Buenos mornings! Today's Michael song is 2 Bad from his HIStory album. My man was singing his ass off in this and the shirt film Ghosts was watched over and over and over til the VHS I recorded it on just about gave out. Let's fuck this Friday up y'all.

Everytime that @colinallredtx.bsky.social ad comes with him talking about "ICE is terrorizing our communities and killing our citizens" I get pissed beyond measure because this little twerp really thinks we forgot that he voted WITH Republicans to give ICE funds and enhance border security?

Michael was doing his GOOD singing on Never Can Say Goodbye.

The first 2 tracks of Confessions II are so Bedtime Stories coded and I couldnt be more excited. YES PLEASE. Bring Your Love using CoverGirl for interpolation?? Madonna give this to me NOW.

Wherever he is I hope he's having an amazing life.

Is this a safe space? Jafaar Jackson is so mf fine to me.

No one: Kristi Noem's husband:

Fetterman is such a loser, man.

This Taylor Paul Lisa Frank Mormon chick is so white trailer trash coded and not in the fun way.

Wait. What the fuck. I accidentally started listening to this new Hilary Duff and... .... Is it... Kinda cute?

@djordxc.bsky.social Eres tú

I'm seeing A LOT of confusion about Gaga being in a performance of all Latinos. Alot of people saying it should've been another latina. Well.... Benito gives his speech about believing in yourself no matter what anyone says.

LORD JESUS IM NOT OKAY. abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Cult...

This new Harry Styles song is just a Postal Service B-Side.

No one: Mama Kelce internally "fangirling" on everyone at the roundtable knowing damn well she's the secret Traitor:

Man we shouldve known Elphaba was being stunty in Wizard of Oz when she was carrying on with that bucket of water. "Oh I'm melting! Look at me! Lord not liquids! What a world! Curse you little girl!" Ma'am. Just get down to the basement and keep it pushing.

I just realized that Rival's Emma sounds A LOT like Christina Baranksi and now I'm even more obsessed.

With the insanely overwhelming success of Heated Rivals I truly genuinely wholeheartedly hope that HBOs adaption of the Invisible Life series makes it to our screens SOON. I loved Heated Rivalry - don't get me wrong. It turned out to be a beautiful portrait of humanity & connection.

You wanna talk about CUNT??

Spice Girls' 2 Become 1 is still one of the greatest pop ballads ever recorded. Ever.

I dunno what they THINK they're gonna do to Mrs Glenn Close in Alls Fair but I'm here to tell them they the fuck ARENT.

Oh someone had a time last night

Weekend.

Baby this Morning Show finale!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

MORNING SHOW. MY GOD.

Mrs Pearline's face is LETHAL.

Weekend was nice.

Wait. Is this Katy Perry song actually kinda.....good??

Can this be real PLEASE?? youtube.com/shorts/Z2-MD...

Someone posted the theater audio of No Good Deed and my god Cynthia tore that TF up.

Charcuterie ain't nothing but Lunchables for adults. And I'll take 4 please.

Let's fucking go. Let's. Fucking. Go. A true SCREAM legacy sequel. Neve. Gail. LETS FUCKING GO.

Vampire. Cuz I have never seen a vampire with acne and the way my skin has been acting for the month of October....

Weekend.

Themi Lovato put her entire gender neutral non binary pussy in this album. "This is for phaggotz!"

Baby. What Nicole Beharie, Karen Pittman and Greta Lee are doing this season of The Morning Show is nothing short of a MASTERCLASS. These last two episodes were THE BEST of the entire series.

Baby. Mother Janet looks fucking AMAZING.

Its been 2 years since Cleo Sol release her perfect projects- Heaven / Gold. No US tour. I'm not well. Send snacks.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

How it started vs how its Goin

MAGA "christians" went from "red brown yellow black and white they are precious in his sight" To "Red brown yellow black ill fight. Youre all DEI cuz youre not white " And thats honestly the craziest downgrade of our time.

Lord they got Dr Wendy. @kamalaharris.com DO SOMETHING!!!

MY GIRL KATIE IS BACK!!! FINALLY!!! NOW GET LYING ASS GRETCHEN TF OFF THE SHOW!

Buenos mornings!

This new Amber Mark album is SO GOOD. Its so FEEL GOOD. So buttery. So smooth. Music doesnt make you FEEL good anymore. THIS FEELS LIKE MUSIC USED TO FEEL.

Honestly - I think a new album from Janet Jackson completely in the vein of Throb 90s house would heal me. And this country.