i saw the tv glow but every scene of the pink opaque is edited to be emilia perez

If you can do a half-decent Marge Simpson impression and exclaim, “How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling??” most men within earshot will start singing, “Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig….” and I think that level of social conditioning needs to be studied further.

This button calls out to me in 99% of my meetings. Fun fact: the person talking isn’t notified when you click it. Enjoy!

$5 a bar?! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*Elon tiptoes away holding cartoonishly large scissors*

A little B&N action, a little Bryant Park chaser

tapping into My Brilliant Friend (the well regarded novel)

Y’all start thirsting on wholesome Twitter and I’m telling Santa, personally, that y’all are being naughty! Enjoy your coal 🖐️🖐️

Panang curry rules so damn hard. Might go crazy even and add a lil chicken to it, it’s one of those days!

Made a twitter acct for all of my writing shenanigans and all it is is porn bots and that Nick Fuentes loser. Vile shit all around.

(respectfully) will not be watching! 🤠

Went to Chelsea Flea this weekend, grabbed a 35mm camera, and pounded some mediocre pizza afterwards. Quasimodo predicted all of this.

and we’re back with more Bluesky

If it gets me away from the Toxic Dumbvenger, I’ll stick this site out

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