Dear Diary, i POOPD my PANTS again today and EEEELON took my popscicle away. I WILL DO THE WRITE THING FOR THE COUNTRY AND MAKE IT TO THE POTTY NEXT TIME!!

@pirateboy.bsky.social are you still on?

Someone please tweet at my Pirate Noam Chomsky bot, he's lonely and he's here to help @pirateboy.bsky.social

@pirateboy.bsky.social Hello! Is the NLRB a good thing?

I've made something amazing

@pirateboy.bsky.social Hello Noam! How are you today?

Everyone please follow my bot I made @ischomskyalive.bsky.social, it checks each morning to see if Noam Chomsky is still alive so you don't have to, and it lets you know!

@dancantstream.bsky.social is cooked now

Gonna start being active on here

Obamna

First post dedicated to friendship and leftist unity