"I was watching a Sam Neill movie just the other day..." - everyone.

"AI is a tool" is like if you stole someone's hammer and used it to make a worse hammer.

Endangered. They are now no longer endangered. Otherwise, it looks like this little fellow is celebrating his own death.

Billionaires (and trillionaires) are hoarders. They are psychologically unwell. They are sociopaths. Their sickness kills people. They need governments to step in and redistribute their wealth the way we would clean out the house of someone who piles up newspapers until the doors cannot be opened.

I'm at Seasonal in Perth TOMORROW NIGHT: www.eventbrite.com.au/e/tony-marti...

Excellent episode of Sizzletown, with @tonymartin.bsky.social auditioning splash sound effects. At one point Tony says, “here comes a bomb from Gerard Depardieu” and then didn’t follow it up with an excerpt from 1492: Conquest of Paradise. Still, this is a minor criticism, at best.

Everytime you ask AI Dehydrated people die

You didn’t feel like that. The character in the movie you posted the gif of felt like that.

The problem with a successful horror movies is the inevitable sequel(s) that explains 'where it all came from'. You want to know what's going on, but you don't really, because once you know, then it's not horror any more. The best horror sequels are the ones that are more confusing, not less.

Nice hill you've got there. Be a real shame if you had to die on it...

Anyway, here's an AI analogy: We can all be fed with tubes directly into our bodies, but eating food is healthier, easier, more enjoyable, more diverse, more creative and better for the economy.

Weird to get to a point where you realise the only thing keeping society together was an unregulated, finite amount of decency.

Today I have been mostly listening to Tricky.

Today I have been mostly listening to The Locust.

My great-great-great-great grandfather would have been 226 years old today. I miss him every day.

Listening to a podcaster say, 'we'll be right back after these messages' and then hearing a pause and then they come straight back in because there are no ads, is so sad and funny.

I have two wolves inside of me. They have two wolves inside of them. It’s chaos.

I’d probably quite like the Peaky Blinders movie but as I watched most of the series during Covid, I have absolutely no memory of it at all.

Before emails, texts and online posting there was a chance to reread and think about whether you really wanted to send that particular message.

Today I have been mostly listening to Fantomas.

Just finished binging Spider-Noir. It’s terrifically fun and Nicolas Cage is wonderful in it.

If you don't like Christopher Nolan films that's fine and I totally get it. Also it means he's just making movies for me, which feels amazing.

Be the same you don't want to be.

Today I have been mostly listening to Hope Sandoval & The Warm Inventions.

New Jean-Paul Sartre play just dropped...

Yeah. We get it.

People referring to celebrities they don't know by their first names, makes me feel icky.

Me (a genius): I'm a genius! You (a fool): I'm a genius!

Is this a rhetorical question? Wrong answers only.

Name someone who pretends to start a topic just so they can post their answer. I’ll go first: me.

Today I have been mostly listening to Tomahawk.

Companies now use money they used to pay to their employees as bonuses, to hire expensive consultants to address the problems of low morale.

In some cultures it’s considered a compliment to spit the food into your host's face and scream, “this sucks!”

Dance like the camera on your device can‘t be accessed by a foreign power. Love like your personal details haven’t been illegally sold to a number of companies without your permission. Live like you won’t be replaced by AI.

Did I leave the stove on? Wait… have I ever turned the stove on?

Today I have been mostly listening to The Indigo Girls.

Big deal. I’m angry all the time too and I don’t even get to turn big and green and wreck stuff.

Opening my Devil Wears Prada 2-branded can of Diet Coke on the train, and looking around defiantly.

Don't worry about those grey hairs. It just means you're also dying on the outside.

I'm old enough to remember that sometimes, when a crime was exposed, it would stop being committed.

Computer not backed-up for 70 days = bad. Me not backed-up for 70 days = good.

Many businesses now are using AI to read documents that were originally written by AI. Soon there will not be a single human in the process.

Pivoting to seeing classical music live because people don’t take their phones out during the gig.

They got me.

My Dad Mimed a Porno

Why don't people drink as much anymore...?

A lot of the passengers are complaining, but my plane ticket says I'm allowed 10kg of carrion.

Something Good That’s Now Been Ruined For Money: The Musical!

Pretending something is deliberately satirical because the horrible truth of it is too much to process…

I'll dead when I'm sleep.