Cat and I had a lovely time celebrating Erasure's 40th anniversary at the Union Chapel. And @cevni.bsky.social might be pleased to know I was representing the House with my Captain Clegg shirt...

Why is it that every time I follow an American recipe for cakes they turn out to be absolutely inedible? When will I learn this valuable lesson? #badcakes #inediblecake #americanrecipe #recipefordisaster

Today's movie is Straight on Till Morning, a very bad film that I never enjoy sitting through. Still, the critics seem to love it. #hammerfilms #hammer #hammerthriller #badmovies #badfilms

Tonight's movie is Confessions From a Holiday Camp. Easily the least enjoyable of the four movies and worse than Holiday on the Buses. Robin Askwith is entertaining as always but Tony Booth grates. #tonightsmovie #britishcomedy #timothylea

Now watching Judge Dredd (1995). As flawed as it may be, there's a good old-fashioned 90s action film hiding in here if someone were to go in and remove every trace of Rob Schneider. Comedy sidekicks rarely work out. #todaysviewing #goodmovies #judgedredd #slystallone

Tonight's movie was The Gorgon - an excellent movie watched in excellent company. Thanks again @househammerpod #tonightsmovie #greatmovies #hammerhorror #hammerfilms #christopherlee #petercushing #barbarashelley #terencefisher

Nyla Rose has made history as the first out trans pro wrestler to hold an all-women’s top title in the UK for Pro Wrestling: EVE.

Ok, well looks like I can post photos again. Weird phone? Or just random chance? Who can say?

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Triple-bill of cannibal movies tonight - Anthropophagous, Cannibal Holocaust and Cannibal Apocalypse. If nothing else, that's two superb soundtracks. The perfect accompaniment to my vegan burgers. #tonightsmovie #cannibalmovies #videonasties #videonasty #dpplist #italiancinema

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Tonight's movie is The Driller Killer, possibly the most boring and unwatchable mess on the whole video nasty list. #tonightsviewing #tonightsmovie #badfilms #badmovies #horrormovies #horror #horrorfam #videonasties #videonasty #dpplist #abelferrara #thedrillerkiller

Three more Video Nasties watched today, almost at the halfway mark. Human Experiments, Slave of the Cannibal God and Delirium all done. It's not much good for my soul but there's still some great stuff to come. #videonasties #videonasty #sergiomartino #ursulaandress

Ton movie is The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959). Peter Cushing and Andre Morrell are the greatest Holmes/Watson double-act and Christopher Lee puts his aristocratic credentials to good use. #hammerfilms #houndofthebaskervilles #petercushing #christopherlee #andremorell #terencefisher

Tonight's movie is Meet Simon Cherry, in which a stranded clergyman solves a murder in an old dark house. Lovely stuff from the House of Hammer with Hugh Moxey as The Rev. #tonightsmovie #hammerfilms #exclusivefilms #hughmoxey #godfreygrayson

Celebrating my birthday by watching Frozen Scream (1975, 1981 or 1983 depending on what you read). Experiments in Immortality end in low-budget zombie fun. Inexplicably banned in the UK, which is the only real reason to watch it. #videonasty #videonasties #happybirthdaytome #dpplist #horrorfam

Tonight's movie is The Pyjama Girl Case, a peculiar late-stage giallo that sees Ray Milland trying to solve the murder of a young woman in Australia. #tonightsviewing #tonightsmovie #giallo #italiancinema #raymilland

@telegraphnews.bsky.social Where do I go to make an official complaint about your disgusting transphobic billboards?

Tonight's movie is The Track of the Moon Beast. A young mineralogist is hit in the head by a chunk of moon rock and turns into a were-lizard. Cheap, cheerful and rather silly. #richardashe #billfinger #gregoriosala #horror #horrormovies #horrorfam #scifihorror

Today's movies are the Venom trilogy, in which a down-at-heel reporter merges with an alien symbiote to become a wonky superhero of sorts. Elevated by an amazing central performance from Tom Hardy these movies are tremendous fun. #marvel #sony #venom #tomhardy #eddiebrock #woodyharrelson

Today's movie is Nightmare in Wax (1969). Cameron Mitchell is a disfigured former actor who opens a wax museum and begins filling it with likenesses of the people responsible for his accident. Nice spin on the House of Wax subgenre. #cameronmitchell #horrorfam #horrormovies #horror

Tonight's movie is Prime Evil. A Satanic cult targets a young girl in New York without realising that a nun has infiltrated the group in order to bring them down from within. #robertafindlay #williambeckwith #christinemoore #horrorfam #horrormovies #horror

Today's movies are The Mummy trilogy, because why the hell not? Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz were never better than in these highly entertaining movies. Even part 3 has its moments. #themummy #rachelweisz #brendanfraser #arnoldvosloo #stephensommers #therock

And, just in case you were wondering—yes! Edwige Fenech did cover the Ghostbusters theme! #FilmSky m.youtube.com/watch?v=-IPm...

