Every now and then I get the music from Road Rash on SEGA in my head and I do not mind

The killer: What's your favourite scary movie? Me: IDK 2 had those airbag boobs, that was pretty funny. But the first one with the smell my finger joke was good to

Blink 182: Say it ain't so Me: It ain't so Blink 182: I will not go Me: Do you still want me to say that? Because you didn't say 'say'? Blink 182: Turn the lights off Me: There isn't a light switch. But I've got a torch on my phone Blink 182: Carry me home Me: IDK I threw my back out

Looking for tech support I had my hand over my mic w/out realising I have tried increasing the audio in Lightworks and OBS. I can get higher audio in OBS but can't work out how to export my video (I added it as a new media source). All I'm getting is a file .json when I try to export Thanks!

Me: Everything's coming up Gazpacho! *Chronic illness* *Rising costs* *Fascism* *Genocide & Wars* Me: *through gritted teeth* I said. EVERYTHING'S. COMING UP. GAZPACHO. *Clenches fists*

Cashiers look at you mad eyed when you bypass the contactless part of the machine and slot your card into the Chip & PIN They're like "You can just use contactless" To which I reply "No thanks" And they look agog like I'm the crazy person

How do you think they feel?

Ugh, my laptop's memory is full up and like I feel there is nothing on it. Sure 13GB of photos, but that just feels like nothing. Going to have to sit for a few days and actually archive my photos. Gah!

Flarg graffiti spotted out in a post nuclear apocalypse junkyard (Sorry the pics are so dark) @tabletopminions.bsky.social #nerdlings #wargaming #terminator #terminatorgenisys

According to FB it was 9 years ago I made oozes out of hot glue for my DnD games. I poured hot glue onto a metal ruler then turned it upside down so it would run and ooze.

Salt is just so good y'know? I love salty popcorn I love salty chips I love salty porridge I love salty chocolate Mmmmm

I hate the 24 hour clock Since when did 1600 mean 4 o'clock & not 6 o'clock? There's clearly a 6 there, not a 4 I changed as many of my cocks to be 12h I even changed my 24h oven to be 12h behind. It says 0400 at 4pm, so when I'm actually using it in the evening I know what time it actually is

The whole 30 minutes I spent watching TRON ARES I was thinking: I wish I was watching TRON Legacy The music was so much better! Sorry NIN. Daft Punk for life I think we got into the grid in the first few minutes. Or if we didn't, it was at least interesting Instead I'm watching CEOs Cool... 🙃

"I regret nothing." (theme 'cheeseburger')

Howdy pardners yehaw I finished these Mercs for my Fallout 28mm project. They're their own faction & can be hired individually Made from GW, Stargrave & @anvilindustry.bsky.social bits Bottle cap bases from @modiphius.bsky.social #fallout #fallout28mm #nerdlings #hobby #wargaming #nukacola

Thanks to @perplexingruins.bsky.social for sending over his Solo Booklet! Plenty of handy tables for solo roleplaying! #rpg #sologames #zine

Ugh I was watching Heat 1995 & I absolutely hated it Then I looked up other movies of that year: Toy Story Goldeneye Twelve Monkeys Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Apollo 13 Babe And now I'm all grumpy What a waste of my life (I stopped when Natalie Portman was found) #movies #gazpachofilmclub

You can shine bright like an LED/incandescent bulb OR Reflect/refract like a diamond These are your two choices

I've been thinking You know all those absolute iconic songs where you hear the first few bars and just absolutely know it? Like Bronski Beat's Smalltown Boy? Or Fleetwood Mac's The Chain Or ABBA? Well, I think our generation's song is Scotty Doesn't Know from EuroTrip

Change your old toothbrush you've been using past its best for a good few days now for that new one in your cupboard/draw Your teeth with thank you

*Doing my best Taylor Swift impression* 🎵I'm feeling eighty two 🎵

Planet of the Apes? More like TMZ of the Apes!

My mum taught me how to tie a tie My mum taught me how to shave my face My dad didn't I don't need anything from him. I don't want him in my life If your dad is a waste of space and you're feeling a bit down this Father's Day, know that you're not alone #unhappyfathersday

This will only resonate with about 3 of you but I still had to make it

Depresh Mode

Well, that was a fucking ride.

