We have always been at war with Nebrasketball

Never in doubt!

Iowa is probably gonna get crushed tonight but I’m gonna watch it anyway.

Billikens!!

Let’s go Hawkeyes

This VCU-UNC Overtime:

Olivia Olson should already be fouled out of this game

Oh hey you called the foul the third time it happened

Jump ball my ass, that was just a foul

LOLlinois

www.maptap.gg February 24 99🎯 99🎯 96🔥 92🏆 82🌟 Final score: 912 I don’t know what a good score is for this. Seemed like you got 80 points for getting the country right?

This is great and will lead to me sharing more Worm tracks (and probably other bands too, I guess)

Hannah Stuelke locked in this morning

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

The best doom metal is really just bands that got really high and wrote up their D&D campaigns.

Completely unable to express how much I hate Excel. Just the worst goddamn piece of shit program on earth.

Why the fuck does Zoom have a global shortcut that's the same as the shortcut for commenting/uncommenting code? Are their developers just a bunch of assholes?

I can’t speak for “the left” but I personally think mRNA vaccines are pretty exciting.

Finally mastered an important-to-me skill: Putting the legends inside the plot in ggplot2.

I think this might be my best king cake yet

Finally found the part of the field museum made just for me, “cool trees of the world”

I think that was the nearest I’ve ever seen to a hurdle working

Oh no you can’t let Darnold juke you like that

@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social I think you were the one calling for bigger asses

Eating options

Younger child (the one that likes sports) is VERY into the puppy bowl

Went to defend our crown at local Catholic school trivia last night. I made a king cake for good luck.

Eight year old child is explaining to me the difference between graphic novels and comic books

Glad I could find the bag of babies

@jhookwastaken.bsky.social do you know any quilt clubs

Tonight’s lifting music courtesy @jhookwastaken.bsky.social

Once again: Replay is bad

Thinkin bout them beans

Happy new year

The Jeep commercials now feature the rubber ducks? Like that’s a feature they think people are interested in?

A little early but we have reached the “kids need to go the fuck back to school” portion of winter break.

Headbanging to death metal, but instead of moving my head I’m lifting weights

The original thagomizer

Starting off soup week (a week where I’m planning on making a lot of soups) with a nice potato-leek number

Among the worst parts of traveling with kids is arriving at your destination, tired and stressed from driving, and your children are all wound up because they have been stuck in a car all day with no outlet for their energy.

What a punt

Nothing quite like visiting your elderly relatives and in-laws to convince you to get rid of some of your stuff before it becomes a problem

My former-bartender brother made me an old fashioned with the family whiskey

Done with church, time for:

Legos have gotten fancier since I was a kid

Apparently “Gremlins”is set during Christmas time so now we’re watching it.

Flawless victory. Total domination.

Found some ancient technology in my parents’ basement. What could this have been used for?

Chicago Weeb Sox let’s go

As a punt connoisseur,