' 𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘯? 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 the name they came up with? ' zatanna scoffed. ' well, i guess if it does the job . . . ' i'm going to take another look through my archives, see if i can find anything else that might help us. ' she rummaged through her top hat, and from it produced a small token:

you haven't even tried it yet.

ʸᵉˢ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ . . .

||: HOPEFULLY something that takes less time/thought to reply to lol

of course! but magic needs *patience*, y'know. and *focus*. *a lot*. especially when you're starting out.

" you're right, we can't, " zatanna murmurs, face creased in thought. she gestures for a stack of old maps to come forward to her, & they float duly toward their conductor, paper crinkling slightly a.

sunday morning.

that's the thing about magic -- it's actually a lot easier than people think. i mean, sure, most people can't do the *big stuff* . . . but magic's a pretty big word. we use it all the time. it can describe walking on water or just flipping a coin and landing heads seven times in a row.

as if that truth needed sugarcoating. certainly not for her. " what makes you think i'm not just *really into* my drink? " she said, the corners of her mouth curling into a smirk.

why not check the bar cart?

wiping her mouth on her arm, big sigh. the lights are getting blurry and turning into stars, but that's alright, she can handle it. " . . . mmm. " another swallow. " i mean, yeah, sure is. why, you want some? "

hey, wait, i have a better idea. magickal girls . . . together?

SATURDAY NIGHT!!!

THAT'S MY THING.

blue woman this, yellow woman that, but what about the *real enemy here*, the lady white?

if you won't make the argument that your dancing's good, who will? my point is, you have to fight for yourself, *insist* you're good, sometimes a heck of a lot better than you really are. how do you think i got to performing sold-out magic tours? it sure wasn't the name.

*what*? c'mon, you're better than that!

( nodding. ) wow, really? . . . i don't see why (!)

the way i just lowkey lied to oomf . . .

hey, not bad, kara!

uh, would you believe me if i said *magic*?

𝐹𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟! 🗡️- An independent portrayal of ᴊᴀꜱᴏɴ ᴛᴏᴅᴅ, also known as the infamous ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴏᴅ 🗡️ - More information will be posted underneath.

everyone's a critic.

c'mon, superman, you're *killing me here* . . . *fine*, but at least a solid 60% of the time!

never am. it's one of my best assets, apart from the legs. . . . . . . okay, maybe *sometimes*.

i think the word is *uniform*. still -- 𝘧𝘪 𝘦𝘷'𝘶𝘰𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘨 𝘵𝘪, 𝘵𝘯𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘪. right?

for me, every friday is a #fishnetsfriday.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐎. — B̸R̸U̸C̸E̸ W̸A̸Y̸N̸E̸ 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍

( sigh. ) if only all guys were as nice as you. actually, i don't think i've ever asked. what kind of chips do the undead like?

the top hat is stylish and cool and i'm goated actually.

she opens her mouth to say something in clear disbelief - broadway? in that outfit? - but then she gets a better idea, a wicked idea, and smiles at him. "is that so? alright then, you might be perfect for the job i'm looking for. what do you know about magic tricks?"

do i look old enough to know *anything* about retirement?

of course you can keep it. and mine too. they're mostly for drinking . . . sherry, i think. but you can probably use them for anything. it's not like the deer are gonna judge you, right? home . . . how are you finding that? uh, settling down, i mean?

“You can certainly try.” Julia ‘Jules’ Alexander aka Advantage, your friendly local game master and comic store manager. Full-time nerd, part time superhero with legendary resistance. ♡/↺

“Stand back, or be gone with the wind.” Skylar ‘Aphelion’ Lantz. Engineer, mechanic, and wind-riding superhero. ♡/↺

𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝖌𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆 ♢ 𝐓𝐨 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 ◆ 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖉𝖔

don't be so sure. there's a lot of things worse than death. . . . like never eating chips or chocolate again!

( the toast strikes zee's interest. she turns, impressed at the thought and its thinker, and raises her glass. ) to our mothers and sisters. ( of course, to our mothers and sisters. what else? she takes a sip and staggers back, coughing. ) . . . woah! ( coughs. ) that's, uh, s-something(!)

gooooood morning.

||: busy day yesterday, i owe some starters/replies that im going to get to later!

"I won't let others live in the filth I grew up in. I'll make it better." (🔁 + ❤️)

"guess i can't argue with that. i mean, gotham's full of bats . . ."

ᅟᅟ ❝ 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘄, 𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱... 𝗦𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗶𝘁. ❞ | #MultiverseRP | #MVRP | #DCrp | 𝗌𝖿𝗐 & 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 , 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 ♡ ／ ♺ ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟ

lotta spiders around here.

if the answer isn't 'no', it's probably a 'yes'.