Goodnight sweet boy, Alkaline. Thank you for being mine & Smallers best mate.

Our contributors are working to fill those lovely prompts you sent us. While we'll have to wait until June 1st for the results, we did want to take this moment to share our tally. An amazing $957 for research into Sarcoma and $434 for our charities focused on immigrant rights!

Had a day with the staff to connect. We had to write encouragement letters to others. I got 1 & my name was spelt wrong. I don't think I've made connections. I'm gonna go plant myself in a garden somewher. Maybe I'll connect with a carrot friend.

I took Floof for a walk today, wearing my awesome Technoblade jacket. I was overtaken at some point by a couple of high school students. As they passed me, they each said "Technoblade never dies!". I gave them a thumbs up and a "right on." The legend lives on.

Life feels really heavy at the moment. Can you tell me the best thing that's happened to you lately? I wanna celebrate your success & excitement!

Pretty sky

Caring for neighbourhood strays is stressful. They go missing for part of a day & my mind is going to THE WORST! I need to keep them safe, fed & healthy, but that requires more money than I have :(

Finally had kimchi by itself... why did I wait so long. It's so delicious!!

I have triangular prism'ed Technoblade.

Why is my phone showing me 2 different time?

Happy April 7th!!!

FREE DOWNLOADABLE + COLORING CONTEST = PEAK WINNING cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/05... We have partnered with Winterstar Art for this cutie FREE downloadable coloring book. Just do it. (also, consider this a hint of things to come... no more will be said about it)

Doctor: you're anaemic, take iron tablets. Me: *takes 1 iron tablet and gets the symptoms of headache, nausea, insomnia, blurry vision.* "Oh yes, these are so good for me, yummy yummy."

I survived yesterday. That is all.

Herald Sun tell me I'm owed limes when I go on school camps. How many limes does a house cost?

HE DID IT 40K!!!! Congratulations @juicesoar.bsky.social

3 AWAY CHAT. 3 AWAY. BIG BIG MOMENT. WHOS 40K FOLLOWER????

Juice says I have no friends that would follow him. He's almost at 40k on twitch, pls go yell at him that we are friends pls www.twitch.tv/juicesoar?sr=a

Juice is so so so close to 40k follows on twitch. Will YOU be the 40k follower!?! www.twitch.tv/juicesoar?sr=a

Another year, another Voices For The Blade event!!! Kind of wild that this is our fifth time. As usual, we'll be running a charity event to benefit the Sarcoma Foundation of America.

It was denied.

This is so funny. I'm in this video. Not doxxing myself because there's SO MANY PEOPLE. 14 years ago Good Charlotte played a Guerilla Gig in Rundle Mall 😭😭 good times, good good times youtu.be/r9LtrSONJQ4?...

Please please please cross your fingers that my RPL gets approved. Please & thank you!

There is a flood watch for almost all of South Australia. Might canoe to school tomorrow. My rural town is not built for floods, it flooded on the weekend & we only had 50mls of rain in 12 hours.

Attention teachers: reminder, make sure you are making a clear list of your professional development you have undertaken. Sincerely, a teacher who had to remember 4 YEARS worth of PD's.

I put all of my earrings in a hanger today. I filled it. Then I turned to my dead cats ashes & reminded him "please don't knock these over". It was his favourite thing to do, knock everything off cupboards.

45 month sub to philza. He said he didn't need a room in the retirement home? Yeah right, buddy. I'm asking about a room for myself too :) www.twitch.tv/philza/clip/...

Officially 2 weeks without Fernando. I miss him a lot.

This week has REALLY tested me. But, I had hard grown up conversations. Asked for help. Stood up for myself. Cried. Ate a lot of mac & cheese. Had gastro. And survived.

Rest well, sir Fernando. I miss you <3

2026 started in a fort with Smaller. Then someone recognised my Technoblade shirt. Pretty good start to the year :)

Didn't see my family for Christmas, but making up for it today by seeing kiddos aunties, uncles, nanna & grandad... without her though. Merry Crisis everyone.

Me - *goes to the toilet* Smaller - "love you. Miss you. Please don't die"

I keep forgetting shout everything. I am so busy & so tired. 7 days left before school holidays. But still have university work... hooray. Anyway, hi.

It's my day of borth

First night of school musical. The kids smashed it out of the park. Let's hope tomorrow is as successful!

This week has been so hard.

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day 23: elytra🪽 tapLs pov of technoblade in the absolutely ruining a minecraft tournament vid #technotober #technobladefanart

I had a parent tell me that their kid went home really concerned last week because I had dyed my hair & they liked my old hair colour. Aww.

Happy twelve (12) years of Technoblade from the One of Us Global Foundation! How are you going to celebrate? Tag us in any channel birthday celebration posts and join our newsletter to stay up to date with everything One of Us. eepurl.com/jqflzMx

Getting ready to be blown away by @juicesoar.bsky.social

Student - "Ms, are you my teacher next year?" Me - "mate, I'm not sure, I haven't been told where I'm going. Maybe year 1-2, r-1 or kindy... or... maybe the moon to mine moon cheese" Student - "but but but... you have to teach me *thinks for a few seconds in confusion* MOON CHEESE!?!?"

I'm at that age I needed to take de-gas. Nahhh I'm not that old, there's a stomach bug going around & I can't stop burping & feeling like I need to fart. Please help me.

I just went to purchase merch for the Crystal Siege event & One Of Us foundation & then remembered I have a HUGE bill coming up soon. I cannot afford the lovely merch right now. I couldn't even donate much today :(

Talking to a young person yesterday, I inquired as to what their take was on my rep. They said, "You're a micro celebrity who's famous even though you don't do anything. Like Zendaya." Based

Ask Us Anything! Reply to this with any questions you may have for the One of Us admin stream team to answer tomorrow during the Festival of Voices!

EXCITED FOR WHEELDUOOOO

Smaller - "you didn't get as sick as dad. He complained so much, you haven't at all *imitates her dad complaining about vomiting*" I love my kiddo.