Why was the best music ever released in my formative years? Hi, I put together a list of Classic Bangers from 1996 to 2026 that I hope will still be being played on the radio in 2056 What do you think will be on the radio in 2056? Have I missed any off this list? #music #musicreview #nostalgia

When did the YouTube comments section become an acceptable place to write obituaries?

Them: What would you do if it was you in Groundhog Day? Me: *whips out a 17 slide presentation about how I'd marry Nancy instead of Rita*

Finished my NCR rangers for my Fallout 28mm project 😎 I'm more than half way finished on this project. I want there to be enough gangs to ruin this for a few people or to play solo and have a variety of enemies #fallout #nerdlings #newcaliforniarepublic #falloutnewvegas #skirmishwargaming

It's the 82nd anniversary of D-Day today. And when you learn more about what happened all those years ago it just boggles the mind. 1/ The guns on the beaches got a delivery of ammunition the day before ahead of target practice, so they had more ammo Italian prisoners were digging holes for...

Howdy D-Day Paratroopers Behind the Atlantic Wall was featured in June's edition of Wargames Illustrated and Miniature Wargames magazine 😎 You can get it at www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4... #nerdlings #wargaming #solowargaming #skirmishwargaming #ww2 #28mm #historicalwargaming

Someone just signed off their YouTube video "... and I'm praying for you." I've never been so insulted in my life 😂 Sir, don't pray for me

I'm going to the one place not corrupted by capitalism... SPACE

New version 0.045 of D-Day Paratroopers: Behind the Atlantic Wall was released With pictures, better formatting, better Table of Contents and printer friendly A4 & US Letter paper #solowargaming #nerdlings #boltaction #gazachoparatroopers #skirmishwargaming #dday82 #wargaming #historicalwargaming

Yuk, the page numbers in my latest version of D-Day Paratroopers: Behind the Atlantic Wall are all off by +1 Bloody frigg! Using Libre Writer Any help? I'm just manually re-typing each one

Things have got out of control when your file names are something like Project 001-working-finalised-finished--finished2

Wish I was at UK Games Expo today 😢

Just dropped my Scrabble box over a sandy cliff. The tiles went everywhere! I had to quickly (and without proper sure care and attention mind) get down the cliff so I could get on my hands and knees to root around in the sand for the missing pieces Quell faff!

I'm adding ALT Text to all 32 images in the latest version for D-Day Paratroopers: Behind the Atlantic Wall and it's taking so long, but I want to put the effort in so that people who need it aren't left out. There are some cool photos that I put in there #gazpachoparatroopers #wargaming #nerdlings

My problem is twofold: 1. There is no Black Forest Gateau in my gob 2. There is no Black Forest Gateau in my vicinity This makes me very sad indeed

Everybody be quiet and look at this baby toucan.

My Church of Atom inspired by #Fallout 3 I'm making #Fallout28mm. I got these caps on eBay and weathered them up. Minis are from @northstarfigs.bsky.social #frostgrave cultists and some Stargrave arms. The atomic bible was fun/annoying to paint and from @greenstuffworld.bsky.social #nerdlings

BARNACLE GEESE ARE CALLED BARNACLE GEESE BECAUSE PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW THEY MIGRATED AND THAT BARNACLE LOOKS LIKE A SMALL GOOSE BEAK & BITS SO OF COURSE IT'S AN EGG THAT FEEL FROM A TREE. BARNACLE GEESE HATCH FROM BARNACLES

Metal Slug if it was Italian

Really good final episode to Race Across the World Really pleased with who won and all the countries along the way just looked so fantastic Still annoyed that a team gets eliminated. I think a 24h penalty would be much better as twice now the wrong team has been eliminated from the race

I've seen a few YouTube videos in the vein of 'why modern movies aren't as good as old ones' and Any Man Quantummania always comes up lol

Cool 3rd Edition 40K battle report using modern miniatures Orks v Elysians (Think they're 3D prints) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksw5... #nerdlings #40K #new40K #warhammer

Star Wars episode 10: the same but different