Alpacas don’t have hooves, they have toes. 😅 www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/st...

It’s looking like the apocalypse.

Stay vigilant, friends.

Domain name registration used to cost $9.99. And “Wendy’s nuggets used to cost 99 cents.”

Astra Lumina

Just left my work phone in the car for a family event. BIG STEPS, y’all.

I need Barack Obama to join us on Bluesky!

Hip hop: 2pac

Best 90s artist?

Me on the way home from karaoke after drinking a bottle of soju: ohhh that’s my website

ssh termsky.app

Then they want to be able to expunge pardoned federal offenses - allows the orange guy to charge a little extra to expunge the records of the weirdos who pay for pardons. www.congress.gov/bill/118th-c...

The Modern Firearm Safety Act is about preventing the enforcement of safety features on handguns. You can't make this shit up. www.congress.gov/bill/118th-c...

Also… Cowboys! 🙌🏾 💙

MUSTAAAAAAARD I had too much fun making this 🤣🤣🤣 #djmustard #GNX #animalcrossing

When “Freak Me” by Silk…comes on during the family Thanksgiving dinner…

Cowboys.

Happy Day of Thanks!

How many of us will run around the house stashing the family’s belongings… to hide the fact that you live in your home? 👋

8 piercings - not including my tongue and belly button which i let close, and 3 tats. next year: one more piercing and 2 more tattoos

*in the car* Me: Why is the freeway so empty? Him: People are at Church Me: “…Where two or more are gathered…” Him: 😐

We should redesign cities for autonomous kids, not autonomous cars.

Black Tech Leads Starter Pack - go.bsky.app/S5h9puc I know I’m missing lots of folks. Let me know. I’ll try to add as they join.

My neighbors suddenly have chickens in their backyard this morning and I have questions.

Gotta get his commissary coins together.

Kmart… 90’s popcorn. I sat in the cart and screamed about how I wasn’t going to sit for my Kmart pictures until I had some Kmart popcorn. Mom marched me all the way from the back of Kmart to the front, and I caught it walking through the parking lot.

Can’t wait to miss it 🫶🏽 prayers to all involved lmao

Quote this post with the first console or gaming platform you owned.

A friend was talking about side projects and said “if I don’t do them and only work, I feel sad and cranky” I’m the same. My job is challenging and demanding, and I love it. X was draining. I used to make many projects but lately didn’t have the energy. This place makes me feel creative again ✨

What gif pops up when you type in your name?

When your car upgrades and you’re ready to start the drive home. #bmw #bmwx7 #bmwupgrade

Starting the weekend right.

a few common Bluesky misconceptions i see in articles

So I guess this is happening, huh?

Welp.

Today was a great day, ngl.

Gotta love a company that puts time and effort into new hire onboarding! Making sure employees have everything they need the week before they start as opposed to the day of or day after is important.

👀

The ability to disagree respectfully without burning bridges is a learned skill. Using each disagreement as an opportunity to learn something new is just as valuable. #crosspost

Hello. Is there anyone still here? 🧐

Happiest of mornings at the Happiest Place.

Mai Tai @ Craftsman

The bluesky vs. t2 showdown is very real and present, y’all. 🙌🏾

Yay. I have two whole invite codes. Two. Yay.

Happy to see there are still many remote jobs available!

If you’re in a Director+ role and you have not yet learned how to give constructive direct feedback to your peers, consider that a personal growth area.

Remodel: I always forget how many different toilet brands there are. 🤔