I wonder…. Would it be preferable if I find out and *then* fuck around? 🤔

Numerous interviewers on NPR this morning: “Do you think that this failure by Trump to follow through on his threat will start to diminish his credibility?” Numerous interviewees: “If he keeps it up, it might eventually.” “Eventually”? 🌮 anyone?! It’s been his prime m.o.! Call it like it is.

I mean, he had to realize he was setting himself up to make this “TACO Tuesday,” right? Is this deranged asshole punking *himself*?!

It’s nuts to me that people—even people I like and trust—still regularly say, without any misgivings, “You can get that from Amazon.” As if that’s even slightly valid 😡

It's almost like Trump's thumpers aren't actually pro-life. www.vox.com/climate/4844...

I sure hope this isn't an April Fool's joke.... arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...

It's a good think Tiger Woods got drunk and crashed his car. Otherwise, I might never have known that Trump is his girlfriend.

I bet he tries to scrub the black off a cast-iron skillet. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

Ladies & gentlemen—your president: m.youtube.com/watch?v=oPg3...

I will say it til the day I die: 9/11 changed everything. We started a swing to the right because many of us were scared, or mad; and that shift fed on itself for two decades.

Not in *my* wallet! www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

If you feel inconvenienced waiting in a TSA line, maybe you’d like to trade places with this kid instead…(?)

As time has gone on I've realized there is a still quite small but now non-trivial chance that the entire Iran War is simply an insider trading operation, creating repeated black swan moments and relying on markets continued willingness to gyrate wildly in the face of absurd and predictably ...

As a male, I'm not accustomed to having strangers buy my dinner. What's the etiquette? Should I have asked the server the identity of the generous soul? I was so surprised that I'm afraid I faux pas'd. I just left a tip approximate to what I would've paid for the tab and left ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Democracy in the United States is circling the drain. If only our Congress critters were alive to see this. www.v-dem.net/news/press-r...

Eric Trump and Donald Trump, Jr. are acquiring a drone company that is seeking to meet Pentagon demand after Trump banned the use of Chinese drones. We’re just weeks into Trump’s war and already his family has found a way to cash in. Everything is for sale.

Little Rock just recorded its 18th homicide of 2026.

It was all downhill from there. “The Chuck Norris Karate School received a credit in the fight-filled Dolemite (1975).”

Kinda gives “Disney princess” a little different connotation www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/a...

The data is in: the NIH goalposts have shifted. What were once almost certain fundable scores have become coin flips and what used to be likely grants have become aspirational, leading to fewer awards. Another manifestation of how HHS policies have led to fewer awards and less science.

Dooood…! Y’all hear about the latest Duggar pedo?! www.4029tv.com/article/real...

When I first read “found herself,” I interpreted it as “discovered her true self.” Evidently, that’s not what the headline writer meant….

“72% zero” strikes me like “mostly a virgin.”

Wow, he must’ve been really embarrassed.

I've mentioned this to a few people IRL: I'm convinced that I jumped from one universe to another sometime in the not-too-distant past, probably c. Nov. 8, 2016. Nothing makes me more certain than the fact that a pound is now considered mass, not weight. That is *not* what I was taught in school.

Why did web and software designers become such assholes? So many things these days are designed to make functions surreptitious. The scroll bar doesn't show until you hover over it, and even then, the up and down arrows aren't visible until you hover over *them* specifically. I just left a [1/2]

These are the things that have historically led to revolutions. Not sustainable.

Puzzling: Local MAGA sycophants worship Trump and his billionaire buds, pleading that they’ve earned their lucre thru genius and hard work, so they shouldn’t be taxed “harshly.” By extension, that means these poor troglodytes are fodder for ridicule. But they don’t take it very well….

Saying the quiet part outloud: EriKKKa Kirk had a presser today with Arkansas Govenor [sic] Mike Huckabee, Joonress. She teared up (yet again) when she made sure everybody knew that she wants to insert the organization into all high schools for the benefit of white males 😡

Stay wary, m’ mates. Stay wary.

Completely and utterly

It seems like a surreal coincidence that the Trump administration killed a civilian in Minnesota named Nicole Good and a service member from Minnesota named Nicole Amor (“love”) within a couple of months of one another.

D’ja ever notice that an iron is capable of creating a wrinkle that cannot be removed by that same iron? How does that work?

Dana G. Smith is a pen name; real name: Joy Killer. She writes that alcohol is a disinhibitor. I’m shocked 🙄 Based on her rejection of alcohol, she is obviously inhibited. From coming to my party! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/w...

Name one war fought over solar panels and/or wind turbines. You cant, and we know why.

This makes me physically ill. We are monsters. We're not just led by monsters--we *are* monsters for choosing these troglodytes to lead us.

“Quicksilver scientific cracked the code on optimizing”

OMG—this is *so* horrible! Nevertheless, I'm a little surprised they let them give birth on U.S. soil. I guess they're really confident about overturning birthright citizenship.

That’s exactly the impression I’m getting. What a contemptible crew of assholes 😡

Oof!

The F-15s alone were $100 million a pop.

"Trump has no plan for Iran. Just blow shit up, kill some people, and hope for the best. It is the war of a Mad King."

How can it be that adult humans are *this* goddamned stupid?!!! 21stcenturywire.com/2025/08/08/s...

No one will ever convince me this is a coincidence.

Such an awesome snap. So many elements working at cross purposes. And therefore in unison, regarding their contributions to remarkability.

See, the dealio is that this isn't a "war"! Just some limited, righteous, surgical strikes on the leaders' palaces, a coupla missile sites, and the schools young girls attend (yes, "schools," plural). Fail-safe loophole: If Congress doesn't authorize it, it's just policing! Totally legit!

Might I remind Rep. PDA that the Green New Deal wasn’t enacted? It was watered down to the Inflation Reduction Act, signed on August 16, 2022.