Skyblock Watch Party GO GO GO GO www.youtube.com/live/gx5jL-_...

🚨This is your reminder that the Technoblade BLDBLZ preorder ends tomorrow. 366 pieces Stands 6.5" tall Comes with a collectible trading card illustrated by @calciferiguess.bsky.social Avoid the regret. Get it at Technoblade.com.

Honorable dubs for the near-misses. You made it brutal for the COTB to pick the W. Almost congrats to... @AliceHobbez @wia-willows.bsky.social ScribblyZombie @calciferiguess.bsky.social #technobladeneverdies #technobladefanart #COTB #technoblade @winterstarart.bsky.social

After hours of deliberation, epic battles, a little blood, and a few kicked orphans, the Council of the Blade has chosen… @KHarmski, YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND. BIG W. 👑🐷 You have won the @winterstarart.bsky.social Coloring Contest. #technobladeneverdies #technobladefanart #technoblade #coloringcontest

Yooo. @ph1lza.com uses his Technoplane tote for mexican snacks... Comparte tus botanas mexicana, bro! Get your snack totin' tote here👇 technoblade.com/products/eve... #technobladeneverdies #technoblade #ph1lza #emeraldduo #giveusyoursnacks #technoplane

Hey nerds. Technoblade x Winterstar Art drops April 23… and yeah, it goes hard. We actually support our fan artists. Mark your calendars. @winterstarart.bsky.social #technobladefanart #technocommunity #oneofus

Amaze, amaze, amaze @a-cryptic-jackal.bsky.social

slay @k1llerbnnuy.bsky.social

massive W @wia-willows.bsky.social

ONE OF US. Coloring contest ends soon. (our community stays creative) Want a shot at a $100 Technoblade.com discount? 1. Grab the FREE Winterstar Art coloring book (banner at the top of the site) Technoblade.com 2. Color. Relax. Cute Anarchy. 3. Post it and tag us No purchase necessary.

bend the knee 👑🐷

Go support this nerd and his LIVE stream. (there may be some celebrities in on the chat) @minimastergg.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zS4...

Let's Goooo!!! Amaze Amaze Amaze!

1% WE WIN THESE #technobladeneverdies

FREE DOWNLOADABLE + COLORING CONTEST = PEAK WINNING cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/05... We have partnered with Winterstar Art for this cutie FREE downloadable coloring book. Just do it. (also, consider this a hint of things to come... no more will be said about it)

BACK UP! NERDS WIN! GO GO GO! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J4r...

Got banned, naturally. The new channel was too powerful. Working with the YouTube overlords to get everything made right again. Hang tight, nerds. Technoblade NEVER dies! #technobladeneverdies #teamtechnoblade #wewillbevictorious

new channel nerds GO GO GO GO youtu.be/2J4rEkwA7gQ

new emotional support thingy. cuteness overload. 👑 🐷 Technoblade x bldblz. Preorder at Technoblade.com (ends 4/22)

Nerds! Assemble! Literally. Technoblade x BLDBLZ preorder opens March 26 at 12PM EST. The King stands 6.5 inches tall. 366 pieces of pure dominance. Includes a custom trading card illustrated by a Techno fan artist (@calciferiguess) and a custom instruction manual. It’s peak.

Fresh Technoplaaaaaane drop at the store today. 300 of each. Available until they’re gone. Technoblade.com

Arriving Thursday ☁️✈️☁️

And there are 22 of these left: t.co/BZtF4s8p1K

And these: t.co/fsa3qxzIED

All sizes still available in these: t.co/tT3jFUweJi

Sold Out Sale today is bonkers. Most items are now in single digit inventory, and only 3 still have all sizes available.

Buncha soft cozy stuff droppin’ next Tuesday.

Wake up. ☕️⚔️ Some cozy winter merch is on its way.

Last day to preorder this shirt. You know you want to cut a dash in this fine rig, you dandy devils! #technomerch

GHOST KING HOODIES AND TSHIRTS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK AVAILABLE AT technoblade.com RIGHT NOW!

FYI, there are only 35 of the blue #AcademyOfAnarchy sweatshirts left

Opening Weekend begins at Techno U #AcademyofAnarchy

The site is locked. Password will be texted on Friday. Don’t be late to class. #AcademyofAnarchy

Subscribe to Textnoblade! 🐷💬 Text “TECHNO” to 1-844-531-2383 before Friday and be eternally grateful.

Welcome to the #AcademyofAnarchy - new merch drops 8/1 if you have the password.

A new drop is on the way. Pay attention or miss it.

Dear Technoblade cool people, Please do something for me, show up for the Blade today. I don't care if you are old or new. Make sure you're signed up for the emails from technoblade.com, follow @teamtechnoblade.bsky.social and help us make sure his legacy lives on and you know what we're up to.

If you wanted 20 million subs merch, it’s now or never.

Defer the consequences of your bad decisions with Shop Pay. #technobladeneverpaysinfull

Order window closes Wednesday night (midnight EST) on all 20 Million Subs merch and “That’s a Legend” merch. #technoblade #longlivetheking

LAST CHANCE TO GET COINS. Sunday night at midnight EST, pre-order closes. Order now or live in regret. #technoblade #20millionsubs #longlivetheking

GOOOOOOLD 👑👑👑 Don’t sleep on the card deck.

Sticker sheet by fan artist @calciferiguess.bsky.social! Get one and give them a follow. technoblade.com/products/tha...

Pro-tip for saving on shipping costs: convert more techno fans in your city and order together. 💥📦

Coins sold out in under 8 minutes. We’ve re-opened for preorder. We love the tears, but love the fans more.

12 pm EST… at Technoblade.com and YouTube. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TECHNO!!!!

From the family album: 9 year old proto-techno. 26th birthday bash tomorrow (Sunday) is going to blow your mind. #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #longlivetheking

2 more days 👑 #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #longlivetheking

NOT EVEN CLOSE, BABY! #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #longlivetheking

20 million subs is imminent. Keep eyes on YouTube tonight. #Techno20mil youtu.be/ANqPPQetxDo?...