Please don't let this get lost in the noise. www.kxan.com/news/local/b... Maybe an idea for the next season of @lastweektonight.com ?

Me is a pronoun.

Passkeys are absolutely NOT easier. Requiring me to get out my phone (assuming it isn't in another room entirely) or to open up my email and login to it (possibly wanting yet ANOTHER passkey) is much more complicated than just letting me type in a password.

CEO on LinkedIn: "I don't screen for credentials, I screen for passion. I don't look at degrees, I look at dedication. I don't see prior experience, I see positive potential." Candidate: "Amazing! And what does your outsourced HR software filter for?" CEO: "Oh credentials, degrees and experience."

Looking for work. I will run your company into the ground for a tenth of what you're paying your current crap executive! 😁

Having lived so long with only unscented laundry detergent, I am surprised by how people can tolerate scented laundry detergent. It smells so WRONG!

Hot take: Naked bodies are far more safe for work than guns.

Your feelings are valid. You have the right to feel whatever you feel. You aren’t exaggerating. You aren’t being too sensitive. You aren’t being dramatic. You’re hurting and that’s okay.

It didn't work on a lot of us.

BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional. We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.

What Eisenhower said over 70 years ago is even more true today.

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

If you feel the need to deceive me to earn my business, then you do not deserve my business.

Just a thought… Buy 2 bags of pet food for a shelter instead of fireworks for the 4th of July. Make a difference, not a noise

A muppet and movie stars give commencement speeches –inspiring graduates with hope, humor and a powerful call to action.

Be safe. No violence. #AllDogs #Dogs #DogsofBluesky #DogsofBSky

I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.

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#ProudBlue The GOP doesn’t want you to see this news. And they are adding a tax break for gun silencers in their “Big Ugly Bill.”

If you need a breather from all this bullshit, here's a photo of Earth. From Saturn. We're that slightly brighter star at centre right.

I welcome all with open arms. That's what the United States is all about.

Love this. Good people stepping up when the system fails our kids.

Plantir, owned by Peter Thiel, is collecting sensitive personal and financial data on American citizens to create detailed profiles for the government. Thiel once wrote "freedom and democracy may not be compatible," and "capitalism and authoritarianism" are. Do you get it yet?

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Japanese snow fairy bird 🇯🇵 😃

Random quote: "I forgot that gelato is cold." #randomkidquotes

It's important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself why you don't go out