Time to look at all the Theatrical Cartoon Movies of the last 40 years. A video I've been working on since November: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZIB...

Also both played by actresses that starred in 2023's Color Purple movie.

The Voyeurs (2021): This was awful. I hated every character, it's way too long, Justice Smith gives the worst performance I've seen from him, I (sort of) guessed the twist, and it boring and unpleasant. I hated this, thankfully the director did a better movie with Sydney Sweeney a few years later.

Dear Evan Hansen (2021): There are some parts of this movie I found genuinely moving (mainly the songs), but there were a lot more that made me sad (in the wrong way) or uncomfortable. I didn't hate it, and I think people complaining about the cast is a bit harsh, but it doesn't really work.

If I had a nickel for every 2020s animated sequel female movie villain that became evil due to being judged and nearly destroyed the world with magnets and outer space, and also am designed to be sexy. I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

Forgot I could do this. 2025 Worst Picture nominees from Best to Worst: 1: The Electric State 2: Snow White 3: War of the Worlds 4: Star Trek: Section 31 5: Hurry Up Tomorrow

Hurry Up Tomorrow (2025): Oh this fucking sucked. Even as a vanity project it's pathetic and doesn't even feel like a good companion to the album. And it just has "film school student" feel to it. Like someone doing camera tricks and editing, not for the story, but to seem cool.

365 Days: This Day and The Next 365 Days (2022): The first movie is currently my worst movie of the decade. You could make the argument these two are just as bad or even worse, but after getting over the shock of the badness of the first movie, I just found these to be terrible, but I wasn't as...

The Bubble (2022): A suggestion from @movielord101.bsky.social Interesting note, I did start to watch this back in 2022, but about 20 minutes in I quit. And boy did I make the right decision back then. This movie is not funny, it's too long and just more line-o-rama shit where they said...

Kraven the Hunter (2024): This is closer to Morbius than Madame Web. It's mostly just kind of dull but there are some cool scenes and decent direction. It does feel very anti-climatic though, these three movies make me appreciate the Venom movies more. I know they're flawed but at least they're fun.

And God Made Man (2024): Another transphobic movie about why trans women don't belong in women's sports. I hated this for three reasons. 1: This is the single stupidest court movie I've ever seen in my life. Both sides are so dumb that they would be held in contempt in the real world.

Cinderella (2021): At best this is an OK DCOM-esque retelling with some descent songs and energy. At worst it's a midly annoying film with pandering dialogue and forced comedy. It's...a thing that exists, I'd probably put it slightly above the live action Snow White remake.

Don't know when it will be up, but there should be 36 films over 40 years to go into.

Red Notice (2021): I can't remember if this was suggested or I just saw it on a lot of worst of the year lists. I actually kinda liked this one. Some of Reynold's comedy is annoying and it has more twists than probably necessary, but I never guessed what would happen and I enjoyed the cast chemistry

Putting out another "I Watched Every..." video next month. Here's some out of context clips, see if you can guess the topic:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022): I only just saw the original movie in full last year. For the first half of this one, I was just on the meh train. Just another mediocre legacy horror sequel that made me respect Halloween 2018 more. Then a character says "We're trying to get you cancelled bro,"...

Hillbilly Elegy: Honestly if you ignore what J.D. has been doing the last several years, this is OK Oscar bait. Some good performances and direction, and while you can say it's melodramatic, I've known people like this. Watching it now makes me wonder...how did he get like this? Just..what happened?

It took four years, but finally here is my review of Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfKT...

Y2K (2024): This movie is what people who hate Stranger Things think Stranger Things is (except 90s instead of 80s). Every joke is either about the characters being idiots or "this is set in 1999/2000. Get it". It's like taking everything I hate about Gen X and Gen Z humor and put it into one movie.

Saving Mr. Banks Sure, the ending is not entirely accurate, but it’s still a super underrated and under appreciated film

I think my new computer is finally set up. Took longer than expected, now I just have to transfer all my files over.

