U.S.S. Bonespurs has class 5 tactical capabilities to block trade routes and start a global recession at a moments notice

"Secretary Kennedy I recognized your foul trash panda penis stench when you were brought on board”

Idiotic Rancid Shill

[H]orrifically [H]eartless [S]hitstorm

Foreclosure Notice: Liquidation sale on failing empire, everything must go!

Dr. King Cheezus III of Dementia

🎵 Pop goes a shit weasel

On a normal timeline this title would be filed under fiction “The Pedo King and His Golden Cash Cow”

Somebody did the truffle shuffle all over their goonie dna

The P-3DO protocol droid for cyber bullying relations

The 47-mile high velocity shit-nami is dropping like it’s hot

SQUIRREL! 👉

“Ask not about the spies that blackmailed us, ask what you can do for the Israelis that have the videos.” #WW3pstein #FDT

Some orbital perspective will do rocket boy some good

Mirror mirror in the pool Who’s the worst of all the fools?

The ass they kiss today is the same one that shits on them tomorrow

How it started. How it’s going. #KoupKlubKlan #GrandOlePilfery

Just vote no to pedo welfare #KoupKlubKlan

Sail away, sail away, sail away

Now show us YOUR papers! #86Pedos

Something’s rotten in the police state of US

Kangaroo Koup Kourt

the fake culture war is a distraction from the very real death culture

Able to pass a cognitive test in a single day. It’s a pedo, ain’t that a shame! It’s DEMENTIA MAN

The more you know…🌈✨

If another pandemic hits, we should stack up all the bodies of the dead elderly, kids and anti-vaxers at the doors of the HHS. We can't let them hide from the consequences of their actions.

In hell the president is a pedo, and he just won’t fuck off

Robbin the hood to enrich the over privileged.

He has never been my president because he's always been an enemy of we, the people!

“–a reprehensible act of unimaginable cruelty. This isn’t how things are supposed to work in America. Unquestionably, the laws of human decency condemn such villainy.” Judge Gary Brown

We have a title for the tRump movie, Malfeasance. Now all we need is that killer ending when justice is finally served, hot or cold. Either way.

Diesel engines can actually burn a variety of fuels like maybe truckers can use Donold’s greasy spray tan drippings as a renewable energy resource

It's never not gonna be strange that some animals like the orange pig of queens can breathe through their ass

Just vote NO to pedocracy #PedosInJail

40% of farmers are leaving the Republican Party! Black voter turnout is surging in the South by 10-20%. Independent voters are burnt by tariffs, runaway inflation and Israel’s next genocide. The Pedo party is finally getting their chance for a proper fucking. Nobody ever deserved it more. #FuckMAGA

Hanover Fiste: He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive! - Heavy Metal 1981

Here a grift, there a grift, everywhere a grifty grift #FDT

It's not antisemitism to say that raping children in order to disguise extortion as foreign policy is wrong. #FuckBibi 🐝🐝

We're re-living the French Revolution again, but with way more Idiocracy. Let them eat guillotine.

*not pictured* 47-karat butt plugs with a capital T handle, in luxurious marble of course

Don’t threaten me with a good time. #BeginTheBegin

The line between rat licker and rat fucker is blurry

11) Dinner with Jeff Dahmer 12) A cornered honey badger 13) A pint of warm raw milk 14) Bar peanuts 15) Satan's contract for my soul signed in my blood 16) A four-year old boy with Mountain Dew and a hammer 17) Indian restaurant bathroom

just a southbound pachyderm

Protection racket for rich citizens Equal just diss for peasant subjects #SCROTUS

#Rape-ublicans #GeeOhPedos

may we all get everything we deserve #AllYouDeserve

Economically speaking Republicans are stage 4 cancer Job Growth D:+50M R:+17M Manufacturing Jobs D:+847M R:(-6.6M) GDP Growth D:4.6% R:2.4% National Debt D:5.9% R:9.7% Unemployment Rate. D:(-.8%) R:+1.1% Farm Foreclosures D:854 R:2,489 *since 2016

Porky Pie by Ralph Steadman

baby bunker bitch just won't keep his toys in his crib #BunkerBitch