Need so badly to get to doing my driving tests again after a decade. Then it's just affording a car, but... Fuck. Do I want to just be able to go on long drives by myself and have that space to myself sometimes.

👀What's this?

"How are you spending your Sunday, Kai?" Looking through old conbooks from cons that took place from before I was even born!

Dies irae.

"Tiger, Tiger, burning bright, Riding boldly through the night Scent of leather, glint of steel Come alive in pale moonlight"

I'm cold and I am shamed. Lying naked on the floor.

Wait. I'm today years old and find out I'm not alone in having boxes of stuff that have not been opened in 10+ years despite numerous moves and that's like a -normal- thing?!

"The hospitality game has three sacred pillars: •Cooking with love •Disregard for contracts •Being open to taking any substance available so you can get to closing time without hanging yourself. ...And without killing anyone."

I wish I still had braces... Teeth have gone back slightly. Also the a e s t h e t i c ✨️

"What have you taken?" "Nothing..."

All the best foxes have daddy issues.

How do you deal with losing a parent at 17 and 19? Once again I'm dealing with not being there for a family member at the end, but I can't imagine how my cousins are handling this.

When you get relegated to the doghouse for getting knotted by ferals (It's okay, it just means you get more rounds with Rover)

Light, Near or Mello?

HOW is there no porn of Firewolf from Swapped yet?!

Only just finished watching Beastars finally after bingewatching the series and ... It's over. All done. No more. :(

Best Beastars opening? 🤔

They rebooted Scrubs too?!

Finally getting around to watching The Pitt! :3

How have I only just played The WereCleaner? 😭

am dumb puppy

Fantastic Mr Fox followed by TWO Scooby Doo movies?

Are you cussing with me?!

Ending a trippy night with cuddles with my Lugia plush and Fantastic Mr Fox 🥰

Hooked up with a guy in a bar. Really seemed to get along. Get to his hotel. Take my hair out of a ponytail and suddenly I'm "too trans" and he completely nopes out of everything. I get that people have their own preferences and such, but that shit has killed me. :/

Owning a human pup can get expensive...

AHHHHHH PUPPY

Imagine being a wolf 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Damn, Transport for London are progressive AF.

"I should grow up some day 'cause I got bills to pay I can't be waking up at someone else's place I know I drink too much, can't pay my rent this month I should be saving up, but"

Mouse ramp.

💚🤍🩷💚🤍🩷How to tame the boyfriend @murrsuitrelations.bsky.social 1st let them flip you off 2nd approach for a boop 3rd go in for the cuddle 🩷🤍💚 @doggyweekend.bsky.social 📸 @badwolfphotos.bsky.social 🩳 - @pupflashxxx.bsky.social

Last night, vaulted a fence and ended up on traveller land. Me: "I'm soooo sorry..." *Swigs from beer* "I'm a bit tipsy... I came through a hole in the fence." Guy: "..Riiiiight, exit is that way" Me: "Do you want a beer?" Guy: "...I'm good, exit is that way" (He was damn HOT)

"Is she mental?" . "No. Just... Tired."

Guy was fucking HOT

"I'm soooo sorry... *Swigs from beer* I'm a bit tipsy... I came through a hole in the fence" "...Right, exit is that way" "Do you want a beer?" "...I'm good, exit is that way"

What is love? Baby, do hurt me.

Please love me. Because I don't love myself. 💔

Me (to housemate): "Did you know I was broken?" Housemate: "Were?" Me: "Fuck. That was cold ... You're not wrong."

Satisfaction Skunk - Fartboy Slim

Fun fact: I only pissed myself 8 times today.

Me, stickering a lamppost near my house. "Don't shit where you eat, but sticker where you live."

Head bubble

🐶🍆

It's me, hi, I'm the problematic person that wants to have sex with your dad, it's me.

Pet Sematary

Pet cemetery approach.