“Downloaded” the video?? Do they not have streaming in the frozen north?#Shetland

Oh, hang on, Sandy’s not fucking this up #Shetland

My garden bird feeders have become a hangout for outlaws and ne’er do wells

Or …I dunno… maybe take advantage of one of the largest and most comprehensive public transport networks in the world.

The next #thearchers storyline is begging to be written

I’m sure I played more Epik High than it says here. Anyway. Still an ARMY 아줌마

Rather good. Even if it does mention THAT song.

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My late auntie Eve would have loved this. There would have been special trips from Turangi to buy toot.

I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

Oh FFS it’s MINOR CHARACTERS IN PRIDE AND PREJUDICE!! #onlyconnect

Admittedly this is Sanderstead, but it’s very Croydon

This morning I think I prefer Chelski fans Chelseaing about Chelsea v Ars*nal than endless Advent carols and jolly posh kids singing songs about penguins…

Managed 18 minutes #r4today Bring on the Bach, #bbcr3

Well if your politics are racist, then…

“Washed up racist does racism”

My dad’s stoned friends made more sense than this. And were less offensive, even with their incontinent dog

Leonard and Hooty are poly??? #thearchers

That’s not a Thomson Reuters office

Ho hum, still…the South African half is having fun…

Well it’s 4am and Zac Crawley is out for a duck. Again (just woken up don’t @ me)

Is that James May on guitar #totp

Why is a voice as glorious as Mica Paris’s so low down in the mix here, BBC sound engineers? #totp

Oh David ‘Kid’ Jensen…PTID stalwart and definitely not a Yewtree candidate #totp …and Cliff…

Ah, no sign of the awkward young men in red coats this time. #totp

Eh? How on earth is this your headline, BBC News website, when surely the main finding of the report is that tens of thousands of people died unnecessarily because, on more than one occasion and for all sorts of reasons (complacency, toxic culture etc.), those in charge didn't lockdown early enough?

Mayor's plan for pedestrianising Oxford Street is out, with only the western end of losing traffic for now (largely on one side of Regent Street) but the rest may follow at a later date if there's the political desire. Buses will go to the north, along Wigmore Street. Cycles will also be banned.

Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do

Intermittent sleet and snow in Canary Wharf #uksnow #thecanadiansarelaughingandpointing

Oh no. Helen’s found another slippery one. #catchingup #thearchers

We were never members of a school parents’ whatsapp group.

I know Olly Murs writes for K-pop bands now, but I had forgotten that he was basically a Poundland Robbie Williams.

Mr S: I seem to have given myself a splinter putting rosemary in the foccacia Me: That may be the most middle-class injury, ever.

I can actually smell the stale fags and taste the babycham in this one #totp

Probably not half as much as the 1980s peace campers did at Greenham and Molesworth…

Mr S: “This counts as dancing?” #totp #legsandco

After dealing with the Russian Revolution, Boney M took on The Troubles?? I don’t remember this #totp

Nothing was proved! #yewtree #totp

Tragic news. I loved her writing.

The weird thing is that Tom Robinson sings like he talks on 6Music #totp

This is pre Chris Evans Billie isn’t it? #totp

Hollywood’s finest. #totp Hollywood Co. Down.

#totp who is this yodeller and whatever happened to Jayne Middlemiss? Mr S says the yodeller is about the level of the women who used to do the Goldsmiths Jazz Studies part 1 course

Will people suddenly get the urge to grow their fringes and wear a lot of black?

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Ah, thé NUJ. I remember them

You may have missed this gem yesterday. From which we learn that: 1. Betting shops are really good for the mental health of isolated people. 2. Most drug-takers are not a problem. 3. Kids put tuppence in slot machines in the hope of getting rich. 4. Farage probably has a gambling industry donor.

Never change, Essex…

1988. ‘Cos I went to my graduation in a similar coat dress, only it was Prince of Wales check, not black. My mum has photographic proof #totp