My head is buried in a new book by fellow BlueSky user @robgotobed.bsky.social! I just received my new book and I’m excited to laugh out loud. #booksky 💙📚

My grandpa Beelzebub Gotobed is always complaining that the younger generation never shows the older generation any respect! Well, just to prove him wrong, here is my grandpa enjoying a special dish of his favourite steak and chips.

My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.

The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.

If you’re looking for books that play with your perception of reality while leaving you in stitches, then these two books by Rob Gotobed are an absolute must-read. The collections of short stories are as funny as they are intellectually engaging, with humour that’s both surreal and cerebral.

The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" ….I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"

Wow! Here are my top book recommendations so far for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face, and make you laugh out loud. One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social‬ and two are by @robgotobed.bsky.social I can highly recommend all three books. #reading

Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.

@robgotobed.bsky.social 買った！

My grandpa Beelzebub Gotobed is always complaining that the younger generation never shows the older generation any respect! Well, just to prove him wrong, here is my grandpa enjoying a special dish of his favourite steak and chips.

If ever a picture was worth a thousand words.

If ever a picture was worth a thousand words.

Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.

Well, it could have been worse. It could have been Trump trying to gatecrash my party!

✨相互さんで仲良くして頂いてるRob Gotobedさんが日本初 'コメディ本'をだされたそうです めっちゃめでたい、おめでとう🎉㊗️ 笑顔な年にしちゃいましょ🤭 まな板の鯉のような気がします 今まで読んだ中で最も面白い物語が収録されています!!!!!🥸🧐🤠🤣 ご興味ある方Amazonへgoです🔻🔻🔻 www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0BTN4V2P...

Well, it could have been worse. It could have been Trump trying to gatecrash my party!

Remember the time I hypnotised Paul McCartney into thinking he was the Hulk!

My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.

It's never illogical Captain to look absolutely fabulous!!

Remember the time I hypnotised Paul McCartney into thinking he was the Hulk!

What a welcome arrival! During these past 6 months of caring for unwell, elderly parents, I am so looking forward to reading something that will bring a smile to my face. @robgotobed.bsky.social excited to open (and read) your 2024 book. #author #comedy

Stand-up not going too well. Thinking of going in a different direction.

The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.

Have you seen the latest Donald Trump sex tape that's floating around? It’s sort of hard to follow. He keeps switching positions and chickening out every few seconds.

Have you seen the latest Donald Trump sex tape that's floating around? It’s sort of hard to follow. He keeps switching positions and chickening out every few seconds.

Stand-up not going too well. Thinking of going in a different direction.

Because every horror writer needs some comedy. ;)

Apparently they are very popular in Canada, China and Greenland.

I remember the day I put so much gasoline in my car I couldn't get in it!

The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" ….I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"

It’s arrived! Rob Gotobed’s NEW comedy book is in the shops now!!🤪🤓🥸🧐🤠 This book contains the very best of his stand-up routines and what his fans believe to be his funniest radio, television, and stage show scripts ever!😊👍🤣 www.amazon.co.uk/Captain-Casu...

ロブ・ゴトベッドが新しいコメディ本を出版しました!🤪 このユーモアのある本が大好きです！ それは私を大声で笑わせました。🤓 今まで読んだ中で最も面白い物語が収録されています!!!!!🥸🧐🤠 特にハロウィンやクリスマスに関する面白い話！👻☠️🧛‍♂️🎃⛄ 🎄🎁 🎅 Rob Gotobed の愉快でクレイジーなジャパニーズコメディーショー！🎁 🎅⛄ 🎄🤣🤣 www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/dp/B0BT...

Apparently they are very popular in Canada, China and Greenland.

It's never illogical Captain to look absolutely fabulous!!

Just getting ready for my early morning shave.

I remember the day I put so much gasoline in my car I couldn't get in it!

Sorry I’m late posting today but I got told off for blocking the blowhole on Ed Sheeran’s inflatable dolphin.

Today I phoned Mario Bros Plumbing to come and fix my toilet. They arrived in good time but just jumped in my toilet and disappeared. Didn't make any attempt to fix it! 0 out of 5 stars!!

WAITER: Sir, do you have any allergies we should know about? ROB: Yes, I have an allergy to peanuts. CHARLIE BROWN: Let's go, Snoopy. It’s obvious we’re not welcome here.

I’d forgotten how young I look in this picture. この写真では自分がどれだけ若く見えるか忘れていました。

Buzzy, my favourite pet bee, has gone missing again! If you see him, please get in contact.

Just getting ready for my early morning shave.

Sorry I’m late posting today but I got told off for blocking the blowhole on Ed Sheeran’s inflatable dolphin.

Today I phoned Mario Bros Plumbing to come and fix my toilet. They arrived in good time but just jumped in my toilet and disappeared. Didn't make any attempt to fix it! 0 out of 5 stars!!

WAITER: Sir, do you have any allergies we should know about? ROB: Yes, I have an allergy to peanuts. CHARLIE BROWN: Let's go, Snoopy. It’s obvious we’re not welcome here.

I’d forgotten how young I look in this picture. この写真では自分がどれだけ若く見えるか忘れていました。

Cooked my first Japanese meal today. I cooked mushroom gyozas and chicken yaki udon noodles with a soy and ginger dip sauce. Delicious!! 今日は初めての日本食を作りました。 きのこ餃子と鶏焼きうどんをしょうが醤油で作りました。 美味しい！！

One of my sister’s kids has just brought me two bottles of bourbon and said, "Here's your Christmas juice uncle Rob," and now she's the one I'm leaving everything to.

It’s arrived! Rob Gotobed’s NEW comedy book is in the shops now!!🤪🤓🥸🧐🤠 This book contains the very best of his stand-up routines and what his fans believe to be his funniest radio, television, and stage show scripts ever!😊👍🤣 www.amazon.co.uk/Captain-Casu...