If you have fantasy color hair, I can make you a custom dry shampoo.

My mom loves her bidet gel!

The Website is almost ready to launch! Remaining checklist: _Write blog posts _Refine each product listing _Update photos/videos

Hells Librarians🔥 #LibrarySky #ReadToLive

Simplexabutter - light whipped body lotion www.etsy.com/listing/1867...

How do we feel about shampoo bars? 🤔

When you're as multifaceted as me, get a nail tech who can custom make something as complicated and beautiful 💚💗 @essentialec.bsky.social

#customnails #custompressons #handpainted

*anxiously checking tracking numbers for the last 3 ingredients in the #SIMPLEXA blend*

Extracted medicinal frankincense resin (remember: frankincense essential oil has NO therapeutic properties). Looks… suspicious, but it’s crumbly & beautiful, and now it will easily dissolve in warm oil, to add to new batch of #Simplexa oil!

I’ll be selling on a new platform soon! @spicerackmarket.bsky.social SEXUAL WELLNESS PRODUCTS

I just made emulsified body butter!!! (Strawberry shortcake scented)

If you don't have any @butterbitten.bsky.social items on your altar or your skin - you're seriously missing out! Before I start admin or shoots, I ALWAYS apply ButterBitten's Grounding, Creativity, and Money oils onto my body. It smells SO DAMN good AND helps w/ a headspace receptive of GoodShit™️!

If you’re searching for your favorite item and don’t see it in the Etsy store, it may have been banished by Etsy (they allow drop shippers but crack down on handmade herbal remedies) - message me! It’s available!

Available in a couple weeks, due to popular demand: #Simplexasoap BIG bars!

If you’re a sex worker, you get a 20% off coupon code! Message here or Etsy to get it, before you place your order!

Loose & rolled resin incense blends. This is supreme quality deliciousness.

NOW LIVE: #Biblical #incense! www.etsy.com/listing/1837... #myrrh treated according to historical scripture: www.etsy.com/listing/1837... #frankincense #prayer #meditation #resin #easter

Happiest of birthdaes to my Italian sista from anotha mista, the pintsized powerhouse of creativity and sex appeal, @sarahdiavola.bsky.social 🥰 I miss you fiercely! Oh. Go send her a gift or buy some of her amazing skincare stuffz @butterbitten.bsky.social

After 3 years (January is my anniversary!), I finally got my first *legitimate* 2-star review. I gave them the coupon code as thanks for their review, as well. My previous poor reviews didn’t faze me, bc they were based on personal retaliation or complete disregard for what they ordered.

Soaking onycha…

Went to a middle eastern market today, to get strong wine and honey to make Biblical incense. I’m now eating the best baklava I’ve ever tasted.

If you’re a sex worker, you get a 20% off coupon code! Message here or Etsy to get it, before you place your order!

Simplexasoap WHIPPED (also works great as a shaving cream!)

Samples WORK. The more free things I give out, the more new sales I get. This is why I’m the annoying person with a purse full of little things that I sneak into my friends’ pockets.