Tonight's movie is Dracula: Prince of Darkness. Christopher Lee returns to the role eight years on, battling badass cleric Father Sandor and vampirising Barbara Shelley in the process. #hammerfilms #hammer #hammerhorror #christopherlee #andrewkeir #barbarashelley #terencefisher #dracula

Last night's movie was Batman and Robin, one of the most entertaining movies ever made. I hated it in 1997 but now it's a firm favourite. #batman #batmanandrobin #joelschumacher #greatmovies #georgeclooney #michaelgough #umathurman #arnoldschwarzenegger #aliciasilverstone #chrisodonnell

@clairedederer.bsky.social Hello Claire, I've just started reading Monsters. I'm 30 pages in and I already feel like this might be the book that I've been looking for for a very long time. So, thank you.

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@househammerpod.bsky.social Sorry Smokey, Cat says she loves The Mummy and she'll die on that hill! #themummy #brendanfraser

Today's movie is Never Look Back, a relatively tedious courtroom drama with a twist you can see coming a mile away. Notable mainly for its casual sexism and a spectacularly oily performance from Guy Middleton. #hammer #hammerfilms #exclusivefilms #hammerdrama

Tonight's movie is Whispering Smith Hits London. A famous American detective vacationing in England is engaged to investigate a girl's death. #hammer #hammerfilms #hammerthriller #exclusivefilms #richardcarlson #herbertlom #gretagynt #alanwheatley #stanleybaker

Tonight's movie is Dracula's Fiancee, Jean Rollin's best movie since Night of the Hunted. A young girl is destined to become Dracula's Bride, but in order to do so she must encounter numerous strange creatures of the night. #NowWatching #frenchcinema #cinemafantastique #jeanrollin #brigittelahaie

Tonight's movie is The Apartment, a tragicomic romance starring Jack Lemmon and Shirley Maclaine. Not my favourite Billy Wilder movie but a good one nonetheless. #billywilder #jacklemmon #shirleymaclaine #raywalston #comedy #tonightsmovie #greatmovies

Tonight's movie is The Tenderness of Wolves, a chilling 1973 German film from Ulli Lommel based on the crimes of Fritz Haarman, the Butcher of Hanover. #germanhorror #horror #horrormovies #horrorfam #ullilommel #kurtraab #fritzhaarmann #truecrime

Tonight's movie is Fluke, in which Matthew Modine is killed and reincarnated as a dog. An enjoyable family movie from the pen of James Herbert is not as unlikely as it sounds. #jamesherbert #matthewmodine #samuelljackson #ericstoltz #ronperlman #johnpolito #dogmovies

Today's movie is Ten Seconds to Hell, in which tensions mount between the members of a Berlin bomb disposal unit after the war. Jack Palance is unusually good here. #hammerfilms #hammer #jackpalance #jeffchandler #martinecarroll #robertaldrich #hammerwarmovies #hammerthriller

Tonight's movie is La nuit des traquées (Night of the Hunted), a slight diversion into sci-fi territory for Jean Rollin that has Cronenberg-esque vibes. Brigitte Lahaie is stunningly effective as the young amnesiac Elisabeth. #jeanrollin #brigittelahaie #frenchcinema #cinemafantastique

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Tonight's movie double-bill is Lips of Blood and Requiem for a Vampire, both directed by Jean Rollin. His beautiful, dreamlike films have always fascinated me, and Lips of Blood is a particular favourite. #jeanrollin #frenchcinema #cinemafantastique #vampire #vampirecinema #vampires

Tonight's movie is Fear in the Night. Ralph Bates and Judy Geeson are the young couple terrorised by a mysterious one-armed man in this excellent late-stage Hammer thriller. #hammerfilms #hammer #hammerthriller #ralphbates #judygeeson #petercushing #joancollins #britishhorror

Tonight's movie is The Horror of Frankenstein (aka Carry On Frankenstein), with enough comedy quips and heaving bosoms to please fans of both series. Sadly Bernard Bresslaw couldn't be the monster in this one either. #hammerfilms #hammer #hammerhorror #hammercomedy #ralphbates #jimmysangster

Today's movie is The Glass Cage / The Glass Tomb. John Ireland plays a carny mixed up in murder and blackmail while trying to mount a "starvation" act in London. Excellent script but far too short. #hammerfilms #hammer #hammernoir #lippertpictures #johnireland #sidjames #ericpohlmann

Tonight's movie is The Monkey. An excellent adaptation of a great Stephen King story, overflowing with gore, humour and fun ideas. I wish all modern horror films were entertaining. #stephenking #themonkey #greatmovies #horror #horrormovies #horrorfam #comedyhorror #osgoodperkins

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Tonight's movie is Maniac. An obnoxious American stranded in the Camargue becomes involved in an unlikely plan to spring a lunatic from the local asylum. His crime? Burning someone's face off with an oxyacetylene torch. #hammer #hammerfilms #hammerthriller #michaelcarreras #kerwinmathews

Today's movie is Mercy, a very good adaptation of the Stephen King story Gramma. Chandler Riggs is excellent but it's strange hearing him without the Carl Grimes drawl. #stephenking #chandlerriggs #horrorfam #horrormovies #horror

You can try to legislate us out of existence, but we are still here. You can strip away our rights, but you will never take our dignity. You can spread your hatred, but you will never break our resolve. BUT HEAR THIS LOUD AND CLEAR MOTHERFUCKERS: WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY!!!

Today's movie is Blonde Bait, the American re-edit of Women Without Men. Beverly Michaels is imprisoned for assault but breaks out to keep a date with her boyfriend. Little does she know she's being used by the authorities to trap him. #hammerfilms #exclusivefilms #hammer #hammerthriller #thorahird