Fresh Technoplaaaaaane drop at the store today. 300 of each. Available until they’re gone. Technoblade.com

Arriving Thursday ☁️✈️☁️

And there are 22 of these left: t.co/BZtF4s8p1K

And these: t.co/fsa3qxzIED

All sizes still available in these: t.co/tT3jFUweJi

Sold Out Sale today is bonkers. Most items are now in single digit inventory, and only 3 still have all sizes available.

Buncha soft cozy stuff droppin’ next Tuesday.

Wake up. ☕️⚔️ Some cozy winter merch is on its way.

Last day to preorder this shirt. You know you want to cut a dash in this fine rig, you dandy devils! #technomerch

GHOST KING HOODIES AND TSHIRTS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK AVAILABLE AT technoblade.com RIGHT NOW!

FYI, there are only 35 of the blue #AcademyOfAnarchy sweatshirts left

Opening Weekend begins at Techno U #AcademyofAnarchy

The site is locked. Password will be texted on Friday. Don’t be late to class. #AcademyofAnarchy

Subscribe to Textnoblade! 🐷💬 Text “TECHNO” to 1-844-531-2383 before Friday and be eternally grateful.

Welcome to the #AcademyofAnarchy - new merch drops 8/1 if you have the password.

A new drop is on the way. Pay attention or miss it.

Dear Technoblade cool people, Please do something for me, show up for the Blade today. I don't care if you are old or new. Make sure you're signed up for the emails from technoblade.com, follow @teamtechnoblade.bsky.social and help us make sure his legacy lives on and you know what we're up to.

If you wanted 20 million subs merch, it’s now or never.

Defer the consequences of your bad decisions with Shop Pay. #technobladeneverpaysinfull

Order window closes Wednesday night (midnight EST) on all 20 Million Subs merch and “That’s a Legend” merch. #technoblade #longlivetheking

LAST CHANCE TO GET COINS. Sunday night at midnight EST, pre-order closes. Order now or live in regret. #technoblade #20millionsubs #longlivetheking

GOOOOOOLD 👑👑👑 Don’t sleep on the card deck.

Sticker sheet by fan artist @calciferiguess.bsky.social! Get one and give them a follow. technoblade.com/products/tha...

Pro-tip for saving on shipping costs: convert more techno fans in your city and order together. 💥📦

Coins sold out in under 8 minutes. We’ve re-opened for preorder. We love the tears, but love the fans more.

12 pm EST… at Technoblade.com and YouTube. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TECHNO!!!!

From the family album: 9 year old proto-techno. 26th birthday bash tomorrow (Sunday) is going to blow your mind. #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #longlivetheking

2 more days 👑 #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #longlivetheking

NOT EVEN CLOSE, BABY! #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #longlivetheking

20 million subs is imminent. Keep eyes on YouTube tonight. #Techno20mil youtu.be/ANqPPQetxDo?...

Prepare for utter destitution

This coin was designed for the 15 million subs drop but never released. How would you update for 20 million, and what should it say on the back?

June 1 - Get ready for the biggest drop ever - Happy Birthday to the KING and the LEGEND #technobladeneverdies

199% - WE WIN THESE - SOMETHING BIG KICKING OFF ON TECHNOBLADE.COM TOMORROW #technobladeneverdies❤️ #technoblade

Listen to the dog.

Legends never die

198% - 20 million subs is imminent. Also, the obligatory merch SLAPS. Stay tuned.

The paparazzi be swarmin’

And we meet again in some other plane of existence.

wut?