STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed. Hashtag repost bcs I like this photo 🖤🦋

I’ve got my first long term position today! I’ll be teaching engineering, robotics, & computer science for both middle & high school. Do I know how to do anything outside of office 365? Negative. But i’m shadowing today & tomorrow so I can get a feel for it. The kids are awesome so I’m excited! :))

Good morning friends! This has been such a long week, but only one more day until break!! I hope everyone has a good day today 🩷

I had a student bring a tiny friend with them to class today. So cute! 🦎

I had an 8th grader ask me what a nazi was today…. I fear the children are being left SO far behind

I can already tell these kids about to be bad as hell today 🫩

I love the library

oh you think I know what im doing? *loud incorrect buzzer*

5⭐️ day today! Those kids were actually so great. I left a really good note about them :)

Good morning friends! I have 7th grade science today, let’s hope it’s chill. Have a good day everyone 🫶🏽

Been floating around for 7th & 8th grade today & it’s actually been so chill. Plus I get to leave early bcs my last period of today is planning 🙂‍↕️🙌🏽

Sometimes I forget that life is supposed to feel like a deep breath & not a gasp for air

i need a joint

A student gave me a hug today & told me I was a good teacher. I need you all to know that I will be thinking about this for the rest of forever :’)))

Dealing with the horrors of the world one horny fanfic at a time

Ain’t no way it’s not even 8pm yet & it feels sooo much later

if theres one thing about me its that im going home

Been a minute & im feeling yappy. You know what to do 🫵🏽

Wanted to participate in the face + scent thing but sans face. This has been my new fav combo 🙂‍↕️🫶🏽

All of my moots are actually so beautiful I love seeing ur pretty faces (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡

Baby fever but like in a sexy lesbian titi kinda way

Good morning I have the immune system of a Victorian infant that dies two days after birth

I’ve never said tgif & meant it as fiercely with my entire heart & soul like I do today. I’m so ready to not look at another child for the next 48 hours after I leave.

Staring at the moon with pure love and adoration rn

I never want to be in a room with 17 3-5 year olds again oh my fucking god

Tripped & nearly busted my ass in front of my new coworkers fuck my FUCKING CHUNGUS LIFE 😭

First day today kinda nervyyy

Woke up to hopecore for the first time in literally forever

i NEED butches to know how attractive they are when they’re unapologetically nerdy and/or just passionate i will literally jump your bones bc you have that glint in your eye that only comes out when you talk about something you’re deeply interested in

Chilled moscato my beloved

Omg I just looked up what my Mayan astrology sign was & it’s Night… guys I’m literally a prophet

I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!! IM OFFICIALLY EMPLOYED AGAIN!!!!!!! WAR IS OVERRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Every time I come across a really good song before it’s released I die a little bit on the inside

Lowkey craving a cig rn but that is most certainly not a habit i should be picking up

Mitski was so right. I own nothing in this life but the love I have to give

Wine drunk & singing to the moon bcs she’s just so gorgeous & I love her

Splurging on the big bottle of wine tonight because I deny myself nothing

Oh pretty baby I want to carve you out of stone like they did in Ancient Rome

Actually sitting outside & enjoying the weather since all the bugs are back in hell where they belong

Had so much fun I’m lowkey already thinking about options for next years costume

I fear I may have overdone it last night friends. But a time was certainly had 🙂‍↕️

Good morning friends!! Happy Halloween to all who celebrate 🎃🫶🏽

smoking weed & looking up at the stars is one of my favorite things about being alive. my thoughts become constellations. correlated moments of brightness that make up my life & live in my memories

Good morning friends! I hope you all have a day as lovely as yourselves ♡

My mom came into my room just now to show me the new jeans she got & she did a little twirl in the mirror & stopped to look back at her butt. She’s literally so cute I love her so much

Doing my civic duty by stopping traffic to save a turtle from the middle of the road

I unfortunately still have not heard anything back from this job & checking my email every 5 business minutes for the past week is starting to just piss me off

I just had such a vivid dream about a beached whale it made my chest ache. It was really sad but also kind of beautiful? I was singing to her while cupping water in my hands to wash the sand from her eye. The sun was setting & I pointed to the sky. When I looked at her again she was dead & I woke up

When I go out in public & the public is actually fucking there