I have a couple gardenias blooming like 4 months late and they're very good

Finally, news we can trust

Listening from podcasts from 2015 treating tromp as a joke candidate feels very weird now

What do we call "camper shells" now that average truck beds are 4ft long, and an average sized man can no longer sleep in them when camping? Truck trunks? Trucknks?

If every single website is going to insist on two factor authentication now, the least they can do is keep me logged in. I genuinely couldn't care less if someone hacks my printables accounts

John Carpenter's The Thingposting since Regal Theaters are showing it on Thursday

I think before you're allowed a shopping cart, you should have to pass some basic situational awareness assessment. You should have to scan some kind of certificate before you're allowed to check it out from the front

Um... www.pizzint.watch

I am On Edge today folks

If I'm going to start getting to work early again, I need to get over my hangups about using the turning lane as a passing lane. Everybody else does it

Damn wish I could sleep or do anything else

Maybe I should get into Usenet and become even more chronically online than you can imagine

Torn between "Newsome is just another corpo liberal doing tweets while the soldiers are in the streets", "it's a decade late but I'm glad someone's finally actually doing literally anything (counter-gerrymandering)", and "if he actually gets him to stroke out, that counts as direct action"

I think my most "let's start an argument" opinion is that, in the year of our lord 2025, dubbed anime is better than subbed. And has been better for years.

Big day for little guys in plants

Showed my coworker that Windows Terminal has a mode where it emulates blur and scan lines from a CRT and he said "why can't you just be normal?"

Damn I guess I like rosemary now

I just want to grep the internet

Sucks that the king of the hill reboot happened after I developed a bunch of anxiety around being excited or looking forward to or enjoying things 😣

Truly shocked I haven't seen "better a diddler than a democrat" as a pro-trump slogan

It's that time of year again where I have to pretend I'm texting to renew my car registration

Liquid Death is Gender Affirming Hydration send tweet

Realizing how guilty I feel doing anything that makes me happy unless it's "productive"

BambuLabs is the Critical Role of 3D printing send tweet

This but anything with a screen. My 7" tablet and 13" laptop are both over 10 years old, but it doesn't seem like there's anything of equivalent quality to replace them with.

I'm slowly becoming based and linuxpilled

Couldn't be me

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For the past month I've been thinking "I should probably close the side gate so a deer doesn't wander in and get stuck.... But that probably won't happen"

There's a 0% chance your alt text isn't being used to train AI

Once again longing for anything to look forward to

I feel like if I go to bed early, I should be rewarded with feeling less tired in the morning

I was hoping to WFH today and drag out my one task as vim practice but then people kept asking for things

The worst part of modern society is that there's always a message I'm behind on. Emails, texts, Facebook, Instagram, discord, slack, zoom, there's always someone that needs my attention and I have a deficit of it to give and none left for myself

Every once in a while, someone will say something weird enough on Reddit that I'll look through their history, and it always ends up bumming me out

Boss has stolen the joke that I already stole except he's using it wrong on confluence and that annoys me a lot more than it should

Opened up /r/DnD hoping to feed of some nerd rage, but now I've become the raging nerd

Flowers bloomed while I was at the beach

I drank the Blue Mountain Dew with vodka and now I feel like I could piss lightning. I should go to bed but I'm so powerful

I guess I've become a baseball cap guy now so maybe I should use that as an opportunity to grow my hair out again

Prob should have just let my plants die instead of asking my coworkers to water them 😩

At least I'm not going to get a full night's sleep

I hope by looking forward to this beach trip, I haven't ensured it will be awful 🙃

My boss really upset me today and I've been busting my ass this past month or two and I'm taking my laptop on vacation so maybe I'll just fuck off tomorrow

I get that superhero movies are inherently fascist power fantasy or whatever, but watching Michael Fassbender hunt down nazis is still pretty lit

Getting drumk with mombe