Housemate left me (tipsy) with portable speaker, but no instructions on how to connect. "Okay so I guess I just push buttons until it works." Words to live by, words to live by.

YESSSSS Even higher than last time :3

2nd place is my spirit animal.

That's pretty gay

Save the date!

This is hitting SO. MANY. BUTTONS. (And bong. He's so hitting that bong.)

BAHAHAHAHAHA "Murrsuit" is now on the hiscore of Godzilla pinball.

First time playing Conker's Bad Fur Day And okay fairly tipsy but MY GOD Is it a slow start Or am I just being fucking stupid

"X is typing" in group chats and then stopping is -so- telling sometimes when they then don't message you privately. 🥲🫠 Maybe making assumptions, but this is very niche and just... Yeah. My suspicions are being confirmed.

We can only be friends if you have collected ALL the @barq.app badges.

If anyone ever wants to do a mash-up of Movin' Too Fast by Artful Dodger and Stickerbush Symphony / Bramble Blast from Donkey Kong Country 2 I WILL FUCKING LOVE YOU.

I see you. 👀

I'd just be happy with some B cups. 😭 What I'd give to be further on my gender identity journey by 30. 🥲

CW: Three fucking creeps in one night. One that actually stalked me,crossing roads and backtracking down streets with me, thinking I wouldn't notice. And these two? Complete strangers. Not close friends that I can trust to do CNC kink or whatever. WTF is in the water on a Wed night?

My character is now a hybrid fox/shark. A fork, if you will.

Cute sheep at café in garden centre the other day with nan!

I've put off setting up a GFM or anything like that because... Quite honestly: A. I hate asking for help anyway B. Not like I really have anything to offer the fandom besides my presence. :C But I'm considering firing up Ko-fi or something again. I dunno. I find it depressing and demoralising.

Prepare for trouble... ...Now make it double.

Me? I'm fine. You should see the state of matey, though.

Does anyone else remember being haunted by this advert years ago?

I'm a Ruby Woo kinda girl. 💄💋

Me, trying to get a plug into socket, blindly: Come on! Just get in the hole! Housemate, from their room: You've never had issues with that before, I bet.

Rewatching Silent Hill and Someone needs to edit her screaming "Sharon!" With Ozzy screaming it 😂😭 And Honey can become "Kelly!" RIP :(

Watching Weapons. Didn't even realise Julia Garner was in it when I clicked. Fucking YES. Still need to watch Ozark, but there is one scene that just URGH, THAT ACTING ❤️❤️❤️

Landlord has decided to do monthly room inspections. I'm in all day tomorrow. I plan on sleeping in. I also plan on having my multiple fantasy dildos out on display. FUCK YOU.

I hate when people compare those who throw others under the bus to rats. Rats will actively try to help each other out of situations. The term you are looking for is scum.

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Sorry. Just to clarify, did you say you are metrosexual or Petcosexual?

RIGHT as I pass some sweet old lady that looks like she is almost at Death's door, what line blasts through my headphones? "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD" My face just twisted from a smile to sheer panic.

Self-padding at 0526 while trying to be quiet is difficult. >:| I need an adult.

Just say TyleNOl.

Took a birching!

SO The ball is now finally rolling on the German citizenship! Just need to get an appointment with the embassy and verify all the documents. ...Like five times. You know how the Germans -love- their bureaucracy !🤣 Who wants to marry me for an EU green card? 👀😘😆

Album cover redraw idea: my sona and who else?

Do I pad up for bedtime? 🤔

why do i feel better when i slurp spoo?

CW:(incest) A quickie with cat dad...

"Sometimes the Doctor must look at this planet and turn away in shame."

I overshare sometimes, yeah. But I'd like to think people can learn more about me than someone who hides everything. Shit like this really makes me understand why people are so careful though. I can't see myself locking down just like that, but I really do fucking understand.

So yeah. My night has ended up with an ex-copper (he was really sweet, to be fair), calling a welfare check on me because us foxes are bastards for making noise at 1am.

I really struggle with the idea of "is evil down to nature or nature?" I would hope it's down to nature because that means it can be influenced. And if we can keep learning as a species, we can find every minute detail in an upbringing that causes such and -maybe- make changes to counter such.

Is it cheaper for me to switch to drinking petrol at this point

Birds of a feather We should stick together But should I go with Heather? If a name change is considered, ever?

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No, actually.

Fucking hate houseshares. Being respectful, upon request, to reduce volume, but... It's 9pm. Noise complaints can start at 11pm. Fuck off. 😒

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe... How many more shots 'til I'm a ho?

Just got called the anti-christ 🤣

To the people that actually learn my flaws and still stick by me, seeing that I'm willing to evolve as a person in time: Thank you.

Putting a request in for "Pump Up the Jam" to be played five times in a row at my funeral. Just like the legendary Stanley Kubrick.