I bet the crew of the Artemis II is gonna celebrate by making pizza rolls tonight. They've earned it! 🚀

Every square inch of this thing is going to be covered with protest posters and graffiti. In 10 years, nobody is even going to remember that there was a monument underneath it all.

This is going to be like a Mega City for Protest Posters.

Posted throughout Washington, DC

I'm gonna celebrate this temporary reprieve by ordering TACOs.

Trump was right. An entire civilization died today. RIP to the United States. You almost made it to 250. 🥀

Impeachment and the 25th Amendment clearly aren't happening. So, what's still on the table? * Hope that the military refuses illegal orders? * Hope that other countries intervene? * Hope that Trump TACOs again? Do we still have any *actionable* options on the table right now?

Trump needs to be removed from office immediately.

Trump needs to be removed from office immediately

Maybe we should remove Trump from office before he removes humanity from the planet. 🔥

Trump's message to Christians this Easter morning 🙏

Well, Trump sure showed me! It's exactly one month later, and he just declared that the war is over! 😲

I recently wrote a piece about this: www.techdirt.com/2026/03/16/a...

The ATVs are driving through DC again! It must be Spring! 🌱

The TSA has been working without pay for the last several weeks. Now, on top of that, Trump is forcing them to train ICE to do exactly the same work... and ICE will get paid for doing it. MAGA: your messiah isn't playing 5D Chess. He's shoving checkers up his nose and shitting in his diaper.

Closing out an event in Pikmin Bloom be like: * Hooray! You did it! * Now, let's all take a photo together * Don't forget to sign everyone's yearbooks! * Will you agree to be the godparent of スシ's child?

Power doesn't corrupt people. People with power are just unconstrained. Their actions reveal who they always were to begin with.

Has anyone checked on Kristi Noem's dogs today to make sure they're alright?

Trump says the war with Iran will take a month. One month from today is... April Fool's Day. 🤡

Prophetic, or just better-informed than the average MAGA voter? You be the judge! 😅

Perfection. 10/10. No notes.

Looks like YouTube's DNS servers might have exploded?

"It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein!" -- Todd Blanche

A mother’s confession on SNL😂👇

Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report

Time to restock "The Little Library"! jeffwhitcherbooks.com/products/the...

Block and report icegov.bsky.social today!

Looking at you, Christians of the United States 👀

I'm not sure where to find the original news clip, but this was hilarious 🤣 youtu.be/Ozni5lYvnCA?...

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Sorry -- I meant "being shot". (I forgot to update the advice for 2026)

LIFE HACK: Dress like an ICE Agent to avoid being racially profiled!

Alternatively: maybe everyone should start dressing like ICE agents so that we can all hide in plain sight? 😎

We should start demanding that ICE agents and the National Guard show us their birth certificates. How do we know that THEY are citizens? 🤔

Fuck ICE. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7660...

I keep rereading this rant, but I can't figure out who is supposed to be selling the oil. Is Venezuela selling it to Trump? Is Trump confiscating it and selling it? Why is Trump insisting that the money "will be controlled by him"? This is schizophrenic, right? Does Trump even know what's going on?

Obviously, impeachment and criminal prosecution is the correct course of action, but that is never going to happen. I really hope that our remaining allies just kick us to the curb. Cut off all trade to the United States, and refuse to deal with us until we purge our corrupt leadership.

The subject line for the Kennedy Center's emails now says "Trump Kennedy Center". Unsubscribed.

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus shot down by the United States while conducting a test flight over Venezuela. The US Department of War insists that Santa Claus was trafficking fentanyl to billions of children, but refuses to release any proof of this claim.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe" -- Carl Sagan. -- Also, me when I'm feeling overwhelmed.

I watched the video just to make sure the quote wasn't being taken out of context. Somehow, the full context made it even worse. 😵‍💫

I'm disappointed, but I'm not surprised.

"Moderate" Democrats right now.

Democrats: DO NOT accept the GOP's empty promises! The changes must be written into the Bill itself, or they will not happen AT ALL! The GOP lies to its own constituents to get what they want. Why do you think they would be honest with YOU?

The government has been shutdown for more than 13.6% of Trump's second term. Achievements Unlocked: * Population being starved * Healthcare Premiums skyrocketing * Air Traffic Controllers dangerously understaffed * Trump gets a ballroom * US Diplomats stranded Next Unlockable: * Military Unpaid

The Government has been shutdown for a total of 130 days throughout all of U.S. history. Trump is responsible for 77 of these days, or 59.2%. Trump's share is continuing to increase.