ANACONDA but sang by Sir Pentious @hisslordsings.bsky.social, premiering in an hour and a half! BE THERE!

"Show Me the Meaning" by the Backsnake Boys feat. The Egg Boiz, coming to YT @ swiblet today at 3 PM EST! VIDEO: youtu.be/H0TJngMwWBM

It has been jussst 2 days! 2 DAYS! They love me!! They really love me!!

“Check Yes Cherribomb,” premiering in 2 hours on YT! See the full version below!

BE THERE OR BE SSSAD!

It’s premiering now!! Get in here!

The YouTubes did not like my upload habits…thisss is fine, just fine…catch my Titanic cover there at 3 PM EST, in 2 1/2 hours!

To celebrate the #HazbinHotel season 2 release date announcement, I bring you THREE FULL #SirPentiousSings VOCAL COVERS AND A PLAYLIST! VERY EXCITING! To listen, check the comments below and follow the playlist for all upcoming covers! We are just getting ssstarted!

Three covers are being released in exactly 4 hours!! YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THISSS!! >8}~

THE RELEASE DATE HAS ARRIVED!! I LIVE!!! I am so happy that I think I will be sssinging tomorrow! Prepare for some covers!!

i finally built myssself a VOCAL BOOTH!! How exciting!

Sir Pentious reviews Buc-ee’s beaver chips and chocolate beaver nuggets! How delightful! #sirpentioussings #sirpentious #hazbinhotel

I went to Buccees and got some more recommended sssnacks! I shall be posting the reviews shortly!

8( I may have to ssset up a donations platform at this rate…

I AM AT BUC-EE’S!! LIKE RIGHT NOW!! THIS IS SO EXCITING!!

I am sick 8(

Driving was soooo boring…until…

I, Sir Pentious, have obtained gas!

Sir Pentious loves the video games! Hit the drums! YES!! @thaimcgrath.bsky.social

Where the hell am I?! HELP

I approve of Buccees beaver nuggets 8}~ 👍

I FOUND THE PLACE WITH THE SODA! YESS

Why yes, I do love soda! Yes!

I am heading to Buccees! I will be eating the mascot. Please tell me what I should buy there! 8}~

TAKE THAT! i have defeated the AI slop this time, but I have found sssome more! My work here shall continue!

Excuse me, what issss this?! This shall not stand!

AI vs Actual Guy - Sir Pentious sings Never Gonna Give You Up. Beating AI one video at a time. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjBFMw19/ Art (for the non-AI section) by @emositecc.bsky.social #hazbinhotel #sirpentious #songcover

This may come as a ssssurprise, but I am not much of a fan of artificial intelligence. My creations have always required manual guidance to function…especially my dear eggiesss 🙄

Sir Pentious Sings Cheri Cheri | AI 👎, Real 👍

Hello, bots!! This is my firssst official cover, requested by popular demand! Please be kind! art - @ironicarus.bsky.social

My name is Pentious.

Very exccciting! I hear he is halfway decent at mimicking my voice! I wonder what it could be! (Reaction image - @emositecc.bsky.social)

Sir Pentious Sings is coming in with a bang on April 1! Remember, no matter how terrible of a sssinger I may be, THERE IS NO AND NEVER WILL BE ANY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE INVOLVED. One might even ask if any intelligence was involved as all. We shall sssee.

i too was not ready for this shiii.

Well, well~

Why are people introducing themssselves to me like this? Hello David, hello Edwin, hello Mimic, please let me eat my crumpet in peace!

i have come acrossss this sheet where people can audition to be me. How exciting! I know I’m a tad late, but do you think I could pass the musical portion? 8}~ - #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelPentious #SirPentious

three of my singing videos are now complete and ready to upload! i am quite nervous, but i hope they will be well received! once there is sssufficient progress on the next video, Sir Pentious Sings will be created with all three completed videos released on day one!

WHo ARE YOU PEOPLE

i wasss told by @Pandaleafs that my dear Ms. Bomb would appreciate this song. i did not receive any of the trophies…nor the participation awards…but i believe i saw Ms. Bomb crack a small sssmile and that made it all worth it! ⬇️⬇️⬇️ youtu.be/Ho93tAfNyms

i have edited together a couple of videos to showcase my vocal performances. i must ssssay, i am quite proud of them! i will post them here for sssafekeeping and review. very excited!

in honor of American thanksssgiving, I consumed a turkey…but the others are telling me I should have cooked, killed, or chewed it…and now Charlie is starting to sssing about it. wonderful. i think I will just regurgitate the bird and make myself a sandwich.

why do ssso many people call me “babygirl?” i am neither a baby nor a girl…

angel dust has explained it all =} you are all very kind realistic bots programmed to make my experience on this diary application more pleasant. thank Sssatan, I thought my deepest secrets and secret passion for sssinging were about to be public! ahaha, imagine!

a blue sky? odd colour choice. vox is literally the only blue thing I have ever ssseen.

I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED!! this kind man ssstates that the public can see my diary??! angel told me this would not happen when we made this account! i was chuffed and now i am quite upssset! i mussst talk to angel dust about this later. for now, is is night time and my eggies are tired. good night!

sssomeone just replied to my twit and told me they were not a bot?? how are people accessssing my diary??

yesssss hello, this is my new private diary. my gratitude to angel dust for helping me get this sssset up. i look forward to singing and twitting.