Destiny and Sam Hyde in a room together would average out to two regular sized pedophiles

A Tier III sub to twitch. tv should be a reoccurring donation to a foundation for people with Tourette's Syndrome from Tuvalu, but instead, it's money that helps a 4 foot tall zionist semi-pro starcraft player groom 15 year olds on discord

Honestly, America being divided is a net positive for the world. People like to posture about how unified America was after 9/11, but we harnessed that energy to go kill millions of people on the other side of the planet for no reason. Now everyone "knew it was a bad idea the whole time"

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Indian-American actor Thomas Jain

Didn't know Rick Ruben was a racist

I can't believe Jimmy Carter killed himself

Chicano Park sounds like the name of a korean dude who pretends he's a cholo

My favorite UFC fighter is that Israel Adamsandler guy

Oh wow, bro, you do 10 3 minute rounds on a heavy bag and run 10 miles a day? I'm over here practicing street fight KATA. I don't need to be able to run an 12 minute mile

The gorilla from Sing looks like he watches Little Dark Age edits on Instagram reels

A Tier III sub to twitch. tv should be a reoccurring donation to a foundation for people with Tourette's Syndrome from Tuvalu, but instead, it's money that helps a 4 foot tall zionist semi-pro starcraft player groom 15 year olds on discord

Yeah... I drive a Tesla

Ian Miles Cheong looks like the bad timeline version of Ryan's World

I guess Joe Biden pardoned 2 turkeys for Thanksgiving this year #conservativehumor #cleancomedy

Glad Bluesky is avoiding what's making X awful, and concentrating on what made Twitter awful.

My birthday is in a month...

There's like 5 anime I can think of off the top of my head with a premise that's basically "What if a Japanese guy instituted neoliberal trade reforms that saved the kingdom" but the one time that actually happened, Alberto Fujimori of Peru wound up basically dying in prison for doing a genocide

How long until I regret teaching my 2 year old how to do a De Ashi Harai? I guess it'll be the day I don't pick my leg up fast enough and she knocks me on my ass. Hope I remember how to fall

I am the real Carlos Mencia

Jake Paul spent that entire fight begging for his liver to be punched. Tyson couldn't throw a check hook to save his life and kept letting the dude circle out the second he got a bit of momentum. Tyson still looked like he had it 4 years ago against Jones Jr.

That was a rat shit fight, no offense to Mike

I regret not watching Cobra Kai

Not that I'd want to get in close against Mike Tyson but this is sorta sad

Fuck's sake. Don't got much more in me. I hope this is like one of the old Tyson fights that ended fast as fuck cause I'm tired

Jake Paul looks like an Amish from the future

I turned off Cobra Kai for this shit so it better start soon

Anyone who says old guys can't fight anymore never saw my dad catch a tire chain with his arm and rip a dude off his motorcycle with it in his mid-50s

This netflix stream looks like Justin.TV in 2008

This fucking app keeps showing me posts from the Orc Cop and I hit don't recommend every time and it still shows up

I hope Mike still can knock this guy out with pillows on his hands

Is Tommy Fury Tyson's brother? He is, just looked it up

Why are they putting Tyson's real record on this shit? It should just be the one tie vs Jones (which he won, actually)

Let's have Naseem Hamed fight that fat guy who said England is my city next. Roy Jones is gonna have to fight one of the Bradbury brothers and Evander Holyfield is gonna go up against prank invasion.

"Mike Tyson could be Jake Paul's father" I doubt that cause the first time Mike had sex with Jake Paul's mom was earlier this year and I think that dude is around my age

2 minute rounds is fucking Mickey Mouse

The KSI song they're playing in this fuckin boxing match is better than his normal shit. When Mike takes a dive in this shit, it's gonna make me sad

Somewhere in the world, someone is confusing Chainsaw Man with Ax Cop

Everyone forgot Sylvester Stalone is Italian-American and old as shit. Who'd you think he was gonna vote for? Saul Alinsky?

Someone let me know when Tatsuki Fujimoto joins this app

No one can prevent me from putting Lao Gan Ma on my pasta in my own home

If Nintendo wins this lawsuit against Pocket Pair, Sega better be ready to enact the funniest timeline, cause pokemon gen 1 just a buggier, worse version of the megami tensei games that just happened to have Ken Sugimori's insanely good artwork carry it to being the most popular thing in the world

My birthday is in a month...

Do yourself a favor and play mouthwashing

My son looks so much like the Boss Baby that my daughter calls the movie "Baby Brother"

A couple months ago, I had a dream where I was getting chased by the Village People but for some reason, Hitler was also a member. Woke up and mocked this up quick