April 23, 2026 will be an interesting day for The Zombie Vampire

You will be visited by three spirits

The world is not ready for the demon that would be Mega Quagsire

I turn 28 in 18 days and I still do not have a funny haha to make on the actual day, why can't I turn 25 again?

Sucks to see Daniel Jones go down for the year today :(

SIX SEVEN FUCK YOU BALTIMORE

French girl tries to get Metagross to jump offsides

Terrible day at work because OT but got an a comm back today of my oc and Ferrijit so life is really fucking good again

comfy mode

Brazil Miku in a bunnysuit

Pokémon XY Swimmer.

The “go fuck yourself” update.

I need to bust out the fem Dante cosplay again,,

Chat is this anything?

aurora rosalina ✨ #art

Now that I've had some time to sit on it I think the Eagles might be frauds

They made my other wife so fucking hot...

Speed running my artist career by drawing both a political comic and Vaporeon inflation in one go.

So i gave Wooloo a gun

It was cold as balls today so I wore thigh high socks and my God I really do look cute in them

Instead of tagging accounts or posts via a bot, maybe Bluesky could allow accounts to self-tag as NSFW and give users a preference to hide NSFW accounts? Just a thought.

I kinda want to take pictures of myself

The GB vs NYG game has been a lot more interesting with Jameis Winston behind center

Flygon pokegirl! Your local nerdy aviation enthusiast. She's up for grabs, info below ^_^

I apologize to the entire population of Spain for what they had to watch I promise American football is a lot better than that...

#Jacinthe #ユカリ Jacinthe ユカリ

HOT GIRLS HATE FASCISTS 🔥

Lightning Returns Final Fantasy XIII

Gonna try and shiny hunt for skrelp

This might be my favorite look so far...

How tf you going to work without kissing your gf bye smh . . . . #OC #yume #corbeau #pokemon

Very excited for locals today

I popped my toe and it was the loudest crack I have heard when involving my body and now my big toe hurty :(

🐮!!!

Nessa 🥤

I want 3 hours back

gn

I kinda want to make head canons for all the trainers I have had from Gen VI onwards.

So is like no one allowed to play offense on prime time this week?

Zuppa Toscana and Spotted Cow really can fix a lot of your problems huh

e-girl Übel

:3

happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day for all who celebrate

The Bears won Branded won The Steelers played like dog shit and lost Did a witch fucking hex me today or something what the actual fuck

I want to get off Mr. Wilson's Wild Ride I want to get off Mr. Wilson's Wild Ride I want to get off Mr. Wilson's Wild Ride I want to get off Mr. Wilson's Wild Ride I want to get off Mr. Wilson's Wild Ride I want to get off Mr. Wilson's Wild Ride I want to get off Mr. Wilson's Wild Ride

Also highkey Being able to wear whatever clothes you want regardless of gender is awesome in ZA. I hope this change is carried over in the future because I really like being able to dress like a guy or a girl depending on what I feel that day.