We are in fact, not pissing all by ourselves. But we are handsome 🐶 🐶 @mishkapup.bsky.social Snookir @pup-thorium.bsky.social @callisto.dog @cuddleelmo.bsky.social

We wear pink 🩷 Sometimes it's Wednesday 🗓️ Had lots of fun at a rare recurrence of Fluffy's pink party with: 👑 @misslunathicc @mandymoobs.bsky.social @freyaarmani.bsky.social 🐶 @cuddleelmo.bsky.social @mishkapup.bsky.social @callisto.dog @pupphoenixaus.bsky.social @pup-thorium.bsky.social

In other news, no #Darklands for me this year. I'm not going to pretend an internet dog is the best source of political analysis, and while I'm saddened I won't get to meet the international dogs, I will survive.

Went to #SGLMG and gave some hype to some incredible community organisations marching, and a polite tennis clap to some corporations showing support. 🐶 @callisto.dog, @pupphoenixaus.bsky.social, @pup_bolt25, @rubberpupcobalt.bsky.social

#GearUp at @studiokinksydney.bsky.social was fun! It's so well and considerately run, and there's just sort of something for everyone. This is towards the end and we were all getting sleepy 😴 🐶 @rubberpupcobalt.bsky.social, @callisto.dog

#GEARdAdelaide was good fun and there are some very cool people that were there. But more importantly, there was a 24/7 bakery 😋 🐶 @pupjota.bsky.social @billiethepup.bsky.social 📸 @barnobi @adelaideleatherandfetish

This party had so many of us white-striped blue dogs that I think we're obliged to form a union 🐶 @puppanther.bsky.social @rubberpupcobalt.bsky.social @pupphoenixaus.bsky.social @puprocket-au.bsky.social 🍑 @pup_oreo_3

We went to APHC and all we got was several hundred dollars of kink gear! Solely to support businesses that support the community, definitely not for my own purposes 👀 🐶 @callisto.dog @pup-thorium.bsky.social @eagleleather.com.au

We put our heads together, and for a brief instant, at least two brain cells were heard to bounce off of each other 🧠 🐶 @callisto.dog @pupciphermelb.bsky.social @rubberpupcobalt.bsky.social 📸 @puppybenji.bsky.social

We are definitely all good dogs and at no point were we bad dogs at APHC 😇 🐶 @callisto.dog @rubberpupcobalt.bsky.social @pup-thorium.bsky.social 📸 @photogradogjax.bsky.social @zangarsnaps.bsky.social

I went to @bootcobrisbane.bsky.social leather dinner with @pup-thorium.bsky.social and @puphammy.bsky.social and the dinner wasn't leather; it was actually really good food

Shiny pups! It was fun; will have to do it more :3 with @callisto.dog and @rubberpupcobalt.bsky.social 🐶 Thanks @pup-thorium.bsky.social for letting me borrow the catsuit and @billiethepup.bsky.social and @puphemlock.bsky.social for getting my fat ass into the thing ❤️

heck it feels good having @bisquitpup.bsky.social deep in me 🥵 can’t wait for the next time 🙊

@bisquitpup.bsky.social playing with my dick from the inside 😵‍💫

Yarp.

Am I a rave puppy? I think I might be a rave puppy 🕺 With the adorable @callisto.dog, @rubberpupcobalt.bsky.social and @pupphoenixaus.bsky.social 🐶

We are all good boys! This overcrowding is unethical! With the beautiful and phenomenally capable butts of @pupphoenixaus.bsky.social, @callisto.dog and @ffpup27.bsky.social

In this video you can see the contentment button in my neck being pressed 🤤

Happy place 🦴

I should also post something from this eventually, but I am famously lazy 😪

Is that your nose or are you just happy to see me? Miss Sporties 2024 was the best and most competitive yet. 👸 Inkubus 🐶 @pup-thorium.bsky.social, @pupcallisto.me, @hoju.bsky.social, @puphammy.bsky.social

Me in the background of photos at the event

The bull said what we were all thinking. 👥 Priestess MLQ2024, MQL 2021, MQL 2023 🐶 @puphammy.bsky.social, @hoju.bsky.social, Hemlock, Thorium 📸 SL

The true magic of APHC was the walkies we made along the way. 📸 MQL2022, @puphammy.bsky.social, @hoju.bsky.social

Puppy see, puppy do 🐶 Hemlock and Thorium 📸 MQL 2023

Some pups are natural herders, and some pups need the leash. 📸 MQL 2023

@pupcallisto.me is such a good and talented hol- er, boy 😋

It's in my BRAIN!

Everyone knows @lachy.bsky.social can fly, but it takes Simba and I to get him started. vimeo.com/998033362

Okay no really, I swear I'm a good boy 📸 @pupcallisto.me

I'm a good boy 😇

I got dem stacks 📸 @jun-ohno.bsky.social

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It was at this point I decided that Ace Combat 7 is intentionally taking the piss

Had a great time at Extra Dirty with these pups 🐾 @pupcallisto.me @mishkapup.bsky.social @cuddleelmo.bsky.social and Rocket 📸 Jack Moran

It's been a very big day and I think I'm feeling a little wonky

Sitting in the shower is very good. That concludes today's announcements.

Yes, but which one is the SOAP!?

Thanks @bisquitpup.bsky.social 🐶