek vase: "Nude men? It's giving... Fertility."

Coworker said I looked 34 (I'm 37) 💅🏻

Probably the only person on this planet who actually liked Chesnaught so I'm pleased 🤩

Popper-Natu

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.

Chancellor Gowron renames Klingon Defense Force to "Klingon War Force" and sings glories of lethal Warriors to crush the Empire's many enemies.

Hypothesis: if you can't put the spare tire on your car you likely have Daddy issues

Sometimes I feel like a sommelier at work describing the boner pills: "If you are looking for something more herbal, might I suggest the Hard Horny Rhino? Ah, you prefer reds? Try the Raging Bull Blood."

Have a Snickers

Feeling good after a leisurely 20 mile ride. 🥵😮‍💨🫠

Honestly could have shortened this to just "I feel old [...] I almost posted to Nextdoor"

I feel so old. I just fought the urge to post a complaint about a school's pickup line affecting traffic and alleyway parking... on Nextdoor. 🤡

Not today Satan!

Subtle bottom and top rings

Dentist said I had a "large airway" 😏

Gáyjà vu - Seeing a gay person in a non-gay space and wondering how you recognize them: porn, Instagram, the bar you usually go to, a bar you usually don't go to, an event... 🤔

Gooners ruined gooning

even got the ballstretcher on with full leafy bush... cmon now AND THE URETHRA MOUTH

saline injected looking ballsack pokemon

This is now a "just documenting my fitness journey" account.

Posting for external validation purposes only 🤓

Who needs Folsom when you can get bread in an alley at home.

@huskygoddard.bsky.social and I just being derpy dogs! An amazing commission done by the wonderful @pupwhiskey.bsky.social #FurryArt #BestFriends #DerpyDogs #RoughHouse #HotDogs

Yesterday was chest day but today is #tiddytuesday right?

The NP fell off my Nasty Pig hat. That's how people know its a Nasty Pig hat! What's the point of wearing Nasty Pig if you can't show it off 😩

Not bragging but I was definitely the hottest person at the Quality Inn and Suites heated indoor pool in Fort Madison Iowa on a Wednesday night 💅🏻

Saw a house painted with Pride colors in a small rural Midwest town and thought "good for them, being brave" ... Drove past it and it was actually "Noah's Ark Flood Museum and Petting Zoo" so I guess those Christians *did* reclaim that rainbow 💀

Calling it "stoner boner" is out 🥱 Calling it your "grassfed beefstick" is in 🥵

jumping on bandwagon selfie trends months later is my kink