Nuance - 100% good or 100% bad?

The new Bic Runga album is terrific.

I loved Twin Peaks and bought the soundtrack, not just because I liked the music, but because it felt like there were hidden clues there. In this spirit, I have curated a soundtrack for my new play. Each song is a link to a weird part of this surreal thriller. open.spotify.com/playlist/0J5...

Getting pretty tired of successful people telling me not to be afraid of failure.

Every Smiths album sounds like you're playing The Smiths on shuffle. I cannot elaborate on this and I do not intend to.

I do say, 'it is what it is' from time to time, but this is because the correct response of, 'stop saying boring shit' is considered rude.

If you smell burnt toast you might be stroking a piece of burnt toast.

I'm a 50 year old man but I want to be Veronica Mars when I grow up.

Buses replace trains. Because poor people don’t need to be anywhere on time on the weekends.

Social media has shown me that the way to blunt satire is to let everyone have a go at it.

Thrilled to announce that La Mama Theatre will present my new play, Head | Thorax | Abdomen. It's a dark, blackly comic, sad mystery. Book now.

"Call me Fish-male." (His name should have been Fish-male)

I ate some bad pizza and got pizzaria.

Sign the document? I thought you wanted me to singe the document! Hahaha. Nothing matters anymore.

Trumps doing some pretty bad stuff at the moment with hypocrisy and stuff.

Hobocop

"Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games..." Dude, have you ever been to a jungle?

Get rich or try dying.

The original Nightmare on Elm Street is good, but Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge is an absolute masterpiece.

of all the motives i think my favorite is ulterior

I enjoyed Scream 7.

The idea of rich people also wanting to be liked is so funny to me. You picked your lane.

We're living in a time where history is being written by people who are making misatkes on purpose to encourage engagement.

At an age where, if someone calls me middle-aged, it's a compliment.

When you forget to buy honey in the squeezy jar.

Sad that 'wrong answers only' has inundated literally everything in our lives.

If you lean your head forward in photographs, you'll look photoshopped.

Just discovered boygenius - terrific band.

If you 'tentatively' accept a meeting invite, no way in hell are you going to that meeting.

Why do I have to log in to pay my bills? If someone else paid my bills for me they wouldn't care and I'd be fucking delighted.

Our quest to eradicate nuance from every single conversation is nearly complete.

Pretty bummed today. Just found out I'm AI.

I thought they were serious when they posted that offensive opinion and then, right at the end of the sentence, the word, 'NOT'. 'Holy shit', I remember thinking. 'That was a close one'.

"Would you like to stay signed in?" I would adore to stay signed in, but we both know it's not going to happen.

Just got a letter telling me it's my turn to be played by Timothee Chalamet in a movie.

Hobbies can pique your interest and eke your Pinterest.

This just in: new hate laws make it illegal to call Nazis, 'Nazis'.

Jeremy irons was born to play the identical twins in Dead Ringers. He is the spitting image of himself

I had to abandon the Titanic due to syncing issues.

[in the same genuinely appreciative voice that E-40 says he did a song with Fred Durst] I did a comic with @bransonreese.bsky.social

Here's a weird detail about the person who threw a bomb at Invasion Day protestors: "The alleged bomb, which witnesses claimed was encased in an Elsa-themed sock from the film Frozen, did not explode."

🎶Sing us a song - you're the piano man I thought it was me but it's you Because I'm the one singing and playing But you're a piano man too?🎶

Air (the French band) make the kind of music you would hear if God put you on hold.

Hats... I can't wrap my head around them.

Does anyone else think it's weird that Jim Carrey looks exactly like the guy who was Ace Ventura? (who was also played by a guy called Jim Carrey, coincidentally).

Today I have been mostly listening to The Sharp.

My band went back to our roots for our first album and created an unreleasable paradox.

Just found out that Gen Z refer to a Diet Coke as a 'Fridge Cigarette' and I think the future is in safe hands.

Science news - there have been so many people born that they're going to start repeating fingerprints.

So much easier when the bad guy's a woman, huh America?