bored out of my mind hitting this maneuver in the FC ward earlier

my situation with my parents is comical — I have gay parents who gatekeep being gay from me.i can’t make this shit up. im straight, in their eyes, until i jump through 15 different hoops to be “gay enough” for them. just bizarre

hmm… moe hythlodaeus

🌚 #hythhades #ヒュエメ

whatever u say beautiful

再掲

口元だけって色っぽいよねぇ～ 星見の間の「愛情か...」のカット最高だっただなも

I love this scene so much lol, the look Hades gives him

why he laughing at him

second cornball answer he’s just like *gentle parenting tone of voice* sure :)

hehehe kicking my legs hehehehehe

Hythlodaeus seemed to be enjoying himself when he vented our petty miseries upon one another.

"Want a taste?"

autism is so weird like yeah so actually for the past three years I’ve thought about this one side character from ffxiv 24 hours a day and have 5.4k images of him saved and revolve my entire life around him

ペン復活につきちょっとだけらくがき

@galpalaven.bsky.social WAIT YOURE THE ONE THAT WROTE APOUSÍA PHILAUTIA????? i am knelt down shaking ur hand rn please dont stop writing ever

EXCUSE me there is another hythlodaeus call out?! my twice crowned problematic king. yes i’m counting like a badge of honour lmao

“i hate hythlodaeus”; canon quote from emet-selch, guy that begged and cried for him to not sacrifice himself during the final days and then recreated him 12000 years later in his barbie amaurot dreamhouse

obsessed with how the original Hythlodaeus Marital Rape thread has like no interactions but we have ALL been talking about it amongst ourselves

not bringing it up again after this but i was thinkin abt that bizarre marital rape hyth post again and i think the funniest aspect of it is op challenging ppl to find any lore bits to imply it’s not a shitty situation for hades when the short story explicitly is like “yeah hades knows and he dgaf”

#ffxiv ⬩ #hythlodaeus ⬩ #gpose

#hythlodaeus #ffxiv

Don’t laugh at him, he’s being serious!!! [ Old emet meme repost #sathmemes ]

you will always fall in love with Emet-Selch over and over again

ohhhhh ascian hythlodaeus i love youu my baby my babyy

face card (unreal)

i think about this interview all the time

That's the most dogshit Hythlodaeus take I've ever seen in my entire life. Holy fuck they just let people say anything these days

i feel sooooooo happyyyy 💜✨

weakest link #ffxiv

thinking about that post that said “everyone has that one png of their favorite character that they hate” mine is this

he doesn't bite #ffxiv #finalfantasyxiv

Dear Lahabrea: Do NOT come to the Thirteenth. I’ve caused an absolute dogshit calamity. Just completely fucked it up. I’m so sorry — Igeyorhm

i think you need to leave #BasilArt #FFXIVArt #Cidnero #NerotolScaeva

yea #cidnero i forgor the tag

warrior of light: [experiences a mild inconvenience] i'm going to [remembers they're not allowed to joke about suicide anymore] put on the best little ladies' day show ul'dah has ever seen

i know hythlodaeus is a scorpio

I’m melting. Because my hometown’s boiling right now, so I made Hyth suffer the heat too! 🫠🫠 #ffxiv #hythlodaeus

i wake up in a cold sweat. i sit straight up in my bed. “hythlodaeus is hades’ abuser..” i whisper to myself, clutching my chest

ham goes to the artist alley that’s meant to be bringing in funds for the scions AU #hamhammedia #twinwol

hythlodaeus ultimate