Rewatching Silent Hill and Someone needs to edit her screaming "Sharon!" With Ozzy screaming it 😂😭 And Honey can become "Kelly!" RIP :(

Watching Weapons. Didn't even realise Julia Garner was in it when I clicked. Fucking YES. Still need to watch Ozark, but there is one scene that just URGH, THAT ACTING ❤️❤️❤️

Landlord has decided to do monthly room inspections. I'm in all day tomorrow. I plan on sleeping in. I also plan on having my multiple fantasy dildos out on display. FUCK YOU.

I hate when people compare those who throw others under the bus to rats. Rats will actively try to help each other out of situations. The term you are looking for is scum.

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Sorry. Just to clarify, did you say you are metrosexual or Petcosexual?

RIGHT as I pass some sweet old lady that looks like she is almost at Death's door, what line blasts through my headphones? "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD" My face just twisted from a smile to sheer panic.

Self-padding at 0526 while trying to be quiet is difficult. >:| I need an adult.

Just say TyleNOl.

Took a birching!

SO The ball is now finally rolling on the German citizenship! Just need to get an appointment with the embassy and verify all the documents. ...Like five times. You know how the Germans -love- their bureaucracy !🤣 Who wants to marry me for an EU green card? 👀😘😆

Album cover redraw idea: my sona and who else?

Do I pad up for bedtime? 🤔

why do i feel better when i slurp spoo?

CW:(incest) A quickie with cat dad...

"Sometimes the Doctor must look at this planet and turn away in shame."

I overshare sometimes, yeah. But I'd like to think people can learn more about me than someone who hides everything. Shit like this really makes me understand why people are so careful though. I can't see myself locking down just like that, but I really do fucking understand.

So yeah. My night has ended up with an ex-copper (he was really sweet, to be fair), calling a welfare check on me because us foxes are bastards for making noise at 1am.

I really struggle with the idea of "is evil down to nature or nature?" I would hope it's down to nature because that means it can be influenced. And if we can keep learning as a species, we can find every minute detail in an upbringing that causes such and -maybe- make changes to counter such.

Is it cheaper for me to switch to drinking petrol at this point

Birds of a feather We should stick together But should I go with Heather? If a name change is considered, ever?

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No, actually.

Fucking hate houseshares. Being respectful, upon request, to reduce volume, but... It's 9pm. Noise complaints can start at 11pm. Fuck off. 😒

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe... How many more shots 'til I'm a ho?

Just got called the anti-christ 🤣

To the people that actually learn my flaws and still stick by me, seeing that I'm willing to evolve as a person in time: Thank you.

Putting a request in for "Pump Up the Jam" to be played five times in a row at my funeral. Just like the legendary Stanley Kubrick.

Name two things that seem completely unrelated, but there is a connection that most people probably don't realise. I'll start off with: Britney Spears Silent Hill (specifically SH4) Both use same music sample from 1996 (best year!)

Just have to keep reminding myself there is always someone worse off than me. ...At least, that's what I always got taught. Which is fucking terrible, looking back. No wonder I generally feel it best to suffer in silence.

If we ever broke up, I'd call your dad And tell him all the kinkiest of things I wanna do with him, if we ever broke up

I've already accepted that I'm never going to amount to anything, barring some genius idea coming to my head beyond. Dunno. I just hate the fact I have no skills to offer, I've been completely reset back to zero on my career path and every day just grows more and more tiring. The mask is slipping.

When do I move on from wanting to help others but never quite helping myself? Like, both can occur simultaneously. I've just never worked out that balance.

Oh, to be able to reenact that scene from Goldfinger, but with liquid latex...

I've never been asked out on a date to the Minnesota State Fair. I'm not mad, just disappointed. 😮‍💨

Up yours, stinky hyenas. Truly.

Clicker training, but I rail a fat line of mandy every time.

As a Scorpio, I can tell you that we don't believe in astrology.

This citizenship application process is making my head spin.

Loving every track off I'm Only Fucking Myself (Lola Young) so far! ❤️🥲

Energy level: what do you fucking think?

Apparently, veal is not calf meat according to this waitress. 🤣

(He insisted on wearing the beanie and the cap)

How's your day going?

I still wanna Labubu-fy my character for an art piece:V

Never did make my 'sona a glitchfox like I intended to at some point. Reconsidering after my recent sorta identity crisis.

Bahahahaha A certain hate site has many members in meltdown over the revelation that CK's killer happens to be one of their own! Shocker.

Handing in my notice effective immediately. Head chef asked me to grab a leek. On the way back from the fridge (through the building), I'm humming Ievan Polkka and sort of twiddling with the leek. Hand it to the chef. Go to say, "Here you go." What do I say instead? "FARFETCH'D"

Time to put on the anthem

FINALLY Officially diagnosed with ADHD. Next steps: •Wait for titration •Autism diagnosis (potentially)