"It's okay to be late, as long as you showed up." - Sun Tzu, probably technoblade.com/collections/...

Speed Paint by Anmian A bad strategist let this opportunity get away from them. Secure the Art of War: Technoblade Edition book and more. technoblade.com/collections/...

Speed Paint by @ming1111.bsky.social A bad strategist let this opportunity get away from them. Secure the Art of War: Technoblade Edition book and more. technoblade.com/collections/...

Speed Paint by BlasTe A bad strategist let this opportunity get away from them. Secure the Art of War: Technoblade Edition book and more. technoblade.com/collections/...

Speed Paint by NStarart A bad strategist let this opportunity get away from them. Secure the Art of War: Technoblade Edition book and more. technoblade.com/collections/...

never reveal the full merch drop in a youtube video. you fool, you moron! yoink the full collection at technoblade.com. preorder ends June 22nd.

Pride month is important for so many reasons. Celebrate it loud and proud. Take up space, let people hear your voice. One of Us stands for empowering queer voices all year long, but we are excited to take this month to celebrate the LGBTQIA+ community. #oneofusglobalfoundation

It’s Technoblade’s birthday! Enjoy your birthday in peace and happiness, King. o7 👑 Anyways, this 2 yrs old drawing was based on my MC building. And, I’m still proud of this art. Also I’m busy right now to make another so maybe later on. #technobladeneverdies #technobladefanart #minecraftbuild

Happy Birthday Technoblade! Thank you for everything <3 #technobladeneverdies

Doodle for Techno's birthday while I work on something bigger later in the month- Happy birthday, legend. We miss you. #technobladeneverdies #technobladefanart

We miss you, we hope you are proud of us #technofanart #technobladeneverdies #technoblade #watercolor

I was devastated when I learned tmr would be his birthday I had already planned that I would like to do a charity stream but I wasn’t watching the date Possibly later this month I can I wish his family all the best I hope to finish this piece and do him justice - #technoblade #technobladeneverdies

Happy birthday to our undying king ❤️ #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #happybirthday

Happy birthday Techno ! #technoblade #technobladefanart #technofanart #technobladeneverdies #technoblade27 #fanart

Happy Birthday to TechnoBlade #technobladefanart #technoblade #digitalart #minecraft #technobladeneverdies

dig in!

Happy birthday technoblade! 🐷👑🎂 #technoblade #technobladefanarts #technoblade27 #technobladeneverdies

Happy birthday, Technoblade! #technobladefanart #technobladeneverdies #technoblade27

Happy 27th Birthday Technoblade!!! o7 Tag us and we will repost your beautiful art dedicated to the king. He deserves nothing less. #technobladeneverdies

Techno's birthday is coming up fast! We'll come together as a community to celebrate the King's special day. 👑 Special guests: Technodad ‬and ‪Squid Kid tune into The Great Potato War! 🥔 Attendance is mandatory. www.youtube.com/live/psEe5Q3...

Whatever you do.. Don't forget June 1st 12PM EST... you fool...

Skyblock Watch Party GO GO GO GO www.youtube.com/live/gx5jL-_...

🚨This is your reminder that the Technoblade BLDBLZ preorder ends tomorrow. 366 pieces Stands 6.5" tall Comes with a collectible trading card illustrated by @calciferiguess.bsky.social Avoid the regret. Get it at Technoblade.com.

Honorable dubs for the near-misses. You made it brutal for the COTB to pick the W. Almost congrats to... @AliceHobbez @wia-willows.bsky.social ScribblyZombie @calciferiguess.bsky.social #technobladeneverdies #technobladefanart #COTB #technoblade @winterstarart.bsky.social

After hours of deliberation, epic battles, a little blood, and a few kicked orphans, the Council of the Blade has chosen… @KHarmski, YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND. BIG W. 👑🐷 You have won the @winterstarart.bsky.social Coloring Contest. #technobladeneverdies #technobladefanart #technoblade #coloringcontest

Yooo. @ph1lza.com uses his Technoplane tote for mexican snacks... Comparte tus botanas mexicana, bro! Get your snack totin' tote here👇 technoblade.com/products/eve... #technobladeneverdies #technoblade #ph1lza #emeraldduo #giveusyoursnacks #technoplane

Hey nerds. Technoblade x Winterstar Art drops April 23… and yeah, it goes hard. We actually support our fan artists. Mark your calendars. @winterstarart.bsky.social #technobladefanart #technocommunity #oneofus

Amaze, amaze, amaze @a-cryptic-jackal.bsky.social

slay @k1llerbnnuy.bsky.social

massive W @wia-willows.bsky.social

ONE OF US. Coloring contest ends soon. (our community stays creative) Want a shot at a $100 Technoblade.com discount? 1. Grab the FREE Winterstar Art coloring book (banner at the top of the site) Technoblade.com 2. Color. Relax. Cute Anarchy. 3. Post it and tag us No purchase necessary.

bend the knee 👑🐷

Go support this nerd and his LIVE stream. (there may be some celebrities in on the chat) @minimastergg.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zS4...

Let's Goooo!!! Amaze Amaze Amaze!

1% WE WIN THESE #technobladeneverdies

FREE DOWNLOADABLE + COLORING CONTEST = PEAK WINNING cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/05... We have partnered with Winterstar Art for this cutie FREE downloadable coloring book. Just do it. (also, consider this a hint of things to come... no more will be said about it)

BACK UP! NERDS WIN! GO GO GO! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J4r...

Got banned, naturally. The new channel was too powerful. Working with the YouTube overlords to get everything made right again. Hang tight, nerds. Technoblade NEVER dies! #technobladeneverdies #teamtechnoblade #wewillbevictorious

new channel nerds GO GO GO GO youtu.be/2J4rEkwA7gQ

new emotional support thingy. cuteness overload. 👑 🐷 Technoblade x bldblz. Preorder at Technoblade.com (ends 4/22)

Nerds! Assemble! Literally. Technoblade x BLDBLZ preorder opens March 26 at 12PM EST. The King stands 6.5 inches tall. 366 pieces of pure dominance. Includes a custom trading card illustrated by a Techno fan artist (@calciferiguess) and a custom instruction manual. It’s peak.

Fresh Technoplaaaaaane drop at the store today. 300 of each. Available until they’re gone. Technoblade.com

Arriving Thursday ☁️✈️☁️

And there are 22 of these left: t.co/BZtF4s8p1K

And these: t.co/fsa3qxzIED

All sizes still available in these: t.co/tT3jFUweJi

Sold Out Sale today is bonkers. Most items are now in single digit inventory, and only 3 still have all sizes available.

Buncha soft cozy stuff droppin’ next Tuesday.

Wake up. ☕️⚔️ Some cozy winter merch is on its way.