Happy, uh, birthday? I don’t fuckin’ know.

Understandable. Have a space day.

Just have normal trauma.

Do you have insane trauma?

Why can’t you just have normal trauma like the rest of us?

I hate space people…

Don’t send that freaky robot back here.

… are you talking to yourself?

Hmph…

… this feels like the start of a hate crime.

I don’t know??? Pick a size that’s close? Like shoes.

And you would? (He’s implying she ain’t got no boobs.)

Small, medium, large. Like everything else.

it depends you got the measuring one and then the holdin’ one

Can’t trust anybody in this town.

Nah, they got measuring bras for that.

Boobs ain’t measured with letters.

(He goes to work pouring it.) Just thinking. Gotta try to make up with a whole buncha people… and I ain’t exactly the most likable guy.

Oh, uh, sure. What’s your poison?

Drinking alone…. Again.

Don’t worry, there’s a picture of the casino.

He’s putting up flyers in town. HELP WANTED. BOUNCER. DEALER. PAY NEGOTIABLE. EXPERIENCE PREFERRED NOT REQUIRED. (There’s also pictures for the non-reading citizens.)

Percy sent a note via courier. He returned home… Well, that seemed like a break-up if anything.

this is a private conversation with the void please don’t eavesdrop

I want a man who I can ████ their ███ while they beg me to ████ them ███ while we ███ on each other’s face.

Did he dare go see @wastelandvariable.bsky.social in prison?

… ever?

You’re a grown ass man. Make your own choices.

I don’t know what kind of a man you are. I have you two very good options.

… shut up.

Listen, I’m working on other things. I can only focus on one thing at a time.

I get more.

I’d rather do Jet. Besides, I can get a four pack and some arm muscles and that’s it.

…….. no 🥲

I’m muscular.

Technically it was the second option.

Just go win them back? Shoot the other guy?

If you’re asking, probably.

I became what would have saved me back then.

I wasn’t a rabbit yet, you meta-gamer.

🐰

I got six rounds in the chamber with your name on them.

Wait till I get turned back.

Or and hear me out YOU COULD CHANGE ME BACK

I’m going to be dead and full of bite wounds.

And all the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies.

(This was unfair! But still, he runs.)