Now go back to tripping each other up in the middle till there’s no one left please

At least one of the commentators is articulate…

Which side is which?

Every now and then I have to re geese my feed 🤷🏽‍♀️

There’s a bloody mouse in here - it was in the drinks cabinet, last seen heading for a bookcase. Where is Dora? Staring under the chair in a different room 😒

Hello new hotel frien

Shady spot supervisor

Everywhere is littered with corpses. Bloody cats.

Which moron has been sleeping in the pizza oven?

Every now and then he moves and sticks a piece of his anatomy out of the window

It’s amazing how often solicitors conveniently don’t receive emails 😒

Probably the only person here who bought a book

Why are all the Metallica fans (also) at the o2 this morning? Are they all on a Bluesky inspired date?

Made it right to the far end of the 303 and back…

Repsol Honda learner rider full leathers in this weather…

I’m not aware I’ve ever seen a crackhead on public transport actually 🤷🏽‍♀️

There’s a wedding on and I’m pretty sure, if it wasn’t so hot, Benny would be honorary Best Man by now

Also remarkably well managed (last I saw they were predicting an underspend) and a lesson for other public sector organisations in how large projects should be run

I think my weather station is overheating…

Benny is mysteriously cool to touch

Looks like it may rain here 🎉🎉🎉

Note tawny cockroaches are protected

The poor sales assistant in Waterstones earlier, explaining to lady (who already had her own copy but was looking to buy a copy for a friend), that they didn’t have any copies of The Salt Path in stock and were unlikely to get any unless a customer specifically ordered it

Told Dora off for scratching a chair. She argued back 😒

The seagulls in Christchurch are relatively well behaved, the mobile signal isn’t (bloody car parks with apps only)

Birthday dreamies for a birthday Benny Bob

Couldn't they just have written directly to both of blueskys users under 25 to ask them to stop?

Chosen to sit next to me. Angry about it.

I cannot buy all of the lamps

Supervision is constant today

I just remembered this

I have found where my husband has “hidden” my birthday presents 😕

Gremlin

You too can be afraid

A complaint has been registered regarding the standard of the cat sitting in my absence

Roof goose

A thread: places more interesting and with better scenery than the Norfolk Broads 1/15,000

Ships are great. Boats are awful.

Long Legs

Husband is using the walking machine for the first time in ages. Some alarming crashing noises 😐

I am not a tail shelf

Watching the scaryplanes

The Forbidden Window

Amazon photos just reminded me of the time the robot vacuum cleaner squashed a mouse 😐😐😐

The Instagram algorithm decided it wanted to show me Harry Potter stuff (never been interested) so I have decided to train it to show me geese instead

Thunder and lightning

Fooled by a decoy laptop

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone.

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts.

Too ‘ot for Doras