( if rattman could have the Companion Cube, i want GLaDOS ( send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send twee

( no no its the perfect chell-blunt, back in GLaDOS day they would call this a fag! ) ( a gay person, wrapped in a carpet? Set on fire? )

( NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVELY EMBRACE OF YOUR WIFES BREATH IN YOUR LUNGS… )

that is not the expression of someone who's been threatening. what are you thinking?

( our 💞💞 wedding 💞💞 day 💞💞 )

What if your computer could teach you how to use it? (Source.)

( cant hear ya, tiny grubby human fingers are clinging to GLaDOS now )

( if she had lipstick, GLaDOS would be entirely lipstick colored right now )

( MAYBE YOU WANT A LIL SUGAR, EH ONE-EYE??? )

( GLaDOS YOU WHORE )

( THE SUBJECT IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING )

( well pucker up, big mommy boomstick is on her way )

( fo shizzle )

( fizzled. . . )

( waitwaitWAITWAI

even now you have this stupid look on your face. hold still. im dropping a companion cube right on your head. just don't move.

im beginning to think you're the machine here just running around doing as your told emotionless rebelling against your master. bad robot i should throw wrenches at your head.

i think I'll forgive you. for making eyes at that turret see that? twice I've forgiven you. you can't even do that once.

( . . . )

( WAIT ) ( staring bug-like at the cameras .. )

( CARLOTTAS GONE ???? )

( WIFE ??? )

( she feels a disturbance in The Force )

( wait )

( going to start woodworking. but instead of wood, its going to be durasteel plating )

( upset because of a certain someone, they know who they are ❤️ )

( upset because of a certain someone, they know who they are )

Armed with next-generation cyber-technology and firepower, the Power Dolls will rise through the ashes and administer justice!

Fallout (PC, 1996)

( whats important is, its a present! ) ( what a woman )

@impassiveintellect.bsky.social ( scrambled eggs … seeping from the door mechanism … ) ( point! )

[ eye contact, hands filthy as they dip into the bowl and come back with potato guts. how did she even find a bowl? or powdered potatoes? ]

@impassiveintellect.bsky.social @impassiveintellect.bsky.social @impassiveintellect.bsky.social @impassiveintellect.bsky.social

The Sharp TRP801 (1960)

sleep mode (2024)