Christmas dinner negotiations with my Dad ...

When you have to explain what Beaujolais day is .... its a Swansea thing

A great philosopher once said ...

For anyone who didn't get snow today. Brecon beacons or Bannau Brycheiniog ...

Yma o Hyd 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

🤚

Baileys in hot chocolate needs to be an all year round thing 🙂

Apparently better than the Christmas market

Malibu tastes the same when it comes back up .... it's all gone a bit 90s

Brum

I love my parents but fuck off with your Portuguese sunset and frittering my inheritance 😂

When you weren't buying treats buy treats happened ....

😍

Who's on the bitter 😂

Sideways up my nose rain is my favourite of all the rains

It's when you tell people it comes in your house and dances and chases the children...

Drinking on school night regrets loading...

First Christmas radio kick in the gut. Cheers Leona

The annual picking of the Christmas menu knowing you'll be shit faced and not eat just as Jesus would have wanted

I'll check the fixtures 😂

😂

Couch croissant says hi 👋

House of Guinness?

Pervy old lady season 🏉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Apparently he's 75 😂 we're now all waiting to see how his monitor goes after cake

My Dad is now obsessed with his glucose monitor it keeps beeping and he shouting about jelly babies. Best home his own money can buy ....

My Dad's 77th birthday. Apparently he doesn't want any presents but he did use supplements I got him .... vitamin whore

Celebrity traitors 👏👏👏

Why have I never watched This Country? It's horrific I can't turn ot off 😂

Checking out the worst dressed in the queue for tea bags

I've been slipped and extra pickle and a phone number ... today is wild

Caffeinate me

Decided to just get pissed and let myself down ❤️

Well I guess I can unlock my Twitter at least 😂

And thats enough todaying for today

Some sleep would be nice 😴

Bought low fat biscuits and the dog just spat her bit on the floor and left the room 😂 I feel her pain

Been looking for my glasses all night 😂

Bed by 10.30

Mmmmm

Better

Pissing it down 🤣

Not sure if that was lightning or my neighbour doing his Grinder pictures

Forgot all about Halloween ... you can have a mouthful of fake Baileys and some Pate in your hand and be on your way 😉

Excited 🤣

But I need both Bon Jovi and Westlife tickets 🎟

Would like to thank Man City for visiting Swansea. I think we can just end the match now ... 😂 #Franco

Man telling me I don't have enough wee in my sample tube just in the doctors waiting area that fuck is wrong with people

Wondering it would be wrong to order myself half a crispy duck and pancakes from the Chinese ... but I'm also a grown up with grown up money 🤣