Pool's Closed.

When furries have disagreements over who is taking the kids, is it a cub-stody battle? (I hate myself, that pun is fucking terrible)

Estrogen only just getting my nipples all sensitive after 6 months. 😭 Still no actual increase in size of breasts yet though. 🥲

Are you into vore? Well then call me a Pot Noodle: The Slag of All Snacks.

...I guess he doesn't like pups either. #pupplay

I don't think the dog likes foxes. #fursuit #furry

Caviar in the kitchen, nothing in the bedroom.

My 30th this year. Really want to get around to finally getting a full fursuit. Should have happened years ago but... hmm. Well. SO ANYWAY. We are here now. Gonna need a hand narrowing down builders, though! I knew there were a fair few, but Scritches and GetFursuit made me realise JUST how many.

"I didn't need another sensory toy tonight. I needed another person in the room."

Things for me to genuinely consider today: •Fursuit builder for a fullsuit •Be it of Kai or flesh out a second OC I've had floating in my head for years

Haven't played Minecraft since like... 1.7, I think that was when horses were considered new? 😭 Damn, looks like there is a lot to catch up on! If anyone knows some fun servers that like newbies jumping in and exploring, let me know!

*Whistles along to The One Who's Running the Show* Murrsuit Relations is getting a cleanse~

Less thinky, more kinky.

@murrsuitrelations.bsky.social *ominous music* You may be wondering why I asked you here this evening 📸 @murrsuitrelations.bsky.social

Hey. You. Yeah, you. The universe told me you needed to hear this right now, at this exact moment: You are appreciated. You are loved.

I can't offer you beautiful artwork. I can't offer you descriptive writings. I can't offer you fantastic fursuits. But what I can offer is my company.

Someone buy me latex and PVC. I need it. You can have my cuddles as payment (I am rated highly on Trustpilot)

Have you considered following 🐇 🫴

I AM FULL OF RAMEN I AM FULL OF SAKE AND WHEN I GET ALL WOOZY I ALSO GET ALL BARK-AY

Let me huff his pits first.

Need so badly to get to doing my driving tests again after a decade. Then it's just affording a car, but... Fuck. Do I want to just be able to go on long drives by myself and have that space to myself sometimes.

👀What's this?

"How are you spending your Sunday, Kai?" Looking through old conbooks from cons that took place from before I was even born!

Dies irae.

"Tiger, Tiger, burning bright, Riding boldly through the night Scent of leather, glint of steel Come alive in pale moonlight"

I'm cold and I am shamed. Lying naked on the floor.

Wait. I'm today years old and find out I'm not alone in having boxes of stuff that have not been opened in 10+ years despite numerous moves and that's like a -normal- thing?!

"The hospitality game has three sacred pillars: •Cooking with love •Disregard for contracts •Being open to taking any substance available so you can get to closing time without hanging yourself. ...And without killing anyone."

I wish I still had braces... Teeth have gone back slightly. Also the a e s t h e t i c ✨️

"What have you taken?" "Nothing..."

All the best foxes have daddy issues.

How do you deal with losing a parent at 17 and 19? Once again I'm dealing with not being there for a family member at the end, but I can't imagine how my cousins are handling this.

When you get relegated to the doghouse for getting knotted by ferals (It's okay, it just means you get more rounds with Rover)

Light, Near or Mello?

HOW is there no porn of Firewolf from Swapped yet?!

Only just finished watching Beastars finally after bingewatching the series and ... It's over. All done. No more. :(

Best Beastars opening? 🤔

They rebooted Scrubs too?!

Finally getting around to watching The Pitt! :3

How have I only just played The WereCleaner? 😭

am dumb puppy

Fantastic Mr Fox followed by TWO Scooby Doo movies?

Are you cussing with me?!

Ending a trippy night with cuddles with my Lugia plush and Fantastic Mr Fox 🥰

Hooked up with a guy in a bar. Really seemed to get along. Get to his hotel. Take my hair out of a ponytail and suddenly I'm "too trans" and he completely nopes out of everything. I get that people have their own preferences and such, but that shit has killed me. :/

Owning a human pup can get expensive...

AHHHHHH PUPPY

Imagine being a wolf 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Damn, Transport for London are progressive AF.