Good news: all my car needed to pass inspection was new windshield wipers. Though they did mention some things might need attention down the road. But that’s two years in a row it passed without having to spend over a grand.

Songbird (2020): That was boring. This may have been too ambitious for its own good. Like Host, it's a movie made during Covid lockdown, but unlike Host it had a story that was way too complicated to do when you have to keep the cast and crew low and separate. Plus I can't imagine having ANY....

Yeah I think next year I need to move into a bigger apartment. I'm trying to find a place to set up my new computer and the only way seems to be in front of the window, I am completely out of room.

Five Nights at Freddy's 2: I thought the first was fine...this one...if it was meant to be a dark comedy it's alright. If it's a straight horror it fails. The writing isn't great and it's never really scary and the ending doesn't make sense. But I did laugh a decent amount.

Why are professional movie critics talking about the Super Mario Bros. Galaxy Movie the same way random people online talked about The Emoji Movie back in 2017?

That duck.... That baby duck... That creepy baby duck... 🦆 youtu.be/8B4dMQ0peME?...

We really need to bring back the term "doughface" as an insult.

Ella McCay: Well looks like we have a winner for "Worst Feminist" movie of 2025. This movie feels like a movie that would have come out 20 years ago, a lot of it feels "sit-comy" and it just made me more annoyed the longer it went.

For this April Fool's Day, let's go back to a certain company that was very important to the creation of this series: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXyn...

I sort of close out 90's Nicktoons marathons (sort of) with a look at the show with Nigel Thornberry and even some other characters! www.deviantart.com/spongey444/j...

Holy shit.

Rest easy Strickland

So about a decade ago I converted a bunch of my family's old home movies, and while doing so noticed that my dad must have messed up the time when filming my second birthday party. So happy 2nd birthday to me.

youtu.be/4bDkB-WRgx0?... Happy 20th anniversary to the show that brought us one of the greatest pieces of art ever...

Today marks Hannah Montana's 20th anniversary. To celebrate, let's look at this season 3 episode that manages to encompass every bad thing about the series: www.youtube.com/watch?v=duLd...

Alright let's try this again.

I actually like the trope of the “helpful coward.” Being afraid is normal and fear is a perfect reaction to the unknown and the potential dangers, but despite that fear a person can still do what’s right and standing up to protect themselves and others. That’s actually brave.

Regretting You: This movie is WEIRD! The first half hour is just kinda generic but then it goes off the fucking rails. By the end I was telling poor Mason Thames to run away from this messed up family. Allison Williams is awful. I loved Clancy Brown as Gramps though, this one can be fun to watch.

Used some of my tax refund to get a 65 inch tv and decided that the first movie I watched on it would be Godzilla 1998

After Everything: Maybe the bow is just so low, but I didn't hate this. It still barely hits mediocre, but at least it had a different plot, Hardin at least has some character development, and it's easily the best looking of the movies...

After Ever Happy: I don't even care anymore. I'm solely finishing this series because the last film might be the only one to beat what was my worst movie of the year (Happiness for Beginners). I'll give credit that every movie seems to be getting shorter, and this one had some funny bad moments.

My mom got more Oscar predictions right than I did and the only movie she saw was One Battle After Another

Yeah, Hitch, it's just a smoothie. Geez. Artwork is by 🌈Lilpinkghost🌈⭐️! derpibooru.org/image... #mlp #mlpg5 #art

Also I know I said I wouldn't purchase anything for myself that's over 5 grams of sugar, but it's my birthday so I get a cheat day.

OH OH! I don't know about thee, but I'm feeling thirty-three!

After We Fell: These are all the same movie. At this point I've stopped being mad and am just bored. What does Harry Styles think of these, because if I found out I inspired a character like Hardin, I would feel insulted?

Alright at this point I’m desparate. So until I get to below 250 pounds I can’t buy myself anything with more than 5 grams of added sugar. However as a compromise I can eat that stuff if it’s given to me by someone else (like birthday cake)

youtu.be/5dK8vwKd2V0?... What do you do on Saturday?

youtu.be/FWZOV0RW9fM?... triple romance triple fun