I would love to adopt a family for Christmas, and would love to find someone in community. If anyone knows of someone, especially with kiddos, that could use a wishlist Santa - send them my way 🤍

When the bottle doesn’t fit in the bucket, you improvise… ✨

I have spent countless hours in this museum, and this exhibit was by far my favorite. NYC, you never disappoint 🤍

You spoil me rotten 🤍

Another stunning night in the city with you ✨

Sign of life from the east coast ☀️

Dinner and dessert with @marilunafans.bsky.social and friend? *chefs kiss*

It was a black tie affair 🥂

Houston, see you next week 🤍 June 4-6 ✨ [email protected] ✨ MeetOliviaArden.com

Sundays are for shopping 🤠

Sending me home with herb propagations is a love language 🌿

My favorite day of the week ✨

Happy Mommy’s Day 🤍

#Charlotte - A little southern charm is headed your way next week. @thesavannahhart.bsky.social and I will be coming for a visit. Be our tour guide?✨ May 14-16

I will never grow tired of a night in a tent and waking up to this view 🌤️

The perfect spa day, compliments from a dear Windy City lover 🤍

Currently filling my Throne wishlist with garden items so I can spend my entire summer outdoors. Who is going to be the lucky recipient of topless gardening photos as a thank you? 🌿✨

Before | After 🥂✨

#FortWorth - I am headed your way tomorrow for a little indulgence. Show me your favorite place for cocktails? ✨

Austin Blues Fest ⚡️

Brunch dates with the sensational @bridgettadair.bsky.social. Like a true Austin gal, of course she has oat milk on standby for our lattes ☕️✨

I need this weather to stay for the remainder of the year. Please, and thank you! ☀️ Also, forgive the never ending amount of dog hair I tote around these days. Lint rollers just don’t cut it anymore.

Thankful for new friends, decadent dinners, and getting to see my darling Amelia Thorne 🤍

The perfect evening filled with jazz 🤍

Evenings at the office…

#Houston - I have my eyes on you 🤍 April 2-5 MeetOliviaArden.com/contact ✨

#Houston - I have my eyes on you 🤍 April 2-5 MeetOliviaArden.com/contact ✨

NEW YORK - Let’s make some magic ✨ March 24-26 Dates available with Sophie Rose 🤍

Pasta: A Love Language 🍝 Bow tie pasta from scratch and a vanilla panna cotta with mixed berry compote.

Find me where the wild things are… ☀️

I was not prepared for the level of sexual cravings I am experiencing in my mid 30’s. I feel absolutely feral… 😬

It is almost Valentine’s Day. I will leave you to decide what to make of it. Throne.com/oliviaarden ❤️

Pour Decisions 🥃 Friday evening well spent with @serenalang.bsky.social, @bridgettadair.bsky.social, and @ElyseMarieATX ✨

Lovers that hand deliver black and white cookies from NYC are the greatest. I can’t wait to be back in the city in March! 🗽✨

Cabin nights, starry skies, and a little bit of whiskey 🥃✨

Cabin nights, starry skies, and a little bit of whiskey 🥃✨

Grateful for new lovers and beautiful bouquets 🌸 P.S. Bringing little treats for my furry ones will always make my heart melt.

🤍 UPCOMING TRAVEL 🤍 #Houston - February 10-11 Dates available with Amelia Thorne #Phoenix - February 17-18 Dates available with @thesavannahhart.bsky.social #NYC - March 25-28 Dates available with Sophie Rose

🤍 UPCOMING TRAVEL 🤍 #Houston - February 10-11 Dates available with Amelia Thorne #Phoenix - February 17-18 Dates available with @thesavannahhart.bsky.social #NYC - March 25-28 Dates available with Sophie Rose

The dinner dates have really been magical lately. Thank you, darling human, for showing me a special corner of Houston.

About Me 🤍 Hometown: Dallas, TX Location: Austin, TX Available: Austin, DFW, San Antonio, Houston, and FMTY Age: 35 Height: 5’5 Hair: Dark Brown | Medium Eyes: Blue Favorite Sip: Wine | Old Fashioned Favorite Snack: Sushi Favorite Sound: Jazz | Blues Favorite Studies: Herbalism | Physics

Basket Baby 🐾 At 10 months old, little man has hit the 12 pound mark. I’m a little concerned about how big this boy is going to be 😬

Flight delays and freezing temps couldn’t stop us from exploring Philadelphia. Grateful for the darling human that made it all happen 🤍

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals… ✨ Thank you for yet another stunning year of adventures and celebrations! For those who want to keep themselves off of my naughty list, you know what to do - throne.com/oliviaarden 🎄

I am eager for some travel and realize that 2024 was the first year I stayed in Austin for extended periods of time. This must be changed! Who is whisking me off for my first FMTY in 2025? ✈️

Submission Saturday 🤍

I love a little trouble 🤍 OnlyFans.com/theoliviaarden

Lying on my bedroom floor, while I Theragun my boobs, is exactly the “me” time I was hoping for today…

I am eager for some travel and realize that 2024 was the first year I stayed in Austin for extended periods of time. This must be changed! Who is whisking me off for my first FMTY in 2025? ✈️

Another trip around the Sun has been completed, and I just couldn’t be more thankful for the life that has been created! I look forward to celebrating in the most debaucherous way 🤍✨